Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%
  • Total voters
    354
Local Fed said:
Since Nick is directing people here as I type: Rackets has put his feet in Drex's butt (source: I made it up.)
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I hear he regularly finds two homeless black men and pays them so that he can wear their asses like slippers. (Source: I made up that Keffals made that up)

Edit: Oh shit, I'm sorry Rackets, please don't Ulbritch me with your crypto hitmen.
 
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There are some lolz on the destiny subreddit

Dumbfucks didn't read the form they were submitting:
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Frivolous ethics complaints make it harder to take you seriously if you get screwed over by a lawyer:
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
I haven't followed Rekieta, but what did these tards think was going to happen? That Rekieta was going to get disbarred, fired from his own law practice and never be heard of again?
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Yes. They thought they were complaining to the boss of all Minnesota lawyers. They are zealots out to punish people who blaspheme against their beliefs by taking away their livelihoods, children, and property. They are horrifying monsters.
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
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I haven't followed Rekieta, but what did these tards think was going to happen? That Rekieta was going to get disbarred, fired from his own law practice and never be heard of again? Also, spamming a bunch of cut copied phony complaints is a sure-fire way to get nowhere - they would've gotten a lot further if one of them had actually worked on drafting one complaint that had a semblence of legitimacy.

They really do think the real world operates like their social media sites like the internet junkies they are. RAAAAAAAATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Look at what's happening in the UK with Stonewall/Mermaids after they went after LGB Alliance's charity status - they've had a bunch of eyes on them ever since. It's definitively not a good idea to draw attention to yourself by filing bogus complaints if you're doing something sketchy since no one likes to deal with them, so it's not unlikely they'll try to deal directly with you.
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they think you lose your bar card if you don't follow twitter and youtube's terms of service

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Hraf said:
Yes. They thought they were complaining to the boss of all Minnesota lawyers. They are zealots out to punish people who blaspheme against their beliefs by taking away their livelihoods, children, and property. They are horrifying monsters.
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I think if I remember correctly, Nick talked about when he still had his office storefront, people were calling to make complaints about him, to him, as if he was Nick's boss during the Vic stuff. Hilarious.
 
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I think if I remember correctly, Nick talked about when he still had his office storefront, people were calling to make complaints about him, to him, as if he was Nick's boss during the Vic stuff. Hilarious.
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I'd love it if he tricked everyone into thinking he had an office storefront again, saying his new boss is a proud black man and it's just him in blackface
 
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oh no im late for school said:
lmao
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The image doesn't work well for name-searching, for example, if hypothetically one of these vexatious complainants wanted to name-search themselves or their friends or family on our forum for any record of them being mentioned. LET ME REMEDY THAT:

In the Matter of the Complaints against NICHOLAS R. REKIETA, a Minnesota Attorney
Registration No. 0397061

COMPLAINANTS
  1. Samantha Godard
  2. Kaidi Fan
  3. Nathan Feldman
  4. Kevin Ballance
  5. Michael Ashe
  6. Kristopher Marshall Lincoln
  7. Zacharia LaBrake
  8. Cameron McCall
  9. Tamas McCoy
  10. Nicholas Rodriguez
  11. Brandon Robinson
  12. Josephine Smith
  13. Noelle Sears
  14. Richard S. Soucy
  15. Thadeus Hagan Smith
  16. Amanda Black
  17. Zakari Emstad
  18. Linda Voight
  19. Julian Applebaum
  20. Evelyn Hunter Talbot
  21. Michael Rhodes
  22. John Richard Ess
  23. Alexandra Sanderson
  24. Clayton Salamon
  25. Joseph Dario Schmied
  26. Forrest Miller
  27. Benjamin Miller
  28. James Parrott
  29. Jane Ost
  30. William Prah
  31. Caleb Logan Griesacker
  32. Jason Hatfield
  33. George Johnson
  34. Mallory Heath
  35. Jason Karns
  36. Joshua Carl Key
  37. B. Bell
  38. Ryan Benefiel
  39. Logan Richard Bernsten
  40. Katherine L. Berger
  41. Devan Cherneski
  42. As C. Bok
  43. Rachel Cota
  44. Jason Derakshan

Congratulations, in recognition of your annoying me and depriving me of smooth shitposting for seven days, your names are officially on my radar. And probably the radar of others(Jane Ost you Crayola®-haired fat fuck, it's no surprise you were found first you bloated mooseknuckle, you can be seen from space). You wanted to fuck around? Dabble in a little iNTERNET Holy Crusade, crucify a heretic or two? You are now at Step 2: FIND OUT.

Your names are not particularly unique to the state of Minnesota. Your voter registration and social media and FurAffinity accounts are being checked as we speak, and we will find everything cringe, and contradictory, and funny and post it to laugh at. And when we're done? Well since your Saint Keffals doesn't want to give them proper credit where credit's due, your name list and current dox will be passed along to DOXBIN, where cool niggas like Vile can really dig in. Kiwi Farms is just the first stop on your FIND OUT road trip.

If Rackets complainants wanted to pay jizya? If someone on this list would like to opt out of having a hyperfocused lens scrutinizing their internet footprint, they could probably placate K-Farmers™ in one of two ways:
  • A very public apology and distancing from Keffals from any individual name would be embarrassing enough to amuse.
  • If Lucas himself would like to APOLOGIZE to their userbase for encouraging his stupid viewers to do something so dumb as filling out complaint forms with their real fucking names & addresses

I hope you're sufficiently Spooked for Ghostober 2022, here on the Travel Channel
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Haramburger said:
Jason Derekshan
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You mis-spelled it but there is a Jason H Derakhshan in new jersey. Very distinctive name... now to find a white pages that will give the full info instead of just a pay-wall.

Found one:

Jason H Derakhshan Age 24 (Aug 1998 )

Current Address
139 Fairway Ave
Belleville, NJ 07109

Phone Numbers
(973) 409-1142 - Wireless
(973) 450-9276 - Landline
(973) 450-9581 - Landline
 
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yydszmiteg2 said:
You mis-spelled it but there is a Jason H Derakhshan in new jersey. Very distinctive name... now to find a white pages that will give the full info instead of just a pay-wall.

Found one:

Jason H Derakhshan Age 24 (Aug 1998 )

Current Address
139 Fairway Ave
Belleville, NJ 07109

Phone Numbers
(973) 409-1142 - Wireless
(973) 450-9276 - Landline
(973) 450-9581 - Landline
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TheClappening said:
According to the Locals stream afterstream:

Nick negotiated 4% of his profits to sign on to a multichannel network, with his primary aim of shielding him from frivolous strikes. They're now waffling on the deal and Nose Lawyer is ready to bounce.
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He said during YT stream if they can't get rid of the strikes, he is out. And makes sense that he is encouraging Locals super chats instead of YT now. Hehe, can't take 4% of what is over on Locals instead of YT, plus shields him.
 
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Looks like the boomer left the unredacted fanmail on his computer and forgot to upload it. Look for it sometime tomorrow.
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Guess it means we get to practice searching for these people and see if our guesses are correct.

Speaking of which:

Clayton Salamon
West Islip, NY​

Age:​

26

Full Name:​

Clayton R Salamon ( Nov 1995 )

Current Home Address:​

815 Udall Rd
West Islip NY 11795

Phone: ​

(631) 422-7107
(336) 363-2563
 
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Guess it means we get to practice searching for these people and see if our guesses are correct.

Speaking of which:

Clayton Salamon​

West Islip, NY​

Age:​

26

Full Name:​

Clayton R Salamon ( Nov 1995 )

Current Home Address:​

815 Udall Rd
West Islip NY 11795

Phone: ​

(631) 422-7107
(336) 363-2563
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Welp. Nick had the displeasure of discovering Jane_Ost has a chaturbate. Give me all the Islamics because Allah is no longer with us.


EDIT:

I'm shit at doxxxxxxing, but
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Guess it means we get to practice searching for these people and see if our guesses are correct.
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When doing so, make sure to search their interests and overlaps, gaming is a common one, twitch and youtube are good for keyword searches too. The Jason guy is a Destructoid reader, Disqus commentor and Fire Emblem/Smash/Spiderman fag so I'm pretty confident in that one. It's funny how quickly tranny and genital opinions shift from 2013 to Current Year. :story:

Here's an easy one: 17. Zakari Emstad
a Smash enthusiast who also tweets libtard political comics
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