Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[He Found Captain Winky]

When you're Keffals, and you actually want this...

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...but you stupidly went and cut your dick off, so she doesn't want you, and then this is your consolation prize:

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I don't know, maybe Keffals really does think that Ellen Murray is somehow an upgrade from his ex-fiance.

Lucas is probably acutely aware of the misfortune of being a perpetually horny incel eunuch. To cope he will indulge in opiates and greasy fast food while dilating.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

When you're Keffals, and you actually want this...

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...but you stupidly went and cut your dick off, so she doesn't want you, and then this is your consolation prize:

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I don't know, maybe Keffals really does think that Ellen Murray is somehow an upgrade from his ex-fiance.

Even if Keffals had the world's greatest cock, sculpted directly from God's clay and capable of ejaculating toaster strudel icing, he'd still never get anyone like Denims to go near it...

 

[Dyn]

Dunking on retarded accusations is all well and good, but calling it "clean", "fine", and that women can use it, I think, is a step above it.

Mind you I have very little chemical or medical knowledge so I'm not even talking about contamination. What I know is quality management, with a small one man operation like this there is no quality benchmarks, defined controls, variations statics, no nothing. And these things exist for a reason, especially in consumables and farma, it helps in limiting error margins and avoid the deserters that gave birth for them and made them a necessity in the first place. The question is not will they sell a bad patch and fuck some people up, it is when, and that ignoring all other patent problems with such a thing (no periodical testing\dosing\drug abuse etc).

The second you decide to use illegal or blackmarket drugs you lose any reasonable expectation to that stuff. You're comparing apples to shake'n'bake meth.

 

[AnOminous]

The second you decide to use illegal or blackmarket drugs you lose any reasonable expectation to that stuff. You're comparing apples to shake'n'bake meth.

Exposing children to that certainly has a different moral dimension to when adults make that choice, especially when they're groomed into it by pedophiles.

 

[One87five0]

Has he changed his clothes since arriving in San Diego? It doesn't look like it...

 

[RotPockets]

The state of online lesbian dating sites in Current Year are proof of this thesis.

The troons that think they are “straight” get what they fucking deserve.

In all sincerity fuck their lives, rot in piss disgusting faggots.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

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This is gold. Lucas, you don't have the ability to raise another $100k. You milked that cow dead as shit. Even at the height of your victimhood arc, it took you the better part of a week to hit that number, and now you think, in spite of all the newly acquired hate from your fellow dickless goblins, you're going to hit that number in a day?

Nigger, you're delusional. Anyone can see this is just another fucking grift. How convenient you set the goal to the same number as your GFM. It's so fucking obvious what you intend to do. You feel the criticisms rising, the Twitter numbers dwindling and you're more than willing to "donate" your own funds in an attempt to repair your reputation.

What a charity to pick as well with TransLifeline. Fucking grifters uniting together. Surely you attaching yourself to them isn't going to have negative consequences. I haven't even read much of the TransLifeline thread, but even I know they're responsible for more suicides than Kiwifarms.

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You should have taken your own advice.

Who the fuck declares how much they are going to raise during a charity stream? You can set a goal of what you hope to raise, but making an absolute statement is just setting up for failure. Also if it ends up being less then 100k then that GFM is gonna look even worse for him. And let's be honest, it's going to fall short of the goal. GFMs can easily be signal boosted to people who don't know the person but feel like they are doing a good thing. Trying to get people to tune in and donate to your twitch stream is much more difficult. Not likely to get much more than what his usual audience can pony up.

 

[Punished Neco]

Keffals is not wanting to attend the convention for a second day
>Day 1, Attended and harassed Melina
>Day 2, Seemingly didn't attend, bunker stream
>Day 3, walkaround stream etc
>Day 4, Doesn't want to attend.

[A]
Hyped up the Twitchcon thing and barely attended half of it, seemingly even EFNO is trying to drag them out of the bunker and into public.
I still will never understand why Keffals has private convo's like this on Twitter when they have the persons private contact info, they did this when EFNO was in the literal next room back in NIreland also.

 

[AnOminous]

Who the fuck declares how much they are going to raise during a charity stream? You can set a goal of what you hope to raise, but making an absolute statement is just setting up for failure. Also if it ends up being less then 100k then that GFM is gonna look even worse for him. And let's be honest, it's going to fall short of the goal. GFMs can easily be signal boosted to people who don't know the person but feel like they are doing a good thing. Trying to get people to tune in and donate to your twitch stream is much more difficult. Not likely to get much more than what his usual audience can pony up.

Lucas doesn't care, he'll just pocket whatever idiots donate and blow it on drugs just like last time.

 

[Symalsa]

Why in the name of God and Ahriman would you wonder about that?
It's in the OP if you hate your eyes that much.
It's fucking vile.
He has a prolapsed urethra.
May God have mercy on your soul.

Baited. Just flushing out the sickos that unspoiled the media in the OP.

 

[Pee Cola]

>donating to trans lifeline

Who wants to bet that this is Lucas's gift to Fong-Jones as repayment for their alliance?

I can see 80% of these funds going to Kermit Ching Chong Dong Long Gone Hong Kong Phooey, with the remaining 20% being Keffals' commission. Just like one of those chuggers that hang around the entrance to shopping malls harassing shoppers into signing up for a monthly subscription to saving the whales or some shit.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Who the fuck declares how much they are going to raise during a charity stream? You can set a goal of what you hope to raise, but making an absolute statement is just setting up for failure. Also if it ends up being less then 100k then that GFM is gonna look even worse for him. And let's be honest, it's going to fall short of the goal. GFMs can easily be signal boosted to people who don't know the person but feel like they are doing a good thing. Trying to get people to tune in and donate to your twitch stream is much more difficult. Not likely to get much more than what his usual audience can pony up.

It provide us plenty of milk to laugh at. Expect serious chimp outs when his latest grift lands as well as his fake fart videos.

 

[A Sunset]

Hyped up the Twitchcon thing and barely attended half of it, seemingly even EFNO is trying to drag them out of the bunker and into public..

He doesn’t want to go out because he’s frumpy, oily, ugly and socially mal-adjusted.
Moon-faced, glistening with grease, gross sweat-soaked frumpy black outfit every fucking day. And don’t forget fat, fat, fat. Nigger I thought you were supposed to be a woman, you sure don’t know how to dress like one.

No one likes him and people are tweeting about wanting to punch him LMFAO. He sucks so bad at life he freaked out at Destiny’s wife in front of a bunch of other influencers. He’s a sperg and he most assuredly is stinky IRL.

I’m reallly glad he’s tying his desperate new attempt at damage control fund-raising to Trans Lifeline because that means people will dig into that too, and learn all about the embezzlement and Liz Dong-Gone. YouTubers can make videos about it as Keffal’s downfall continues to generate clicks.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

He should graduate to a shotgun, like Cobain.

Keffals wishes he could go the way of Cobain, because then there'd finally be a real-life example of a "trans woman" murdered by an actual woman.

 

[Symalsa]

Why in the name of God and Ahriman would you wonder about that?
It's in the OP if you hate your eyes that much.
It's fucking vile.
He has a prolapsed urethra.
May God have mercy on your soul.

Baited. Just flushing out the sickos that unspoiled the media in the OP.

 

[Got Milk!]

how the fuck these little legs hold his body up. someone went into the new street fighter character creator when making this nigger.

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There is no sign of titty on this estrogen laced man. The itty bitty titty committee would deny his application outright. Just the gut of a trucker that enjoys his beer and no slight semblance of womanhood.

I am sure all of the money Lucas raises will go to the charity if choice and not into some slush fund to pay for drugs and taco bell.

"Do you not know the Mexican pizza is only back for a limited time?!!? How could you possibly expect me to not act now(now now now now)?!?"

-Lucas

 

[Dyn]

Exposing children to that certainly has a different moral dimension to when adults make that choice, especially when they're groomed into it by pedophiles.

Remember those PSA's from the 90s where the drug dealer was always aggressively trying to bully kids into trying his free drugs like he didn't even give a shit about profits he just got off on pushing drugs on kids, and we'd all laugh at how ridiculous that idea was?

Really makes you think.

 

[Princess Terf Bong]

The homos are now having their own religious schism.
LGB alliance is getting more popular as trannies like lucas run free on social media and tech companies. Along with the detransitioners and victims speaking out.
Then we're gonna enjoy the flow of milk when the T is finally removed from the LGB and their status as the elites protected pet.

 

[AnOminous]

He doesn’t want to go out because he’s frumpy, oily, ugly and socially mal-adjusted.

You'd think all the other Twitch heroes there would be thrilled to be sharing space with the guy who got rid of Destiny, who wasn't allowed to attend, while a freak who went around personally harassing and threatening women, like Luke did, were entirely welcome.

He looks so happy. So welcome. So glad to be there. Surrounded by friends.

Eat shit, Luke.

Remember those PSA's from the 90s where the drug dealer was always aggressively trying to bully kids into trying his free drugs like he didn't even give a shit about profits he just got off on pushing drugs on kids, and we'd all laugh at how ridiculous that idea was?

Really makes you think.

Now maybe they had to simplify things even more for abos than for American kids, but where I got this anti-drug bullshit, they always portrayed it as drug pushers giving you the first hit for free to get you hooked so you'd pay later, usually being pimped out to Negroes or whatever was considered the most horrifying thing at the time.

 

[Roak]

This tweet really fucked me up (in response to the 24 hour stream)

(A)