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Russel Greer parody dating sim incoming.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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DSP's Tax Lawyer
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A realistic dating sim featuring Greer will always be on impossible mode
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Y'all missed out on that user making a Sim of Russell and posting screenshots, huh?
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A realistic dating sim featuring Greer would be a FPS from the perspective of his unfortunate victim.
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Asymmetrical horror game (not a) date by daylight. Four unlucky Instagram models must escape from Russel before he can claim them with his drool.
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Leisure Drool Larry?
Actually, a typical slot machine fills this role nicely. Spend a long time putting in small amounts of money on a losing streak, and walk away only to watch next person putting in virtually no effort getting the jackpot.
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And the whole time he was chasing them, he'd be screeching about how he's the only one who would respect them.
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Can't let that happen, they need to suffer too...
Thread newcomers, Behold... RUSSIM!
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Can't Russ be called to account for all the lying he does in court documents? I understand that's a big no no.
In the second Taylor Swift lawsuit, he says he first heard about her while he was in jail for a "highschool prank" when it's a matter of record that the real charge was terrorism!
In the Null lawsuit, he makes a big deal of Kiwifarms using the phrase "one of his victims" while fervently arguing Erika is his one and only victim in a legal sense, but it's a matter of record that he had at least two restraining orders against him before the Erika case.
He's also said in court documents "'I've only filed 4 lawsuits" when, even if you court all three Taylor Swifts as one, he had filed at least 6 lawsuits at that point. He seems to be bringing his "I fake sued Farrah Abraham" logic into court!
When AGT laid out all of his previous lawsuits against women, he argued it was X number of years ago with a helpful little table, where he puts down Taylor Swift as 6 years ago because it was in 2016, even though we know he sued her twice after that and much more recently.
Couldn't any one of these things get Russell in deep shit?
In the second Taylor Swift lawsuit, he says he first heard about her while he was in jail for a "highschool prank" when it's a matter of record that the real charge was terrorism!
In the Null lawsuit, he makes a big deal of Kiwifarms using the phrase "one of his victims" while fervently arguing Erika is his one and only victim in a legal sense, but it's a matter of record that he had at least two restraining orders against him before the Erika case.
He's also said in court documents "'I've only filed 4 lawsuits" when, even if you court all three Taylor Swifts as one, he had filed at least 6 lawsuits at that point. He seems to be bringing his "I fake sued Farrah Abraham" logic into court!
When AGT laid out all of his previous lawsuits against women, he argued it was X number of years ago with a helpful little table, where he puts down Taylor Swift as 6 years ago because it was in 2016, even though we know he sued her twice after that and much more recently.
Couldn't any one of these things get Russell in deep shit?
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That may have been the most autistic thing ever posted in the thread, and it's up against stiff competition, like @xyrichard.
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Theoretically. However his lies are not material, and as such is increadibly unlikely (if at all) to be procecuted
WonderWino
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Hmm....
I don't know, a game designed like alien isolation might be a better choice. Replace amanda with an instagram model and the xenomorph with russell. Then place the whole scenario in some shitty abandoned vegas casino. Players would know greer is nearby by listening for his angry huffing breathing and looking for puddles of drool dripping from the air vents above them, signaling that he is waiting for them to pass by so he can grab them and drag them into the vents to explain how he's the only man who understands her and respects her, and she'll understand that if she shuts her mouth, sits there and listens to his explanation so he can say it just the right way. No one will respect her like he will, no one will ever respect her like he will
and if she doesn't give in and accept it? She gets dragged through the vents to his incel nest and attached to the wall by thick layers of paper mache made from taylor swift lawsuit paperwork and drool like all the others who couldn't understand his genius
The soundtrack could be haunting versions of his autistic songs combined with barely audible histrionic ranting and raving
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Because you're a creep, you fucking goblin.
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No obviously it was because he's disabled.
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Need to work out a mechanic where the player can track whether Russhole is nearby via clumps of hair on the floor from his balding head, a slurp detector tracker, and can drive off Russ temporarily with a soap and water thrower. Also be able to craft gadgets like soundboxes that play Taylor Swift songs and clips of prostitutes saying things like "Hey stud! Wanna date?" as distractions.
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I wonder he was doing at the Cosmopolitan Hotel? And what does he mean by "accosted"? Maybe he was dropping someone off in his limo and parked in the valet spot?
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Maybe They thought he was a homeless person trying to camp out there.
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I bet the valet looked in his general direction and from that Russ came to a conclusion that he hates the disabled.