Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

[John Furrman]

Ripley the sickly at a fur meet where he starts a fight while screaming obscenities.
Cripley spies a worker in tech, yet it’s a dad with his daughter enjoying the amenities.
Shitdiaper Rips accosts the man- a daring plan.
Knocks the phone from his hand- the flames of retribution fanned.
Rips is floored by based Dad, in pursuit he scoots on his ass, shouting identities.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

has anyone noticed the actual disabled actual woman in the background yet? she only shows twice but looks terrified of rioleyView attachment 3720089

Knowing that Rioley likes to start shit so he can try and shove people around, I wouldn't blame her for being scared.
I would not put it behind Roiley to tip over a actually disabled person to make himself feel more "valid"

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I just. Words can't describe the emotions this moment stirs in me. I had to screencap it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"I'm a Title Nine Minority!"

Homeboy need to suck on a Title Nine Millimeter.

 

[BobJones997]

Throwback Thursday #TBT

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Oh my days, this is glorious. I saw it being talked about on Telegram and had a feeling it was our boy causing carnage again before I even saw the video.
What a rare delight to have a Rioley spergout captured for posterity. I thought last year's convention rage was great, but this year tops that as we have video evidence of his spazzery.
Magnifique *chef's kiss*

 

[Lion]

i'm so glad someone caught that melt down on video because we all know he would twist it around to where he's once again the victim because he's disabled and trans

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

"I'm a Title Nine Minority!"

Homeboy need to suck on a Title Nine Millimeter.

The fuck even is a title nine? Is there an actual official ranking system for how oppressed people are now?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Here are some of my thoughts on the Ravioli sandwich saga. Assuming he didn't walk halfway across San Francisco to get his lunch after the MRI, the Ike's he ordered from was on 901 Polk Street, San Francisco. I've been over the vegan part of the Polk Street location's menu multiple times, and I can't find any kind of $16 anything. Even in the urban hellscape of techie San Fran, the most expensive (vegan) sandwich this place offers is a little below $13 in cost.
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Given this information, I see three possible explanations, from most likely to least likely:
a) Rioley's full of shit and made up a "woe is me my food got snatched" story to regain those sweet Internet points he's lost by seething for days on end.
b) He got some kind of chips+sandwich+drink combo meal deal for his $16. He did this knowing full well that he if he did so, he wouldn't have enough money for anything other than "Gatorade and ramen" later that night. Assuming the meal actually did get stolen (lol), the guy got a grip on a bag much like this one. Nobody stopped the guy who stole the bag or said anything about it.
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c) He actually did manage to spend $16 on the sandwich (somehow), but it was customized. He did this knowing full well that he if he did so, he wouldn't have enough money for anything other than "Gatorade and ramen" later that night. The guy who stole the sandwich (lol) tore a different bag directly out of Ravioli's hands as he went about his day, and nobody stopped him or said anything about it.
Additionally, Ravioli thinks he's too special for any of the less expensive items on the menu despite appearing to be poor as dirt.



It should be noted that these last two options are distant runners-up to the much simpler solution that Rioley is full of shit, especially given that he specifically mentioned the sandwich itself cost $16. I've been trying to square the Rioley tweet with the facts of the menu for a while now, and I'm not sure it can be done. Serves me right for attempting to logic out a tweet from someone too emotionally unstable to be let into the Korps, I suppose. Here's the Polk location menu if someone else wants to take a crack at it.

This is totally irrelevant, but why would you put cheddar on a "vegan" sandwich? Isn't it vegetarian, then?

 

[The Dude]

The fuck even is a title nine? Is there an actual official ranking system for how oppressed people are now?

Title IX is a law that was originally drafted to protect women, but the Biden Admin and mentally ill psychopaths in the DNC twisted it to benefit troons at the detriment of actual women.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This is totally irrelevant, but why would you put cheddar on a "vegan" sandwich? Isn't it vegetarian, then?

Went to the site. There's no vegan section; the sandwiches are listed as "can be made vegan," so you just tell them to hold the cheddar and it's vegan.

They probably list that meat substitute as "vegan turkey" because that's the next question a vegan would ask them. Counter staff would get tired of answering the same question every day.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The fuck even is a title nine? Is there an actual official ranking system for how oppressed people are now?

I've got no idea dude, maybe it's referring to some Title IX in a code of law/code of conduct somewhere that defines what a minority is but I don't know and I don't care to know.

 

[spiceywuff]

...Yeah, ok

 

[Faglock Holmes]

Oh, Rioley. Graduating to the big leagues of being renowned for being an absolute fucking sperg. I'm tearing up a little, remembering the days when he was a funny little sideshow to Kevvie's story; at this rate, he may even surpass Kevin when it comes to public displays of abject stupidity. I, for one, could not be more excited. Hope he starts spam posting dumb shit tomorrow.

 

[FreeCandyVan]

For you non-americans, Title 9 is a law for universities that requires women be offered the same opportunities as men. A common effect of it is how many women's sports are offered in colleges even though they're astronomically unprofitable.

Rioley is attempting to say because he's a True And Honest Woman, he's protected by Title 9. Sadly, he's about as dumb as a box of dead 9 volt batteries, because it ONLY AND SPECIFICALLY applies to education institutions who receive federal funding.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

...Yeah, ok

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Fantastic. A+ memery, my friend.

The guy in the elephant suit is my favorite part of this. His body language is so perfect. You can feel the bafflement, exhaustion, disgust and pity all radiating off him as he watches this display. The way he puts his hand on his head when Rioley shouts "I SUCK DICK FOR COCK"? and the way he crosses his arms and shakes his head walking away? It's beautiful. It's all visual poetry.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

...Yeah, ok

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You should have used that "printer failure" noise when he starts yelling about pressing charges, as his brain starts processing whether or not to continue his wheelchair fantasies after he hits the ground.

 

[SpaceAce]

All the Twitter and Reddit idiots wringing their hands over whether to side with a « trans woman » (who is always in the right in every situation, and free to act in any manner because they’re so brave for existing) or cancel the white person for using Gamer Words (By Twitter law you must prostrate yourself before whoever won the most golds at the oppression olympics this season and then get cancelled anyway, even if the word you used 20 years ago wasn’t a slur then) are hilarious!
It will never not be funny when the terminally serious legitimately stress themselves out over something they should be laughing at.

That said I do have a confession; I’ve hung around a lot of druggies in the past and I do think I know what Ripples was trying to say with « I suck dick for cock. »
Keep in mind he’s obviously high, enraged and feeling pretty protected by his (title 9) minority status (lol), so he’s not worried about appearing PC.
From what he’s screaming before and during, I think what he’s trying to say is « Buddy, you’re a faggot, and that’s coming from me; a guy who sucks dick- »
And here’s where I think he catches himself from with saying he sucks dick and HAS a cock, or mixes it with « for a living »
He then gets stuck in a loop because he is incredibly high and borderline retarded, and if he stops shouting he’ll lose all momentum. So he’s trying to sort out his own sentence, lost in a rage AND high as fuck but as you can see after he’s on the ground part of him is still aware enough to know he has a role he’s supposed to be playing.
I think that same tiny glimmer of awareness is driving the entire event: it’s what stops him from admitting either that he has a cock or that he sucks it for money, it’s what stops him from just standing up and chasing the dude and I think it’s why he grabbed at the guy’s phone to stop him from filming. Reply obviously doesn’t care about how people view him in public but he’s super sensitive to what people online may say.

Or maybe I’m overthinking all this and projecting logic onto nothing more than an angry fail male throwing a very public tantrum.

 

[Battery Low]

scoots on his ass, shouting identities.

If that isn't a metaphor for Twitter/society then I don't know what is.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

We need a source from when he was in the hospital.

We've speculated for a while that he was unpleasant to the staff and that's why his pussy was cancelled.

I figured it was maybe a bit of backtalk and a subtle note in his chart that this one is a bit volatile.

Now I think this one had a full meltdown and started screaming epithets at the staff and there's probably a note at the front door that this one needs security called.

Anyone have a friend at UCSF?

I would guess everyone there is either super woke or hella based.