Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[chiobu]

https://old.reddit.com/r/UBC/comments/xyg9jv/the_school_really_spent_money_changing/ (Archive)

 

[JT Marlin]

Getting some big Chris Chan energy from this one.

UncleBibby - Invidious

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i have a good outfit today

my outfit today is ballin the temperature is fallin im dressed to go out in the COLD and do a judo HOLD im the coolest in the world and my hair is all curled all the enbies in the house say “hey!” all the furries in the house say “ho!”

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Patty’s Moveset

so my moveset is… Inverted Donkey Kick: hold down, press up & kick 3-Hit Kata: quarter-circle-forward & kick Steadiness Taker: quarter-circle-back & punch Spitjectile: hold back, press toward & punch Super Combo: quarter-circle-forward quarter-circle-forward & kick im a short-to-mid-range...

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[One Quick Post]

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Why do you care? How does the use of the word chestfeeding offend or upset you?

Because you do this fucking song and dance every time. First it's "why does the use of the word upset you?" and then it's a long slippery slope (totally a fallacy don't forget!) down from there until it's "you have to say it or we'll get you fired from your job, banned from all social media, completely ruin your reputation, and try to get your friends and family to hate you."

 

[Procrastinhater]

Might be more autistic than Chris Chan here

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And probably not even satire, dude's whole account's a hoot

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https://old.reddit.com/r/aspergers/...hreatened_to_call_the_police_90sec/?context=8 (Archive)

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https://old.reddit.com/user/petermobeter/submitted/ (Archive)

This dude looks like Roy Orbison if Roy was an insane tranny.
He's great.
He needs his own thread.
EDIT: He has his own thread, just out of PG, and its worth checking out.
I think we might have found a replacement for Chris.

 

[jellygender]

The height of womanhood: being unable to open a pickle jar.

The pickle jar thing just shows how empty and memetic this whole thing is: at some point in the not too distant past, a trans conflated the idea of women not being able to open jars with pregnant women having pickle cravings. So now, magically, it's not that they can't open jars, but pickle jars specifically. Moronic.

It's funny that they're recommending watching a video series that supposedly identifies others as in a cult.

It's always projection with these folx. It's all they have because nothing they are doing makes any sort of logical, definable sense. There is no defense that can be mounted, just projection and regression into a tantrum state.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Saturday trip to Quaint Regional Historic Coastal Town. Within 1 HOUR I encountered:

* 2 large looming troons of the 20-something AGP variety. A fat aggressive one and a thin chinless one. I can't stress enough how much these freaks did not pass.
* an old gray hair troon of the thin-lip balding ponytail variety and his equally gray wife. Barely held back from screaming at her to runnnn
* a short fat young FTM with pube sideburns and about 3 hairs on her chin, selling ice cream

IN ONE HOUR

 

[Great Monkey King]

(The amount of forehead hiding under those bangs!)



Wait, let’s take a closer look…

 

[Aunt Carol]

The pickle jar thing just shows how empty and memetic this whole thing is: at some point in the not too distant past, a trans conflated the idea of women not being able to open jars with pregnant women having pickle cravings. So now, magically, it's not that they can't open jars, but pickle jars specifically. Moronic..

The lore is that spironolactone (potassium-sparing diuretic, used off-label for its antiandrogenic side effects and its very low price) causes salt cravings.

However, I agree that the AGPs latched on to pickles because of the stereotype of pregnant women craving pickles.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

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Didn't think to check if this had whole damn thread of its own ffs. Clocks ahoy.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/i-thou...-propose-then-he-told-me-he-was-trans.130283/

Poor schmuck, she'll probably spend the rest of the year desperately trying to appease them.

Edit to add: This may be the troon https://twitter.com/JamesMcCracke11
Collcted reeeing: https://twitter.com/search?q=I thought my boyfriend of 10 years was going to propose – then he told me he was trans&src=typed_query

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Some more collected for the guy who wanted to start a detrans thread:

Losing my hair, not passing after 14 months. I think it is time to quit.

These past few months, I have continuously been feeling as if my final day is coming. I was able to laugh it off, hopeful for my future once I pass, but two weeks ago, when I took notice of my balding, I think that time will come soon.

It pains me that I have to quit, despite all the money and time wasted on this fruitless treatment that will lead me nowhere. I have had crippling dysphoria since I was born, I was lucky to make it this far, but I will never live my life the way I want to.

This is a cry for help. I don’t think I can live as male, the mere thought of it makes me wish I could cease to exist. So much fucking money and time wasted on this, I can either live as male, or take the easy way out. The torture isn’t worth it for me, I can’t live like this anymore, nothing ever goes well.

I’m sick of gender culture

I’m sick of transitioning being pushed online where most teens are now. I’m sick of transitioning being portrayed as ‘cool’, ‘liberal’, and ‘woke’. I’m sick of the way I was sucked into it in a time where it wasn’t as big as it is now. It’s growing, and growing very fast.

I’m sick of the idea of gender, how they say ‘well gender is in your brain’ but then push transition.

Trans rights are human rights. It’s true. But the way schools, and kids these days transitioning because of body dissatisfaction and bullying. All those white girls becoming boys to solve their issues. Boys wanting to be uwu anime girls because they can’t fit in. Just sick of it.

I feel like s***

I see all my friends transitioning. They don't even consider themselves trans, they just do it like someone would have a tattoo or a piercing. When I asked one of my friend why, they told me about this non binary influencer that was so cool and how they could expand what it meant to be feminine or masculine.

I'm sick of this. Trans don't mean anything anymore, and it's just impossible to have a discussion because the cognitive dissonance is so strong I could be speaking to a rainbow wall it would be the same.

I'm so tired of seeing my female friend damaging their body to be more "cool" or to "transcend gender roles". No, you're not transcending anything. There is nothing revolutionary about having a beard and breasts, there is nothing cool about risking your health for a look.

Some have children. Their children are so lost, it breaks my heart. One of the little girl is already identifying as non binary. This is why I'm against all that, because it's just narrowing the possibilities for women representation. The girl doesn't have any women to identify with. Just broken adults.

I fear I'm going to lose my friends if I speak my mind. I feel so old. I did my fair share of mistakes. It's written all over my face. I don't want any of this anymore. I'm sick of hearing about people transitioning without even being trans. I just wished I could find a place far away from all that.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Some more collected for the guy who wanted to start a detrans thread:

Losing my hair, not passing after 14 months. I think it is time to quit.



I’m sick of gender culture



I feel like s***

Think our society is at the stage where you'd get an angry mob at someones house demanding the right to buttfuck a pair of visting angels yet, or are we a couple of years off?
I'm pretty sure if Noah was around he'd be midway through building an Ark right now.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Link: https://www.reveddit.com/v/MtF/comments/v0486p/i_cannot_be_happier_with_my_srs_vagina_and_some/
Archive link: https://archive.ph/uoCwW#selection-309.569-309.783

Does this thread have a bingo card yet? I feel like Raina here checks off a lot of boxes.

-My vagina is perfect
-Gynecologists can't tell the difference (why are you going to multiple gynos?)
-I don't have to dilate because I have sex with hundreds of men
-Hates women
-Rapes men by deception
-Delusional narc (FREE SPACE)

A few gems from this post:

"For me, having a botched hole was still better than having a penis"

"A friend of mine got very self-conscious over her SRS because a guy refused to have sex with her after seeing it. Two months later, the same guy was in a chatroom looking for non-op and fully functional 'shemales.'"

-Attempts to dismiss myths about neovaginas - "Fecal matter will come out of it (false, I know it has happened to some people, but not to me)"

There are a few deleted comments that don't show up but there is one further down that's pretty great where a woman calls Raina out for being a lying psycho. His response:
"You can say 'guy' until tomorrow, you make me laugh. I bet you anything that if we went out together, guys would hit on me and not on you. I am not gonna listen to your useless sermon as women keep all kind of dirty secrets hidden from their partners."

 

[SlaanyChaser]

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I found this on r/mtf. Apologies if this has been posted already, I am trying to catch up on the thread.

Is this our new Landon Hiscock??

 

[Procrastinhater]

Is this our new Landon Hiscock??

Lol even now his name makes me snort when I read it.
It's perfect.
He just needs a sibling called Slip.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

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I'm sitting here in shorts and a ratty shirt, doing none of that and still being more of a girl than you will ever be.

Feels good.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Saturday trip to Quaint Regional Historic Coastal Town. Within 1 HOUR I encountered:

* 2 large looming troons of the 20-something AGP variety. A fat aggressive one and a thin chinless one. I can't stress enough how much these freaks did not pass.
* an old gray hair troon of the thin-lip balding ponytail variety and his equally gray wife. Barely held back from screaming at her to runnnn
* a short fat young FTM with pube sideburns and about 3 hairs on her chin, selling ice cream

IN ONE HOUR

Be careful observing troons in the wild, you never know when they're gonna spaz out and accuse somebody of saying 'Sir'.

 

[quaawaa]

There is a subreddit called /r/FTMfeminity full of women who've cut their tits off acting like women.

Sample poster:
Proof she's FTM:

Source 1 (Archive)
Source 2 (Archive)
Proof she secretly wishes that she hadn't mutilated herself:

Source 1 (Archive)
Source 2 (Archive)

Spoiler: Pictures in post

Source

It's totally a normal male thing to dress up as and pose like a girl. Every manly man does it to get in touch with his feminine side.

Also:

Source (Archive)



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[chiobu]

https://old.reddit.com/r/actuallesb..._we_could_happily_talk_about_trans/?context=8 (Archive)

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Today in zippertit idiocy: "Being gay isn't about penis. Grow up."

 

[siegemeister675]

https://twitter.com/TheProblem/status/1578414849083654144

Absolutely infuriating. Jon Stewart is such a piece of shit. For six minutes straight he does nothing but appeal to authority and gaslight.