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Also what you would say to Lucas if he agreed.
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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dude, no. stop. that can't be what it looks like. what the motherfucking fuck. u gotta wake up with that where your dick is every day. this reached a hole (lmao) new level for me, goddamn. that's straight from south park
Um...
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Yeah, keffals without filters is…not attractive.
This needs to be made into a gif-
Overall the whole thing seems like it was awkward and kind of depressing. I think keffals’ five minutes of fame is about up.
Oh and a pro tip for this poor creature- trying to hide behind baggy t-shirts isn’t fooling anyone, and wearing all black doesn’t make you look smaller. It just makes you look extra pathetic and self-conscious about how big you are.
This needs to be made into a gif-
Overall the whole thing seems like it was awkward and kind of depressing. I think keffals’ five minutes of fame is about up.
Oh and a pro tip for this poor creature- trying to hide behind baggy t-shirts isn’t fooling anyone, and wearing all black doesn’t make you look smaller. It just makes you look extra pathetic and self-conscious about how big you are.
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Bright light strikes his pallid skin,
And breaks the yellow of his eyes,
The sunlight heals, reveals, begins,
To unravel several years of lies.
Lips pursed, shoulders back,
Awkward hands, and no close friends,
He yearns to retreat back to the black,
behind the safety of a lens.
His streaming cave, his vampire Thrall,
Where he is shielded from it all.
His happy place, the knowledge he,
Is safe from his biology.
He so should like to simply stay.
No more life for him today.
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why the fuck does he always look so uncomfortable. like not nervous or anxious or anything like that but like being around people or even just outside of his room is suffering. his body expressions and general movement just looks so odd like a cheap robot or something and his eyes always seem to have this far off empty stare even when he is looking right at you.
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dude, no. stop. that can't be what it looks like. what the motherfucking fuck. u gotta wake up with that where your dick is every day. this reached a hole (lmao) new level for me, goddamn. that's straight from south park
Same thing.
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Can anyone tell me why it looks like a prolapsed butthole?!?! I’m trying to sleep but I’m honest to God shook by that
is that why prolapse porn is a thing? Fuck this gay earth.
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the phantom penis gives him no peace. Its vengeful spirit lives in the mangled flesh of his stinkditch, and constantly screams out into the ether of his vacant soul that it wants to be returned to its original form.
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The troon does pass better than most but a quick glance at his profile and you'll see the common tranny lingo and the perversion. It's not worth screencapping and posting to this thread, but you can have a look if you want: https://twitter.com/Annie_Dro
Good point, where is his signature plaid sweater and v-neck to show off that true and honest womanly cleavage? Is that outfit only for the stream? Wonder why...
That black t-shirt is doing wonders to hide his hunchback though, props for that.
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maybe not sexual harassment, but he's got his hand jammed up under the other dude's armpit where you can be certain it got armpit stink on it and holy shit that's fucking gross.
I bet Lucas spent the rest of his day sniffing his own fingers after that.
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More like ten minutes. Have you seen the ones he's interviewed?
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That just looks awkward.
If you're holding anybody for a picture, you usually bring your hand down and around their lower back, not by the chest.
It's where a relaxed arm would naturally go.
Maybe an arm around the shoulder, if you're good bros and goofing around, but in the armpit? C'mon.
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To be fair to @AltisticRight they passed pretty well, I thought they were a chick until I looked at the hands. You can also infer anyone willing to hug Lucas is trans because no natal woman will touch the ugly smelly troll.
However it’s still bizarre and fucked up that Luke’s hand is stuffed into their fucking armpit. Pretty sure they’d just met for the first time. I mean not all gay people like being molested either LMFAO.
Plus we shouldn’t let pronoun sperging get in the way of a good joke shitting on Pukeas. I’m tired of hearing about fucking pronouns, I could give two fucks what someone calls the ogre tbh as long as they rip on him in a funny way.
Enjoy your victory lap. Luke is just Ethan Ralph 2.0, shown yet again in how he goes after women’s looks while being a rock troll.
But it’s even funnier with Lucas because he pretends to be a pretty woman or whatever the fuck. Then he shows up IRL and he’s a tubby, sweaty, goth weirdo who literally looks like a fat man.
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I am going to pretend this is actually it. I can't bring myself to look at it. I have seen some horrible things in my life but this would be just too much.
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One is a funny creature and the other is a horrifying child groomer.
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This is why 70% of the 41% is post op.more people should see how the sausage is made by Mr. Metokur has changed the minds of many supporters of SRS.
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I'm attempting to decide whether I think the worm-like fleshstick poking out of his taint is the "clit" or urethra, or if that red rosebud thing that looks like a chimp's asshole is the urethra or "vaginal canal".
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I'm not trying to pronoun sperg, just reassure the people in this thread that no actual woman was molested by Keffals in that picture.
But yeah, I think Keffals' social awkwardness is really brought to light at this convention. He's probably never been to a party in his life, now he's thrown himself into the fray with all these internet famous people and he doesn't stand a chance. He's too much of a sperg. If I were him I'd probably be needing to call the trans suicide hotline after all this shit.
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lol nobody would answer
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I think we just discovered why he wants to fundraise for Trans Lifeline when he gets home….because he’s fucking suicidial after realizing that his whole career is a sham, reading the KF thread with posts every minute and nobody fucking wanting to talk with or meet him IRL.I'm not trying to pronoun sperg, just reassure the people in this thread that no actual woman was molested by Keffals in that picture.
But yeah, I think Keffals' social awkwardness is really brought to light at this convention. He's probably never been to a party in his life, now he's thrown himself into the fray with all these internet famous people and he doesn't stand a chance. He's too much of a sperg. If I were him I'd probably be needing to call the trans suicide hotline after all this shit.
Yes, our boy Lecherous Luke needs Trans Lifeline to pull himself from the edge. Will our little smelly ogre be able to fundraise enough to stop himself from drinking a gallon of bleach on livestream? Find out next time, on Has-No-Balls Z.