Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

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Genuine question for the class, but a running meme on 4chan atm is that the Russian Armies logistics is so bad it doesn't even have wooden pallets for organizing bulk supply transport. Is this legitimately true or is it just a gag?

Don’t forget the 1.5 million winter uniforms the RAF can’t find. Russians will be surrendering and trading vehicles to Ukraine for space blankets this Winter.
 
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NATO bros, why is the US buying $290M worth of drugs to use in a nuclear emergency? Are they worried that if they continue to support the khokhol, they'll have to pay the toll?


"The US government said the procurement of Nplate was not in response to the war in Ukraine," The Telegraph reported.
That means it's definitely in response to the war in Ukraine.
 
NATO bros, why is the US buying $290M worth of drugs to use in a nuclear emergency? Are they worried that if they continue to support the khokhol, they'll have to pay the toll?



That means it's definitely in response to the war in Ukraine.
Thank God they cleared that up now I can relax
 
Meanwhile, how are those NATO applications from Sweden and Finland coming along? Well, not so good.

The Swedes, who seem to have mastered international diplomacy, have invited a Kurdish comedian to their central TV channel to make jokes in Kurdish about Erdogan farting because he ate too much shishkebab.
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The Turks did not find the bit amusing.
 
Couple days old but we're starting to see the Russians use T-62s now. This is reportedly in Kherson so this would be the actual Russian military and not the sepratist militias.
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How close are the Ukrainians to the newly annexed border? Close?
Russia never had full control over any of the Oblasts they "annexed" except maybe Luhansk for only one or two days. They only control around 60% of Donesk Oblast and haven't even stepped foot in Zaporizhzhia city in the Zaporizhzhia Oblast. They controlled like 90% of Kherson Oblast when the papers were signed but that obviously doesn't apply anymore.
 
Meanwhile, how are those NATO applications from Sweden and Finland coming along? Well, not so good.

The Swedes, who seem to have mastered international diplomacy, have invited a Kurdish comedian to their central TV channel to make jokes in Kurdish about Erdogan farting because he ate too much shishkebab.
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The Turks did not find the bit amusing.

Turkey is not going to deny NATO membership to Finland and Sweden just because some Turks can't take a joke.
 
NATO bros, why is the US buying $290M worth of drugs to use in a nuclear emergency? Are they worried that if they continue to support the khokhol, they'll have to pay the toll?
>putin threatens to use nuclear weapons defensively
>declares the frontier of the war to be its own territory
>all warfare is therefore defensive according to them

uhhhhhhhh hmmmm jeeeeeeeeeez tough one bro
 
NATO bros, why is the US buying $290M worth of drugs to use in a nuclear emergency? Are they worried that if they continue to support the khokhol, they'll have to pay the toll?



That means it's definitely in response to the war in Ukraine.
Bros i wrote the prophecies of jim Cramer the reverse oracle who said is unlikely Russians to use nukes on his show . You know what that means buddy .
 
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Bros i wrote the prophecies of jim Cramer the reverse oracle who said is unlikely Russians to use nukes on his show . You know what that means buddy .
It means go long on potassium iodine stonks?
 
Why do you guys cry about the US killing brown people in durka durka countries, but applaud Russia killing white people in Europe? I agree the wars in the middle east were stupid and achieved nothing, but tbh I don't give a shit about the middle east. I wish we could build a wall around them and let them fight each other.

Also I'm sick of people saying the US fucked up in Iraq/Afghanistan, therefore Russia is justified in bombing Ukrainians. It's fucked up what they are doing right now.
WHo the fuck is crying about shit skins getting killed, i'm pointing out how much money was wasted to kill so few. And ukeswine aren't white.
 
that vid of two rus soldiers getting drone bombed while fagging it out buck broke them
Yeah lol I don't know how the fuck you could possibly spin that one. Ukraine serendipitously stumbled upon probably one of the greatest weapons against online vatnikery that will ever exist. That video is going to get posted in every single NATO v Russia thread from now until forever.
 
>putin threatens to use nuclear weapons defensively
>declares the frontier of the war to be its own territory
>all warfare is therefore defensive according to them

uhhhhhhhh hmmmm jeeeeeeeeeez tough one bro
My guess is that the drugs are probably going to NATO troops/glowies on the ground in Ukraine/surrounding regions. Or could be as simple as someone working in military procurement has a cousin working for Amgen, and they had a budget surplus.

Realistically I can't see a scenario in which the continental US would get nuked, except unless they launch the first strike and Russia retaliates. It's very unlikely but not implausible.

Yeah lol I don't know how the fuck you could possibly spin that one. Ukraine serendipitously stumbled upon probably one of the greatest weapons against online vatnikery that will ever exist. That video is going to get posted in every single NATO v Russia thread from now until forever.
That video was as fake as the moon landing, thought that was obvious. It's quite literally that one Stonetoss comic, except that instead of "how will this help us sell burgers?" it's "how will this help us defeat Russia?"
 
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