Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[SPEEDPUNCH]

TLDR, Lucas discovered the shocking fact that Marxists/Communists lie about the reality of their countries using propaganda. Wow, what an Earth-shattering revelation. Capitalism still bad though.

More importantly, these fucking jump cuts are hysterical. Lucas talks so fucking slow, in this exhausted vocal fry monotone, that to make the video remotely watchable he has to do so many jump cuts it’s like he’s flickering in and out of reality.

Maybe don’t talk at a snails pace with your bizarre voice that sounds neither male or female, freakshow. Drink some coffee or something, you sound permanently exhausted and you put people to sleep, that‘s why your videos get no engagement. Along with you being a shitty, boring content creator.

I'm not kidding, when I hear him talk it's almost like there's something wrong with my brain. He's so weirdly slow and choppy when he talks.

 

[A Sunset]

Holy fuck, you weren't kidding. He's twitching about like something out of Jacob's Ladder.

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This nigga is going full Dragonball Z and using Instant Transmission. This nigga is apparating around like he in Harry Potter. This Nigga be glitching like he in the Matrix. Dis nigga goin visibly bald and shaped like a fridge with a permanently tired monotone man voice.

Thats not even the best part. The best part is him realizing that communists don't actually like trannies or any gay shit.

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Lucas try reading a history book you uneducated retard, this is like being surprised Hitler didn’t like Jews. How the fuck are “Coomunists“ so fucking retarded and ignorant, every single time. Typical Troon HRT brain at work.

 

[Nick Gars]

Shouldn't lucas be taking these allegations seriously instead of making jokes about it? Well he won't since he's sees everything as a game.

A wise man would have a lawyer on retainer as soon as he became a public figure, specifically for stuff like this. A wise man also wouldn't say a god damn word about it until his lawyer has done his due diligence.

Lucas John Roberts is no such wise man.

 

[Shaneequa]

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tbh, this shit reads like it was made up

 

[Jack Awful]

tbh, this shit reads like it was made up

Yeah, I'm gonna need actual DMs between them and Keffals first.

 

[Delamain]

I had to remake an account because of this shit so
Lucas thanks for wasting 5 minutes that I’ll never get back
And to commemorate this:
You will never be a woman

 

[Terffals]

The Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer lol niggers) is the one you're talking about. Those critters are huge and their bites are extremely painful. Also if you don't go to the hospital if you're bitten by one the erection lasts for so long, it can make you permanently impotent or straight up rot your cock off. Truly the "Troon's Choice".

Here is a picture of a true and honest™ female specimen of those fuckers:

I love spiders and this is a particularly beautiful creature. Stunning female, doing god’s work.

 

[AnOminous]

Even if he wasn't an italian man with long hair, he would've done a better job than Pratt, to be fair. Man's butchered the voicelines in the trailer so fucking hard.

It's too bad they couldn't have done an actually decent movie with a script and shit when they had Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo. They would have been a great Mario and Luigi. And fucking Dennis Hopper as King Koopa! How did they fuck this up?

We need to dig more and wait for proofs to see if the story is solid.
The bio shows this person is an activist.
So he may be pretty biased against Lucas and may gain something with those allegations.

It's a little early to run with something from an as-yet anonymous person using another person as a front. While there could be good reasons for that, there could be seriously bullshit reasons too.

I have no doubt whatsoever this pedophile has done something of the sort, I just don't necessarily trust this particular source.

 

[Bogliacci]

tbh, this shit reads like it was made up

Yeah, why wouldnt the guy just post his proof and chatlogs if its true

 

[AnOminous]

Lol look at his head. Once you've noticed it its really obvious. This guy has got severe follicle die off.

Dude's gonna speedrun to Norwood scale 5 in a year or two.

Yeah, why wouldnt the guy just post his proof and chatlogs if its true

Lucas has probably done this to so many people that he doesn't even yet know exactly who's accusing him. That's why he hasn't yet started attacking them with the blackmail material he almost certainly has on his victims.

And of course there's the alternate explanation which is that he hasn't made them up yet.

 

[Valid Hunter]

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Until we have literally any evidence of this, I'm gonna assume it's some attention-whoring faggot.

 

[Dyn]

children in the west are injecting themselves with literal fucking Benzene up their veins

Literal fucking benzene is a solvent that is used to produce benzoic acid, and does not end up in the finished product. Benzoic acid is used as an ester base for numerous medications and food additives, including injectable estriadol. The "benzene" in these substances is not the reason to be concerned about children using them.

Please understand some basics of how chemicals work before you flap your hands in outrage at them.

 

[I faked the autism]

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I knew another minor would come forward about Keffals.
This was the response from Keffals grooming discord.
>Picture related

Since Luke isn't very smart you can see at the bottom there if you look closely it says "yeah it was anyway you got some crack". Also noticed the time 4:14 AM the tweets were made 2 hours ago this means Lucas hasn't slept, given the gravity of the situation I wouldn't sleep either if I were him.
It's already known Lucas follows Pedophiles and Minors on twitter also interacts with minors regularly and is a known compulsive liar So I tend to believe the the minor And this tulip person.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Literal fucking benzene is a solvent that is used to produce benzoic acid, and does not end up in the finished product. Benzoic acid is used as an ester base for numerous medications and food additives, including injectable estriadol. The "benzene" in these substances is not the reason to be concerned about children using them.

Please understand some basics of how chemicals work before you flap your hands in outrage at them.

2% Benzene contamination, sure nothing to worry about

Benzene - Exposure, Leukemia & Other Health Risks

Exposure to benzene — one of the most widely used chemicals in the U.S. — significantly increases people’s risk for leukemia.

www.drugwatch.com

You really think the sort of chucklefucks that are foisting blackmarket HRT on kids are competent enough to make sure that a base product with a 2% contamination is refined enough so theres no nasty shit left in the final product?
You have more faith in them than I do.

 

[Collections Agent]

I knew another minor would come forward about Keffals.
This was the response from Keffals grooming discord.
>Picture related
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Since Luke isn't very smart you can see at the bottom there if you look closely it says "yeah it was anyway you got some crack". Also noticed the time 4:14 AM the tweets were made 2 hours ago this means Lucas hasn't slept, given the gravity of the situation I wouldn't sleep either if I were him.
It's already known Lucas follows Pedophiles and Minors on twitter also interacts with minors regularly and is a known compulsive liar So I tend to believe the the minor And this tulip person.

Keffals is a lying groomer and a terrible person but it's important to wait for absolute proof about stuff like this, even if (daresay ESPECIALLY if) it's someone you really dislike

It's the reason we archive things here.

 

[Vect]

Even if this wasn't true, it's kind of karma. Everyone thought KiwiFarms was a cyberbullying website so unimaginative people staged screenshots of people in Kiwi spaces cyberbullying. Now Keffal's pinkpill bullshit is trending, he'll get the same kind of treatment from randos who want to look for a cause. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Presumably somebody somewhere will have receipts, like a mailing address or a screenshot of an order. Sending HRT to thousands of kids has got to leave a trail.

Edit: That said I would rather this not be true. Better it never got to that point than some kid got tricked into mutilating themselves and sending him fucking pics.

 

[Jack Awful]

Keffals is a lying groomer and a terrible person but it's important to wait for absolute proof about stuff like this, even if (daresay ESPECIALLY if) it's someone you really dislike

It's the reason we archive things here.

Yeah, if we act like it's true and Keffals disproves it then he can say "See? KF is just liars! All this stuff about me following minors and pedos is fake too!" and more people will believe him.

 

[Brutality]

Spoiler: Information (Spoder Spook Warning)

The Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer lol niggers) is the one you're talking about. Those critters are huge and their bites are extremely painful. Also if you don't go to the hospital if you're bitten by one the erection lasts for so long, it can make you permanently impotent or straight up rot your cock off. Truly the "Troon's Choice".

Here is a picture of a true and honest™ female specimen of those fuckers:
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Lmao this is truly a fitting creature for troons,

Spoiler: Weak Stomachs Beware

Imagine a troon's axe wound getting erect, that sounds like something that happens in the deepest bowels of Hell. But this thing makes it reality

 

[Dyn]

You really think the sort of chucklefucks that are foisting blackmarket HRT on kids are competent enough to make sure that a base product with a 2% contamination is refined enough so theres no nasty shit left in the final product?

Yes. I saw pictures of that Brazilian tranny's setup and it seemed like a clean, well-organised arrangement, so I think she's probably capable of the incredibly difficult task of ordering some estriadol and benzyl alcohol and glycol over the internet, mixing it, and stirring it a little bit, because that's pretty much all you need to do. The 'bathtub HRT' shit is just memeing, these people are glorified medicine repackagers.

Benzene exposure is not the issue. Children taking HRT without the advice of an endocrinologist is.

 

[Brutality]

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>also a pedophile rapist
Lol. Lmao