Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Yeah, the idiots went with their stupid standard flood the inbox tactic instead of having someone (like a licensed attorney and law school instructor) write a single good complaint. They're going to be skeptical that all complaints against Rekieta are a harassment campaign over some YouTube shit.
 
>Farms still up, actually stronger now
>Null planning to provide DDOS mitigation to Mumsnet
>Forty five Keffals viewers doxed

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I cannot believe I just watched Nick Rekieta rapid-fire read off the real names of 45 Keffals fans. We all got to see the fucking complaints you idiots sent, you fucking stupid mongoloids. LMFAO how are these people real.

That was very kino. Looking forward to the Twitter meltdowns from the Balding Brigade.
 
Nigga this is kiwifarms we're here to laugh at retards.
"NO YOURE ALL TERRIBLE FASCISTS THAT WANT ME DEAD! STOP PRETENDING YOURE JUST HERE TO OBSERVE AUTISTS ON THE INTERNET!" the mouthbreather screams into the void as he gets autistic and dumb stickers as everyone else continues to laugh at idiots on the gossip site known as Kiwifarms
 
I cannot believe I just watched Nick Rekieta rapid-fire read off the real names of 45 Keffals fans. We all got to see the fucking complaints you idiots sent, you fucking stupid mongoloids. LMFAO how are these people real.

That was very kino. Looking forward to the Twitter meltdowns from the Balding Brigade.
The pause to take a drink after putting the first batch of names on screen might have been my favorite moment of the last few years.
 
You think Keffal’s mom doesn’t already know? LMFAO I guarantee that bitch knows all about Lucas’s degeneracy, and probaby co-signs it. Didn’t he say she reads his thread? There’s no way in all this drama she didn’t look at least once.

Also, If you’re the kind of mother that not only would let your son cut off their penis, but support/assist them in doing so, nothing can be expected of you morally. You let your vunerable, mentally ill child butcher themselves and be condemned to a lifetime of physical pain, medication and tragedy.

I’d honestly imagine she loves the attention.
Given how she enabled this degeneracy at an early age I'm not surprised. Too lazy to check the OP, but wasn't it the mother who wanted a girl and co-signed off on the transition?
 
Let’s look over the sick wins Keffals and the Balding Brigade have racked up the last 24 hours.

1) Lucas is ranting about ferrets eating his penis and pretending Kiwi Farms doesn’t exist
2) It’s been revealed that the machete Lucas used in his Tranny Fetish Porn was his grandpa’s precious heirloom from World War I (LMFAO)
3) Lucas almost won a Twitter poll about least likable Tranny Influencers
4) The Campaign against Nick Rekieta just resulted in 45 Keffals Supporters getting doxed in front of 7K live viewers, and their addresses are being posted tonight.

Can’t stop winning!
 
Yes we need to mock Lucas and keeping mocking him till the day he dies. That dickless scumbag should be in prison many times over for the lives of children and regular adults he has destroyed. Every insecurity, no matter how small, needs to be blown up and spread all across the internet. Lucas should never know peace.
Lucas thrives on attention.

My ultimate dream is that his fandom grows tired and abandons him, leaving him alone streaming to 0 people. THAT would be hell for him.
 
4) The Campaign against Nick Rekieta just resulted in 45 Keffals Supporters getting doxed in front of 7K live viewers, and their addresses are being posted tonight.

Can’t stop winning!
On this note, please don't fedpost.
Limit ourselves to doxing more?
(but hey, I ain't ur mom I can't stop you)

Seeing which ones correspond with people crying on Twitter will be funny
 
Let’s look over the sick wins Keffals and the Balding Brigade have racked up the last 24 hours.

1) Lucas is ranting about ferrets eating his penis and pretending Kiwi Farms doesn’t exist
2) It’s been revealed that the machete Lucas used in his Tranny Fetish Porn was his grandpa’s precious heirloom from World War I (LMFAO)
3) Lucas almost won a Twitter poll about least likable Tranny Influencers
4) The Campaign against Nick Rekieta just resulted in 45 Keffals Supporters getting doxed in front of 7K live viewers, and their addresses are being posted tonight.

Can’t stop winning!
But surely he has grown his fan base with all the free press.

Oh....noooo
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2) It’s been revealed that the machete Lucas used in his Tranny Fetish Porn was his grandpa’s precious heirloom from World War I (LMFAO)
Iirc Lucas mentioned this on a previous stream and showed the machete. I guess he didn’t see the issue with what he’s done with that machete.
 
There’s a little bald spot on my head today
It’s a little bit wider than yesterday
There’s a kiwi laughing round my autoblock
All I have is my stinkditch I made from my cock
I cancelled the farms yet they came back again
I like grooming catboys because I’m scared of men
I log into my Twitter just to rant and wail
For I’m known in some circles as the king of fail….

(Damn it’s good to parody on the farms again-)
 
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Would be funny if keffals mom found out about her son’s online activities like how trolls used to call Chibi’s mom to inform her of his antics.what would keffals mom think of the catboy ranch?
No. It would not. His Mom not being a terminally online sped, we'd never know.

Also - and this is not a difficult concept - how many times do you fucking morons have to be told "Don't touch the fucking poo. Don't suggest touching the fucking poo."

Edit: fucking wordfilter.
 
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