He Found Captain Winky
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Lucas is built like an aging former linebacker who took to many hits and who is now addicted to painkillers and the Golden Corral buffet while also going bald.
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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This is an oxymoron that hit on so many levels. However, I would argue, that the T just needs to get put back in its rightful place.
I mean, to be fair, he did get to live out one one womanly experience; one that is relegated mostly to lascivious women who decide to speed run life: hitting the wall.
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Why did he change his last name? All the explanations in the thread seem almost too retarded to believe. Is he literally such an easily triggered faglord that the last name "Roberts" makes his entire entourage of chins quiver? The thought gives me hope that I'll live to see him 41%.
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In all fairness, his thighs contain a large percent of his fat for a male. It feels like I can kind of see the results of the chemical cocktails he keeps shooting up doing their thing. He's got that Squidward thigh cellulite to an extent that you'd typically only observe on even more obese males. I guess I'd say he looks prepubescent, like a literal manbaby. I guess it makes complete sense since he's literally a eunich. On second thought, I guess it's probably more the lack of balls that is having the effect than the tranny drugs.
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Yeah that Seal of Solomon was a bad idea. I was wondering what the fuck it was doing there when it first popped up.
I think it attracted bad shit to us.
I'm only half joking.
That shits weird if you don't know what you're doing with it.
Not saying its real.
But a lot of really clever people used to think it was real.
Maybe they knew something we don't.
I think at times like this we should remember the reported last words of another fat bald Italian, Mussolini, and how they apply to the road Lucas is set on - "please, for the love of God, somebody just shoot me in the head."
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He thinks it sounds more feminine, more porn-starry. That’s probably about the extent of his thot process.
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It seems that setting foot onto American soil has inspired Lucas into stopping his rampant comment censorship and embrace the first amendment. Shameful engagement aside (and I do mean shameful, absolutely pathetic), it's always the tweets where he's begging for viewership on one of his (failing) platforms where his drug addled brain fails to moderate his comments section. These are just a few examples, take a look for yourselves.
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Hahahaha what the fuck is going on with the dude center left?
This dude is a real life troon Quagmire. Look at that chin and jawline lmao. Why did he have any delusions about being a woman with a face like that?
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You forgot to mention how this thread specifically went from total lockdown to piping hot. I can't refresh fast enough. If "the right side of history" was this place...
Vesce
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Who else but Keffmire?
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It's Keffmire, Keffmire. you never really know who he's gonna groom next.
it's Keffmire, Keffmire, "trannytrannytranny I miss my ex"
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I think he went on a blocking spree as well yesterday, it's no shock that the Twitch stream maxed out at 630 total viewers at the beginning.
It was fun to see Keffals when he can't control the environment:
-massive weight gain/hunchback
-hair loss including a closeup of his bald spot
-alternating between sounding like he's falling asleep and being twitchy/on edge.
Everyone else in that room with him looked bored and uncomfortable at different points - if those are his "friends" then he's in trouble. It was the "we'd be having so much fun if Keffals would leave" face.
It was fun to see Keffals when he can't control the environment:
-massive weight gain/hunchback
-hair loss including a closeup of his bald spot
-alternating between sounding like he's falling asleep and being twitchy/on edge.
Everyone else in that room with him looked bored and uncomfortable at different points - if those are his "friends" then he's in trouble. It was the "we'd be having so much fun if Keffals would leave" face.
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Fat bald man dressed as a woman discovers that real life hits harder than mean words on the internet
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Too lazy to demonstrate with screenshots, especially because it's so obvious once you know to look for it, but I just noticed that he has his camera source scrunched in his broadcasting software as a pathetic attempt to look thinner.
Edit: It's only when the green screen is on. Otherwise it'd be even more obvious.
Edit: It's only when the green screen is on. Otherwise it'd be even more obvious.
TheDarknessGrows
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Women sit down sometimes, right?
I've never acually been around a woman before so I am only guessing here.
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With so many kids dying of heart attacks, they are all dropping trans-fats.