DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Guess i'm toxic now! said:
Why can't he just keep his fucking mouth shut....it's not that hard.
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Then we wouldn't get things like this:
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It's not a huge shock, but I think Phil's mom was pretty shitty at her job.
 
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This healthy food rant is fucking weird, typical alien Phil saying Americans are uncultured and don't know what good food is when this moron door dashes every fucking say and eats microwavable meals. This is all to rant about how he is cultured because he totally grew up on authentic Italian and more intelligent than because he totally makes homecooked meals every year. "Wah real food is expensive."

Fuck this faggot, An has it right that Phil is the perfect example of a snobbish coastal elite asshole.
 
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Corpun said:
This healthy food rant is fucking weird, typical alien Phil saying Americans are uncultured and don't know what good food is when this moron door dashes every fucking say and eats microwavable meals. This is all to rant about how he is cultured because he totally grew up on authentic Italian and more intelligent than because he totally makes homecooked meals every year. "Wah real food is expensive."

Fuck this faggot, An has it right that Phil is the perfect example of a snobbish coastal elite asshole.
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He won't. Fucking. Stop.

At what point do you take the shovel away from Phil and smack him over the head with it as a form of mercy?

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"In America, we sit on our asses and balloon from the food we eat."

This fucking. I can't believe this isn't an act sometimes. He just isn't self-aware.

Edit: It honestly pisses me off how lazy he is with his fucking condominium. You own this fucking thing yet you are too lazy to put up blinds, get new air conditioning, or even replace a fucking screen. I could understand the concrete backyard being a laborous task even for a crew given the place he lives, but this other shit is egregious. He needed his dad's help for home improvement (The same dad he says is sick and dying) and thinks a screen for a window will cost hundreds of dollars. I hope the shower and dishwasher problems are as bad as he claims they are because I want his house to get water damage and mold growing everywhere. This fucking incompetent retard shouldn't have made it past childhood but is just too damn lucky. He doesn't think he can maintain the house he fucking owns and if his lawn wasn't covered I doubt he would mow it once due to his serious back injury.
 
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Corpun said:
"In America, we sit on our asses and balloon from the food we eat."

This fucking. I can't believe this isn't an act sometimes. He just isn't self-aware.

Edit: It honestly pisses me off how lazy he is with his fucking condominium. You own this fucking thing yet you are too lazy to put up blinds, get new air conditioning, or even replace a fucking screen. I could understand the concrete backyard being a laborous task even for a crew given the place he lives, but this other shit is egregious. He needed his dad's help for home improvement (The same dad he says is sick and dying) and thinks a screen for a window will cost hundreds of dollars. I hope the shower and dishwasher problems are as bad as he claims they are because I want his house to get water damage and mold growing everywhere. This fucking incompetent retard shouldn't have made it past childhood but is just too damn lucky. He doesn't think he can maintain the house he fucking owns and if his lawn wasn't covered I doubt he would mow it once due to his serious back injury.
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Truly amazing how ignorant this fuck is.
 
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smug comporon said:
Honestly, it's kind of lame how the internet collectively decided to diminish Phil actually being good at Super Turbo. Was he good at any other game? Fuck no, he was average at best. However, for like 2 years he was legit in ST. There are so many true things to make fun of him for that I don't see the point in making fun of this.

Now making fun of him for only being relevant nearly 20 years ago on a game that was nearly 20 years old at that point anyway? Whole other story
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He barely played super turbo. He got 4th place at a tournament where all the good American players refused to play because the port chosen was a notoriously inaccurate port, with the Japanese players reportedly not finding out until after they already landed. After the tournament he took part in matches of the arcade version with all the big players and didn't win a single match. His only other good placings were with hyper street fighter 2, not super turbo. He's built his ego with the game on retcons and misrepresentations of what happened.
 
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Dragoonism said:
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This is such fucking nonsense. "We all shook hands after every match and didn't hold grudges." This from DarkSydePhil, who has openly talked about how aall he did was shit talk on Shoryuken. Who told us how basically the entire West Coast hated him. How he literally cried because Watson and Jaha wanted to beat him up. Who made a website called "Top Haters" dedicated to shitting on people from the west coast because of them clowning on him. All DSP does is talk nonsense.
 
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Phil is slowly rotting away like
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Any sharp objects in Phil's house?
Perhaps our beggar king is suffering from a form of leprosy.
Multiple psychiatric morbidities have been identified among leprosy-affected persons, including depression, anxiety disorders and suicide (attempts). Additional factors were found that may impact mental health.
Here is the main difference between he two royalty.
In his old age Viserys saw past petty conficts, while the beggar king succumbs to maddness.
 
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Corpun said:
This healthy food rant is fucking weird, typical alien Phil saying Americans are uncultured and don't know what good food is when this moron door dashes every fucking say and eats microwavable meals. This is all to rant about how he is cultured because he totally grew up on authentic Italian and more intelligent than because he totally makes homecooked meals every year. "Wah real food is expensive."

Fuck this faggot, An has it right that Phil is the perfect example of a snobbish coastal elite asshole.
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To be totally fair I'm pretty sure Philburt says things just to say things.

If he only talked about topics he actually knew about or had experience with, it would be either boring because he's not actually done anything, or damning because then the pig pen might notice inconsistencies in his stories.

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Phil is slowly rotting away like
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Any sharp objects in Phil's house?
Perhaps our beggar king is suffering from a form of leprosy.
Multiple psychiatric morbidities have been identified among leprosy-affected persons, including depression, anxiety disorders and suicide (attempts). Additional factors were found that may impact mental health.
Here is the main difference between he two royalty.
In his old age Viserys saw past petty conficts, while the beggar king succumbs to maddness.
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Phil is drawn to the Dark Souls games for a reason.

Sure, he's immortal, but every time he would've normally died, his humanity fades more and more until he becomes a rotting humanoid shell who is doomed to forever roam the pig pen endlessly begging for tips, even though he can no longer remember why he does.

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Enclosed: Photograph of Phil on his way to check the mail.
 
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Corpun said:
This healthy food rant is fucking weird, typical alien Phil saying Americans are uncultured and don't know what good food is when this moron door dashes every fucking say and eats microwavable meals. This is all to rant about how he is cultured because he totally grew up on authentic Italian and more intelligent than because he totally makes homecooked meals every year. "Wah real food is expensive."

Fuck this faggot, An has it right that Phil is the perfect example of a snobbish coastal elite asshole.
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He's a connecticut manchild living in washington. A total shit sandwich, and a soggy one at that.
 
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