What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Jimjamflimflam]

Weird shit happening all over the place with people looking over their shoulder and spiraling around before dropping and seizing up and dying...
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Spoiler: Death between train and platform so yeah...

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What in the goddamn fuck? Did they watch a cursed video?

Heads up, your first video has the man crushed by train at the very end.

I think this is a tonic-clonic seizure. I've read somewhere that they percieve a bright light coming from behind, so they try to turn around to see what it is, just as all their muscles contract.

That is fucking crazy. Always wonder if so many of the spiritual events in the past were actually these type of reactions occurring. I think it was Dostoevsky who would have seizures and describe them as experiencing "unbounded joy and rapture, ecstatic devotion and completest life".

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Heads up, your first video has the man crushed by train at the very end.

Deleted the second one and just added a note on the first

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Weird shit happening all over the place with people looking over their shoulder and spiraling around before dropping and seizing up and dying...
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Spoiler: Death between train and platform at the end so yeah (round the 1:40 mark)...

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They probably just saw an eldritch god or some shit and died of shock. Or it was a biblical angel and since these things look really freakish the people can't handle what they are seeing and die.

Angel: Be not afraid, child!

Human: Spins around and dies

Angel: FUCK! That's the fifth fucking one today! The boss is going to kill me.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

I believe there is some amount of truth to all the major ones. For example, I believe the actual perpetrators of 9/11 were a bunch of pissed off Muslims, but certain people in the US government deliberately turned a blind eye and allowed it to happen. There may not be a specific pizza parlor in Washington DC where they perform satanic rituals on children, but many of our leaders are into freaky shit involving children. Big Pharma and Big Agra are probably the ones I'll go furthest with since I believe they are working together to make us sick, invent fake diseases (ADHD, Autism, Aspergers), while distracting us from real ones (obesity, malignant narcissism) or the real causes of some (the technological society making us depressed and anxious).

 

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That is fucking crazy. Always wonder if so many of the spiritual events in the past were actually these type of reactions occurring. I think it was Dostoevsky who would have seizures and describe them as experiencing "unbounded joy and rapture, ecstatic devotion and completest life".

My favorite spiritual experience was Thomas Aquinas.

"I can write no more. I have seen things that make my writings like straw."

He never attempted to explain what it was and died shortly after.

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

So this is one i heard on twitter a while ago and it just makes sense, basically there is a effort to turn all discussion about the war in Ukraine into unreadable garbage so people stop trying to do their own research, this doesn't just means le bots or anything, but also making people so vitriolic about the war that any piece of news from the other side sends them into a rage that they rant about it and push everyone away. This can be seen in the happening thread about the war, the 1st thread was shit but going through highlights you saw pretty unbiased news updates with the occasional slap fight thrown in, the new thread? i saw a whole 3 highlights that weren't just "cope vatnigger" or "lol ukraine simps salty", now of course that can just be chalked up to the Thunderdome being the Thunderdome, but you can see similar patterns on other sites, twitter, youtube, facebook, people who have no skin in the game arguing like their from neighboring balkan nations, i wont be surprised if this becomes the norm in the future with every major news event.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

High Fructose corn syrup being added to everything is deliberate, because fat soft nigger-cattle are easy to rule. Also because there has been a deliberate effort since World War 2 to neuter whites physically, mentally, emotionally, and politically.

 

[The Foxtrot]

A South Korean anti japanese cult (yep the cult really really hates Japan) ruled japanese politics since the 1950s.

All the more reason to endorse North Korea as the TRUE AND HONEST Korea.

 

[Protistology]

That is fucking crazy. Always wonder if so many of the spiritual events in the past were actually these type of reactions occurring. I think it was Dostoevsky who would have seizures and describe them as experiencing "unbounded joy and rapture, ecstatic devotion and completest life".

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[Jimjamflimflam]

So this is one i heard on twitter a while ago and it just makes sense, basically there is a effort to turn all discussion about the war in Ukraine into unreadable garbage so people stop trying to do their own research, this doesn't just means le bots or anything, but also making people so vitriolic about the war that any piece of news from the other side sends them into a rage that they rant about it and push everyone away.

I can believe that in Ukraine discussion. I believe there was a study done on online discussion and poisoning the well that will make most people just give up discussion

Tangential related, when the farms was down I was back on 4chan for general discussion in the blue boards (retro games, TV, paranormal) and kept seeing the most civil and benign of thread starters there was always a couple of faggots just being disruptive faggots (along with some asshole spamming child model garbage). I know imageboard reputation but even this was getting too much.

"I was playing DQ and was wondering what the consensus on the best port was?" And without fail you would get several posts of "omg zoomer kill yourself" "best Port is your mom" etc. I just can't help but get a funny feeling that it was just too coordinated for this to be appearing all over the boards.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

There may not be a specific pizza parlor in Washington DC where they perform satanic rituals on children, but many of our leaders are into freaky shit involving children.

This all falls under the "trust me bro" umbrella, but I have several friends in decently high ranks in the US Military who worked at the Pentagon -- the child porn and sex rings are 100% true (many of them involving the officer's own children).

My personal opinion is that high-ranking organs of governments and large organizations have these kind of degeneracies all the time. They only become visible when the actors are extra extra sloppy or they want outsiders to know about it.

 

[Protistology]

many of them involving the officer's own children

Were the officers forced or willing?

 

[Becky McDonald]

A conspiracy theory I don't believe in is "the moon landings were faked".

What about the eyewitnesses of the Saturn V launches? And all that work by all who helped build the Saturn V and Apollo spacecraft?

My argument has always been that in order for the moon landings to have been faked, everything we previously understood about US geopolitical relations is false.
The first people who would have cried foul would have been the Soviets. They were trying desperately to win the space race and wanted to keep the window open as long as possible.

But how to prove this? It's not like they had a concurrent mission whose flightplan they gave to the Americans to make sure they didn't collide in the middle of space or anything. If the moon landings were faked, then that means the US/(SR) were never enemies, but rather two massive wings of the same bird. Granted, I'm sure that applies in some form nowadays, but I find that notion extremely difficult to believe 50+ years ago.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Were the officers forced or willing?

No clue. My buddy recoiled in horror once he learned and didn’t inquire further (annoying for fact-finding purposes, but ultimately understandable from a human decency perspective).

 

[Fek]

They were trying desperately to win the space race and wanted to keep the window open as long as possible.

To my knowledge (and presented without citation..I know, I know), they didn't even begin to care about the space race at first. They thought Kennedy was a loon for trying to make it seem like they did care, at the time.

If the moon landings were faked, then that means the US/(SR) were never enemies, but rather two massive wings of the same bird.

Both have been owned by the same people as any other Western nation since the end of the last great war (some owned sooner than others). You already figured out the way to the answer for your own conundrum here.

Also, your choice in analogy might better serve your own research if you replace "wings" with "heads" and see where that takes you. Very highly amusing you just happened to choose that image for anyone who's been doing this shit long enough to know their symbols.

basically there is a effort to turn all discussion about [anything inconvenient to a widely-pushed narrative] into unreadable garbage so people stop trying to do their own research

Well-poisoning, as someone else eluded to. It's a very effective technique for shutting down conversation, yeah.

I think this also ties in with the, as it's known on the internet, Mr. Smith effect. In the former's case, you have people deliberately and maliciously trying to shit things up. In the case of the latter, however, you have the people who already drank the Kool-Aid keeping the charade going. Typically, this is done via social pressures (mass media) to people prone to anxiety. You'll notice that anxiety-based "disorders" are allegedly rather common in today's Western world. There might be a reason people get pushed in that direction..

..That reason may also be why your food is effectively poisoned (see the post about high fructose corn syrup as a great example), why your media contains constant themes of inadequacy and emasculation, and why you have never-ending divisiveness (but never directed towards those responsible) shoved in your face.

 

[General Disarray]

Turning bars into non-smoking venues heralded the end of white people commiserating.

Can we make non-smoking bars and let the market sort it out? No.

Now in my area, go woke go broke has set in, and most bars have closed. The culture is no more. They planned this. They damn well knew that it would kill the industry. Why we don't have investors buying these bars and opening them as "private clubs" like Arkansas does, and allow smoking is beyond my comprehension. I came to age with the bar culture - playing PacMan and asking for quarters incessantly like Blooregard Q Kazoo at the bowling alley encapsulated my younger years. Oh and speaking of, making bowling alleys automatic scoring is solely due to niggers taking up the sport.

The culture is gone. (My rich SO just walked in and he says, "maybe I should buy a bowling alley?" YES. MAKE IT A PRIVATE CLUB LETS FUCKING GOOOO)

 

[Narcotics]

It's not as crazy as other posts, but i seriously believe that a great ammount of torrent sites and specially pirate streaming pages pay a certain ammount of cash to the studios and companies to keep running.

 

[smeckt]

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tl;dr?

 

[Protistology]

tl;dr?

Schizotypalism, which runs in families along the paternal line, is non-delusional schizophrenia. It's also co-morbid with OCD. Most religions were founded by schizotypals and religious professionals are disproportionately schizotypal.

 

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Schizotypalism, which runs in families along the paternal line, is non-delusional schizophrenia. It's also co-morbid with OCD. Most religions were founded by schizotypals and religious professionals are disproportionately schizotypal.

Nah.

Here's a challenge to you: find the nearest Presbyterian church and attend a service. Then find the nearest Pentecostal church and attend a service. This will break you of this delusion immediately.