Putin bros, oh no! Apparently the Supreme Leader is weak, and his enemies are about to strike!
Let's review who his NATO enemies are, shall we?
Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.

A 79-year-young American master statesman, this energetic world leader is still as sharp as a tack just like on day one. Assisted by his trustworthy son and loving wife, they form a formidable team that will guide America to greatness.
Justin "Black Sultan of Canada" Pierre James Trudeau

Aged 50, this brilliant young Canadian has asserted himself as NATO's chief spymaster, excelling at the art of disguise, and personally responsible for several intelligence-gathering operations in various ethnic regions.
Emmanuel Jean-Michel Frédéric Macron (the one in the middle)

Aged 44, started from humble beginnings as a Rothschild banker, this lover of antiques (including women and farming equipment) is the cultural expert of NATO, personally responsible for establishing several deep and lasting relationships with Central African nations.
Mary Elizabeth Truss
Aged 47, this expert strategist has been put at the helm of the tattered remains of the former British Empire due to her successful track record but mostly because her predecessor suddenly quit.
Olaf "Offended Liverwurst" Scholz
Aged 64, this genius tactician has been steadily leading Germany's de-industrialization efforts and has been an ardent promoter of forceful yet needed eco-friendly measures, resulting in German industry massively migrating elsewhere.
Recep Tayyip Erdogan
Aged 68, this masterful Turkish politician is going to make NATO regret making Turkey a member.