Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Shaneequa]

That pic of keffals and co's teeth made me so uncomfortable i had to go and brush + floss right there and then.

 

[gaystoner]

TFW you make a billion dollar company listen to 40 outraged dickless men

 

[Got Milk!]

retard should've kept himself hidden and his grift would have been way less obvious. like hide in a bunker or a basement for like three months, log off for the most part, post the occasional status update. it would've been real easy. he could've made more bank even

Just go hide under a trailer like j-roc.

Bit funny that Keffals didn't even attend Denim's big Twitch talk though as it was even streamed and one of the main events for the day.
In fact, from what I can tell, Keffals didn't even attend Twitchcon at all yesterday unless EFNO went around again after lunch (they cut their stream when they went for food but didn't start streaming again afterwards).
I'd imagine Keffals spent all day at the Airbnb they all seem to be shacking up with if they didn't even attend Denim's talk.

Hopefully with a BK crown

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(A) (A)

How bad do you are want cock? Are you willing to suck dick for cock?

This would be my guess also if he actually has security personnel following him around. On the other hand, Lucas may have concocted of a story of illusionary stalkers to persuade security personnel to follow him around. If this is the case, I betting he will attempt to stir up drama in order to run another scam on his fan base. Whatever the case, I'm sure mockery will ensure.

"I don't really wanna talk about what happened but they required me to have security personnel because of a threat they received. I just wish I could go places in peace "

Laying the grift foundation

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

"Estrogen" is a bit of a strong term for it. K-dog means Croatian anti-freeze from the troon-silk-road darkweb.
Hey look! It made your dick fall off, that tells you this is the good stuff

 

[Bundychu]

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You can physically feel the grease emanating from Lucas here. (A)

What a disgustingly creepy hand placement

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Went from man in drag
To man dragged from buffet.


God damn...

To getting dragged on the [capital I]nternet.

OK, I know it’s maybe getting to be an old joke, but geniunely Luke has fucked up hair. Look at this other guy, his hair looks fine. Then look at Lucas, his hair is so weirdly thinning, frizzy and greasy. Maybe he just has bad genetics, or needs to fucking bathe, or both.

He’s also really fucking fat and you can see his gut and fat legs lmao. He just looks like a fat man At an anime convention.

Maybe its because I just woke up, and blondie's behind the mask, but I thought that was a bio female who was just a super ally. But then it wouldn't make sense because even the most liberal, sex [DSP]ositive woman wouldn't stand for a reach around unless they were in on the gag. Luke is such a sex pest that it's permeated his subconscious.

The ddos is so pointless. If the site doesn’t work we go do something and come back later.

I think they’re so terminally online that they imagine us absolutely shitting ourselves if we can’t refresh the reaction counts every second.

Kinda like letting them reeeeeeeeeeeee for a while, as we go play (in my case) Red Dead Redemption 2, until they tire out.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

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How about you fat faggots go to a dentist and start brushing your teeth daily. At least Mike has an excuse, he's probably destitute after that video came out humiliating him and making him a laughingstock. However he needs to shave that disgusting pube beard, look at it curling into his mouth.

Lucas's one tooth has some kind of bizarre dark yellow molding on it, dude gross. Very crooked teeth as well. Take the GFM money you scammed from people by lying about everything, and go to a fucking dentist. No one wants to see your swollen disgusting gums.

Even though we make jokes, never forget this piece of shit believe underage teens should go on hormones, and openly bragged about getting it to kids behind their parent's back. It'll never go away.

That disgusting tooth could be from drug use. One druggie streamer I watched for a bit had a fucked up tooth in the same place and even explicitly mentioned it's from smoking some drug. GFM money well spent

 

[Procrastinhater]

That disgusting tooth could be from drug use. One druggie streamer I watched for a bit had a fucked up tooth in the same place and even explicitly mentioned it's from smoking some drug. GFM money well spent

Tooting heroin leaves black shit all over their teeth and I doubt Lucas brushed or flosses so that shit would just build up.
Thats if he was ever on actual heroin, rather than oxy or something and just exaggerating, and he was smoking it rather than shooting it.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

So, what is a TIF?

[speaks in Matt Walsh]

 

[Procrastinhater]

Baldy and the Wigglers sounds like a shitty Punk Band.
Lucas really picked a fucking ironic name for his little fanclub.
How long do you think it'll take with him getting WIGgler memes thrown in his face before he gets sick of being reminded about his hairloss and changes the name?

 

[Piss Bear]

This is not where you place your hand on a woman kef. This is what you do if you want to feel up some tit and bra. Kef basically is on a side-boob area.
But they are both far away from knowing female socialization.

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These are two trannies, the blonde one isn't a woman. I'm disappointed in you guys.

 

[Heckler1]

These are two trannies, the blonde one isn't a woman. I'm disappointed in you guys.

Are you as disappointed as Lucas' dead dad is in his son?

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

The tag "catboyranch" was taken around February 28th this year by an account that hasn't been active since April 6th. (A)
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If you click on the link in the bio, it just leads you to this other account, catboyalm. (A)
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Performing an ICANN lookup on catboyranch.com doesn't net much info, except the fact its registrant is in Germany.
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The account does however say that it's ran by "catboyfisky", who is in fact German. (A)
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He only has one interaction with Lucas, from over a year and a half ago. Other than this, I can't see any engagement, he doesn't follow Lucas on the other accounts and vice versa.
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(A)

But, this Fisky character is still quite strange.

Spoiler: Somewhat NSFW

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The image is a drawing of an obviously very young "catboy", and the text of the tweet speaks for itself, I think. (A)

His account seems to just be a typical overly sexual account very similar to the original Catboy Ranch. It's a little disturbing though.

Isnt one of Keffals' d0xxed mods that German? Could be related.

Sorry if I'm mis-rembering.

 

[Brutality]

Luke, you alright? Seems your Twitter account is starting to shrink

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Duck Puppy said:
This is not where you place your hand on a woman kef. This is what you do if you want to feel up some tit and bra. Kef basically is on a side-boob area.
But they are both far away from knowing female socialization.

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I wonder if that's some kind of silent but knowing mutual exchange of AGP euphoria between troons (kinda like this), that's enhanced by the implied (and forced) voyeurism of the unwitting (kinda along the lines of this).

 

[Blackhole]

Since Keffals is a leach on the Canadian taxpayer, what does their healthcare usually pay out for dentistry?

iirc the amount of dental coverage you can get is dependent on which province you're in but the NDP wanted to make it federal,dunno if they've succeeded

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

Luke, you alright? Seems your Twitter account is starting to shrink
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Purchased followers on Twitter fall off extremely fast because the bot accounts are found and terminated quickly. If Lucas wants to maintain his image he has to keep buying new ones at the rate they get banned at lol

 

[Surfherder]

This is not where you place your hand on a woman kef. This is what you do if you want to feel up some tit and bra. Kef basically is on a side-boob area.
But they are both far away from knowing female socialization.

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When I first saw this pic I thought of this:

Ariana Grande ACKNOWLEDGES She Was GROPED By Bishop During Aretha Franklin Funeral!

For more Entertainment news:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG7fu5ylRTUAriana Grande has ACKNOWLEDGED that SUPER awkward moment at Aretha Franklin's funeral…...

youtu.be

Tldw: minister gripes Ariana Grande’s side boob at funeral in front of everyone

 

[Punished Neco]

Imagine along with me for a second if you will:
>Be Melina
>Partying happily away Twitchcon Partner Party
>Feel tap on shoulder
>Turn around
>See this staring right back at you and they're visibly shaking

>*Heavy Breathing* 'Tell Destiny to leave me alone or I'll destroy his Youtube channel!'
>*Stomps away whilst hunched over*

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I also watched @Solid Hyrax 's archive of last nights IRL livestream so you didn't have to and compiled some points (I had to watch on Twitch as I sadly can't x2 at 720p so hopefully the timestamps match up) [Archive of Stream on Odyee]

Spoiler: Timestamps of things that actually happened

20:45 Keffals just jumps the queue to the Comodo/Pogchamp ripoff
32:20 Someone called @GwenShmoople shows up, I have no idea who that is but from my understanding they're a chat mod so I'm not counting it as a fan interaction.
39:08 Their first on stream interaction with a genuine fan
53:50 long haired person is some sort of journalist, talks about another interview before being free.
57:30 the professional photographer appears and they start posing for photos
1:05:30 Blonde trans person (@Annie_Dro) shows up, I'll count that as a fan interaction as I don't believe they're a mod.
1:27:10 More professional photographs infront of a twitch logo

Enny also showed up near the start but I didn't get the timestamp and really it's Enny so who cares.
I counted 2 actual fan interactions, 1 of which was from a streamer with 30k Twitter followers. Seemingly only 1 member of the public actually came up on camera and asked for a photo.... in an hour and a half.
Hardly the non stop interactions that EFNO was claiming on Twitter.

As for the security they claimed to have? I noticed some 5 foot 3 asian woman tagging along so unless they're the security that Twitchcon sent around with Keffals then that was a lie. I like the thought of that being security though as it would show how seriously the "threats" are being considered.

The stream was effectively 1 hour 30 of EFNO tard wrangling to prevent Keffals walking off and getting lost.

 

[A Sunset]

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I couldn’t imagine looking over and seeing this fat, balding, shit-faced retard running around yelling.

He comes across as such a twitchy, fat-faced sperg. His gross moobs jiggled visibly under his baggy black shirt when he bounced up and down.

HIs voice Is also gross, it’s a mix of annoying loud girl with vocal fry and a dude-bro. It’s unsettling, because it sounds like a man’s voice that’s been fucked with. Oh wait, that’s because it is.

We’ve reached DEFCON levels of frizz in the hair. Is he blasting his hair with chemicals and searing heat every morning? His hair looks like dried straw that’s somehow greasy.

Now imagine all of that, and he also literally has a hole where his dick should be. He must stink like shit.

Fucking repulsive, loud and obese ogre.