How the FUCK do you think that looks anything like a female body?A little late but I have to comment on this.
This picture freaks me out so hard.
It's like he just badly photoshopped his head onto some buff-ish chicks body.
I hate it...
MichFest or GTFO.
Gotta just be his new favorite. He's sticking out his hips to give the illusion of curves, as well as using his ponytail and hand to cover up his big old shoulders. His head is HUGE and his face looks like every single nerd stereotype that's going to correct me on my transformers knowledge. -1/10, would not call a lesbian or have sex with.
It's one of those nigger words where you're allowed to use it if you're one. Kevin isn't. He's a male. Dyke is a term female lesbians use to refer to each other. People with penises or even the remnants of utterly surgically destroyed penises don't.
All true sis but on the bright side, how about that fully functional self-cleaning vagina? Got to admit I love mine; imagine having an amhole, couldn't be me lmao
Don't mind me, just trying to really capture that Big Dyke Energy, not covering up anything nope:
Kiwi farms threads really make you appreciate all the things you take for granted.All true sis but on the bright side, how about that fully functional self-cleaning vagina? Got to admit I love mine; imagine having an amhole, couldn't be me lmao
No, K.D. Lang and the international board of lesbianism, dykery, lipstick and sapphism do in this circumstance.
Just to preface I am aware of all the nuances of collecting and what not, but it will never not be funny to me to see Kevin express genuine disappointment that he wasn't able to buy a "limited edition" plastic robot that looks almost identical to the hundreds of thousands of other plastic robots he already owns to add to the hoard.
Now that you mention "The Hoard", I realize to myself that I can only see Kevin as a trans analogue for Barb. Who's his Chris though?
He'll just have one of his partners as his "kids"
God, this is the face of a man that sits in his hoard 23/7, eats garbage, stares at a screen all day and buys children's toys en masse. Even if you didn't know anything about Kevryn, you could guess it from this picture. It's radiating loser male energy.
Kevin is a combination of Barb and Chris.
Kevin's Unstoppable Dimensional Merge
If this was literally anyone else saying this I'd understand the pain of the thing selling out. However, This is someone who we have seen prior is willing to frequently drop like 400 on masterpiece figures. I am absolutely certain this has been stated prior in the thread but I'm too lazy to find the specifics but Transformers have two general main big lines, the standard ones like this one, targeted to both adult collectors and kids, and the masterpiece figures, which are 100% made for adults only, more expensive then the general release ones, and Hasbro and Takara have been rapidly inflating the price of said masterpiece figures the last few years to the point their animation model styled revision of optimus prime was 500 fucking dollars, roughly the same price as the unicron that was on haslab at the time. This person can afford and knowing their past actions and probably will resort to fueling the scalper machine that's been running on all gears lately to the point literally anything hobby related or anything that's an online or store exclusive will never see the light of day anywhere but an ebay scalper listing. This and the incessant constant stream of main cast transformers and Gi joe characters as extremely limited exclusives of the last 2 years has made a really fucked up climate in general for people that collect this kind of stuff.
