Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

[TheRetardKing]

Did he mean to say "i suck dick for crack/coke" but his mushed brain said cock instead?

He wanted to suck dick to go see Kentucky Fried Man.

 

[QueenMegan]

Haven't seen this mentioned in this thread but looks like he has the theta delta on his twitter now.
That's an identifier for Therians, which for twitter trannies more or less means "I am literally an animal so it's not bestiality if I fuck my dog."

He's probably rolling around in a wheelchair from how destroyed his ass is.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

He wanted to suck dick to go see Kentucky Fried Man.

JOKES ON YOU DUMBASS!
THE CHICKEN HAS GHOSTS TOO!

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

A tear fell from my eye when he said "I suck dick for cock"... And one other when he said "Pressing charges"... I broke out crying after when Rioley said faggot. Truly the deepest, most emotional video of 21st century.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

One other thing for the filthy casuals in this thread to take note of is that this is happening in Oakland.

I think that when people out of the area think of the Bay Area, they think that San Francisco and Berkeley are these ultra left wokehives and Oakland is basically Detroit in California.

Oakland is by far the wokest of them all.

If woke California had a capitol, it would be Oakland.

Multiple vegan Soul Food restaurants. The Oscar Grant AKA "Fruitvale Station" murder. Huge, gnarly BLM protests. Oakland was the city that pioneered the concept of "Ebonics" in schools. Racist freeways are there. Outdoor Afro is headquartered there. It's where the Black Panthers come from. Your Black Muslim Bakery (historical cow) was there.

But it's not just like, black stuff.

Huge, gnarly Occupy protests. The only House of Representatives member to vote against the war in Afghanistan. Plaza named after a Nisei internee. Barbecue Becky. Magic mushroom church. Ghost Ship. #Landback. Berkeley graduates. Regular port issues. Huge and under-appreciated racial and ethnic diversity including 16% Asians and 25% Hispanics. The Dana Rivers murders happened there. The Peoples Temple mass grave is there. Sonny Barger was the head of the Oakland chapter of Hells Angels. People there do not understand apostrophes.

This is a pretty great summary:

West Oakland Punks Hold Vegan Bake Sale to End Gentrification

To combat the scourge of gentrification across their city, the West Oakland punk community gathered this past weekend to hold a vegan bake sale fundraiser.

thehardtimes.net

One thing is for sure: No matter what bullshit Kamala Harris tries to push, she is not from here.

Anyway, where I was going with this is that it's the epicenter of #ACAB.

My memory is failing me but didn't Roofie have an #ACAB on his profile?

Calling the cops is deeply uncool, man. Deeply uncool. Snitches get stitches.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Anyway, where I was going with this is that it's the epicenter of #ACAB.

My memory is failing me but didn't Roofie have an #ACAB on his profile?

Calling the cops is deeply uncool, man. Deeply uncool. Snitches get stitches.

I'm pretty sure Rioley has tweeted ACAB shit and then the next day or something threatened to report people to the police.

He's completely incoherent on this (like most things) it wasn't too long ago he alleged the Oakland Police were involved in a massive coverup to prevent him from getting justice for his truck being broken into or whatever. Even faked a police report where everything had been redacted.

 

[The Demon]

he fucking suplexed a guy in a wheelchair. this site is so good

 

[human trash]

hours after watching the video i'm still laughing at 'i suck dick for cock'

 

[Exuvia]

This is why Rioley is such a great cow, trained in the classical tradition. He does all this without even having to be trolled/otherwise provoked by the site. Like others have said today, it's kind of bittersweet to see him graduate into a mainstream laughingstock when we watched him start out as just one of the many bizarre side characters in Gibes' thread not much more than a year ago.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

One other thing for the filthy casuals in this thread to take note of is that this is happening in Oakland.

I think that when people out of the area think of the Bay Area, they think that San Francisco and Berkeley are these ultra left wokehives and Oakland is basically Detroit in California.

Oakland is by far the wokest of them all.

If woke California had a capitol, it would be Oakland.

Multiple vegan Soul Food restaurants. The Oscar Grant AKA "Fruitvale Station" murder. Huge, gnarly BLM protests. Oakland was the city that pioneered the concept of "Ebonics" in schools. Racist freeways are there. Outdoor Afro is headquartered there. It's where the Black Panthers come from. Your Black Muslim Bakery (historical cow) was there.

But it's not just like, black stuff.

Huge, gnarly Occupy protests. The only House of Representatives member to vote against the war in Afghanistan. Plaza named after a Nisei internee. Barbecue Becky. Magic mushroom church. Ghost Ship. #Landback. Berkeley graduates. Regular port issues. Huge and under-appreciated racial and ethnic diversity including 16% Asians and 25% Hispanics. The Dana Rivers murders happened there. The Peoples Temple mass grave is there. Sonny Barger was the head of the Oakland chapter of Hells Angels. People there do not understand apostrophes.

This is a pretty great summary:

West Oakland Punks Hold Vegan Bake Sale to End Gentrification

To combat the scourge of gentrification across their city, the West Oakland punk community gathered this past weekend to hold a vegan bake sale fundraiser.

thehardtimes.net

One thing is for sure: No matter what bullshit Kamala Harris tries to push, she is not from here.

Anyway, where I was going with this is that it's the epicenter of #ACAB.

My memory is failing me but didn't Roofie have an #ACAB on his profile?

Calling the cops is deeply uncool, man. Deeply uncool. Snitches get stitches.

Yeah Oakland is the ghetto meets wokeness. A truly intersectional community.

it’s also where Amy Schneider from Jeopard is from, and a whole lot of other troons who work in big tech (hence Ripleys obsession with tech workers because he is upset that he’s too retarded to work at Google or Facebook to pay for troon shit like Liz Fong Jones or Amy Schneider).

The trannies had to move to the shittiest part of town, and now it is gentrified.

I hope Kim Jong Un nukes California.

 

[Grift Garrison]

I'm sure I've said this exact thing in this thread before, but if Riolent goes mainstream I'll feel a sense of loss. He's so profoundly gay and retarded that I don't want to share him with the casuals who do twitter drive-bys. Yes, he's hilarious prima facia. But they don't know the faggot deep lore. And the faggot deep lore is deeply rewarding.

I agree. Not because of any lore or anything like that, but because the more people that know about Rioley the more that will fuck with him. And there is nothing that anyone can do to prod the cow that will be funnier than what Brett will do on his own. He's shown it time and time again that he's going to self destruct in the most spectacular way that you have to sit back and marvel at it . Randos trolling him will ruin it.

 

[(The REAL) Jack Torrance]

This is why Rioley is such a great cow, trained in the classical tradition. He does all this without even having to be trolled/otherwise provoked by the site. Like others have said today, it's kind of bittersweet to see him graduate into a mainstream laughingstock when we watched him start out as just a bizarre side character in Gibes' thread not much more than a year ago.

Speaking of Gibes, does Rioley still reside at the tranch or has he been evicted? I mostly follow Kev these days and not the rest of the tranchers

 

[Trout P]

Fucking love the mod edit with the preamble video.
While his LARP as a cripple or a woman is a 0/10 he still manages to 10/10 being an unhinged lunatic.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

I was right! The apology was from the puncher, who came onto Rioley's Twitter to post this:

The apology post was from "Enkabuki"; this is from "演歌 enka!" (fuckin' weebs).

https://twitter.com/CloseAdhesive/status/1577842089743654912

演歌 enka! on Twitter: "@RipleyStorm hi, im the person in the apology. …

archived 6 Oct 2022 02:30:56 UTC

archive.ph

Speaking of Gibes, does Rioley still reside at the tranch or has he been evicted? I mostly follow Kev these days and not the rest of the tranchers

Rioley never resided at the ranch; he was just one of Kevin's online "girlfriends" until getting dumped about two years ago.

 

[Firstname Lastname]

This is probably the funniest thing I've seen all year.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Someone needs to deworm Ravioli the dog. That is classic "I have worms" behavior, scooting around on the floor. Some Drontal should be all that is needed.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

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Brett assaulted a furry’s father at a convention

https://twitter.com/tr00perr/status/1577638341918576648

https://archive.ph/wip/pFI5L

Mod edit:
Video leading up to the above as found by @alpaca amhole which establishes Rioley instigated the fight (choosing to approach when the other party walked away to deescalate while others attempt to stop Rioley), that it's him ("I pay taxes, my name is Ripley Storm").



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The preamble video posted here was cut short from the original tumblr post and as I went to post it I realized that they were both clips from the same video. So I quickly stitched them together.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

I'm sorry, random elephant furry, but what mental health crisis persists for over two years? This sort of neurotic behavior is par for the course sans violence with Rioley. He's got the disposable income for drugs, plastic surgery, and multiple sessions for a butt-ugly tattoo, and you want me to be convinced the guy can't bother going to therapy? Sunlight is going to be the best disinfectant for now.

To add, albeit I might not be as well-versed about this individual as most here: We are talking about a person that is 40 fucking years old and is behaving like an unhinged lunatic in public. The kind of behaviour that wouldn't be acceptable in young children, let alone on an adult. Not even getting into the hypocrisy of being homophobic while being trans, let alone fucking assaulting someone over nothing, what kind of person thinks it's acceptable to simply think the World needs to get used to their outbursts instead of being mature and fucking taking responsibility for their actions? You can't punch a guy in the face and then threaten to press charges once they punch you back, you can't be disabled while being fully capable to move around when you feel like it, you can't be the fucking victim when something as irrelevant as an advert on a truck or a typo you caused on a credit card infuriates you to the point of hostility. This person might claim to have many maladies, but the one true health problem they need to address, poetically the one they never will, is their unstable personality!

 

[Nihil Jung]

Someone needs to deworm Ravioli the dog. That is classic "I have worms" behavior, scooting around on the floor. Some Drontal should be all that is needed.

More humane to deRavioli the worms.

 

[Trianon]

"I suck dick for cock!"

The elephant's reaction.



Art. Art.