Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Organic's calories free]

Who let dat woman in the blue one piece into the fat camp? Doesn't her very presence create an "unsafe environment"?

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I'm pretty sure it's Corissa's sister.

No, C's sister is smaller than that. Her IG is girlletgo where she posts a lot about eating healthy foods, doing yoga, and participating in rigorous outdoor activities--basically the opposite of C while giving lip service to all of the FA bullshit like a good little dissonant progressive.

And I'm 99% sure C's sister is the one in the pink bikini top here:
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[GenociderSyo]

 

[glass_houses]

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She's incapable of taking care of herself. I sincerely doubt that's she's capable of taking care of any third party, as a child or as an adult. She keeps on coming up with these little bits of wisdom, but I've yet to see any signs of intelligence.

 

[stupid frog]

She's incapable of taking care of herself. I sincerely doubt that's she's capable of taking care of any third party, as a child or as an adult. She keeps on coming up with these little bits of wisdom, but I've yet to see any signs of intelligence.

This is a reshare, she didn't come up with shit lmao

 

[LonesomeDud]

Grow up and take care of your responsibilities, J. That includes your elderly parents you encouraged to move.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Grow up and take care of your responsibilities, J. That includes your elderly parents you encouraged to move.

Do you think she encouraged them or did they push it on her until she thought it was her idea? I really can't get past how they appear to have moved to Kansas so that Julianna could financially support them on whatever she makes as a work from home office assistant at KU. I know that no matter how destitute she got, my mother would at least hesitate to suggest she move in with me, and I didn't grow up in foster care. There's nothing wrong with helping your parents in their dotage, but something about this particular situation doesn't feel right to me.

I suspect that they thought Julianna had locked down a massive cash cow in Corissa, and with the way Julianna presented the relationship, they assumed Corissa would be happy to support her "common-law wife's" family. I think they made it to Kansas and have had a rude awakening regarding how willing Corissa is to part with her money. I see this whole thing ending with Julianna and her mother moving into some shitty apartment together within a few years.

 

[glass_houses]

Do you think she encouraged them or did they push it on her until she thought it was her idea? I really can't get past how they appear to have moved to Kansas so that Julianna could financially support them on whatever she makes as a work from home office assistant at KU. I know that no matter how destitute she got, my mother would at least hesitate to suggest she move in with me, and I didn't grow up in foster care. There's nothing wrong with helping your parents in their dotage, but something about this particular situation doesn't feel right to me.

I suspect that they thought Julianna had locked down a massive cash cow in Corissa, and with the way Julianna presented the relationship, they assumed Corissa would be happy to support her "common-law wife's" family. I think they made it to Kansas and have had a rude awakening regarding how willing Corissa is to part with her money. I see this whole thing ending with Julianna and her mother moving into some shitty apartment together within a few years.

There's no way Corissa is going to take care of Juliana, not in the way a bed bound deathfat needs to be taken care of. If Juliana's lucky she can continue to work online from her mattress for a while, and retain access to insurance that will cover a few hours of home care a week. As soon as Juliana is no longer bringing in money or medical insurance, and worse than that, Corissa is expected to expend actual effort on her, Juliana's getting rolled straight out that door. And she will be billed for any and all possible damage to the house that this undertaking entails.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The fact that Juliana shared that child parentification post implies that she thinks she's being forced to be a caretaker for her parents. (Speaking of which, how is Dad holding up? If he's still alive I'm actually pretty stunned. Pancreatic cancer is so deadly that outside of Alex Trebek most people I knew that had it died very soon after diagnosis).

Corissa does not give a flying shit about Juliana except for what she can get out of her. There is no way that either of them can take care of each other if either ends up bedbound, but Corissa definitely would not. Juliana is so close to being bedbound. It should be a wakeup call, but it won't. Tick tock tick tock

 

[LonesomeDud]

The fact that Juliana shared that child parentification post implies that she thinks she's being forced to be a caretaker for her parents

I hear adults talking about "child parentification" a lot, and almost always incorrectly. You know if it was a fellow deathfat who was sickly and being cared for by their preteen child, that child would be heralded as a fat rights ally rather than an abuse victim.

You're not an abuse victim if you're 38 and your dad guilts you into family duty of driving him to all his chemo appointments. You don't get special acknowledgment for doing what's necessary. Do what the rest of us do and accept your position with an iota of grace.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

The fact that Juliana shared that child parentification post implies that she thinks she's being forced to be a caretaker for her parents. (Speaking of which, how is Dad holding up? If he's still alive I'm actually pretty stunned. Pancreatic cancer is so deadly that outside of Alex Trebek most people I knew that had it died very soon after diagnosis).

Corissa does not give a flying shit about Juliana except for what she can get out of her. There is no way that either of them can take care of each other if either ends up bedbound, but Corissa definitely would not. Juliana is so close to being bedbound. It should be a wakeup call, but it won't. Tick tock tick tock

Since her dad isn't dead, I'm assuming he has a pancreatic neuroendocrine tumor (PanNET), which arises in a different type of cell and confers a much more favorable prognosis than the more common pancreatic ductal adenocarcinoma (PDAC). PanNET can still be deadly, especially if it's not caught early, but it's not the universal death sentence that a ductal adenocarcinoma is. The average PanNET patient is slightly younger at diagnosis than the average PDAC patient, which also improves their prognosis. Steve Jobs had a PanNET, for example, and when he was diagnosed, it would have been treatable had he not opted for doing jack shit and pretending it was treatment.

Although I don't believe that Trebek ever specified which type of pancreatic cancer he had, the fact that he survived so long after diagnosis makes me think it was a neuroendocrine tumor. People in their late 70s or early 80s just don't live years after a PDAC diagnosis, even with cutting edge treatment.

As an aside, I'll take my puzzle pieces, but I think it sucks that the media immediately jumps to "CELEBRITY IS A PANCREATIC CANCER MIRACLE SURVIVOR AND YOU CAN TOO" instead of exploring the very likely possibility that the individual in question didn't have a ductal adenocarcinoma. It gives people false hope. The 5 year survival rate of stage IV pancreatic ductal adenocarcinoma is like 2%. PDAC doesn't care how famous or beloved you are.

 

[Blerg]

I like to imagine that whatever problem this is is her body just deciding it's had enough of her and going "Sorry Coco, you obviously can't be trusted with this stomach so we're just gonna shit the whole organ out into the toilet now."

>Hey what should I use instead of ma'am or sir to be gender neutral?
>YOU SHOULDN'T USE MA'AM AND SIR BECAUSE HETEROPATRIARCHAL OPPRESSIVE KYRIARCHY GENDER ETC ETC
I don't even care what the answer to this question is and I find myself annoyed she didn't give one. You spend all day posting about fat gender on the internet and you can't even answer a simple-ass question about what your entitled ass unreasonably wants people to call you.

So gender neutral pronouns are a must unless you don’t wanna, in which case, that’s okay! “Do this or else you are committing genocide except if doing it makes you A Sads, then not doing it is fine!” sums up a lot about the nonsensical mindset of these people. And where do the all important pronouns come into this? How can I address someone in a gender neutral way but also respect pronouns? What if their gender is xir and I say “they”? What if I think I know their gender but they switched it yesterday? Or I say Folks but they are a Folx? Am I still an enemy of the fats? It is all so confusingly retarded.

I looked up some gender neutral alternatives to sir and ma’am since the original author of those slides declined to be at all helpful, and they are all stupid. Up to and including “Pr.” for Person. One of the suggestions is literally “comrade”.

because of the deep-rooted connections to communist countries, “comrade” isn’t always the best choice. If you can ignore that fact, it works well in many cases.

Okay then.

 

[Clown Baby]

I like to imagine that whatever problem this is is her body just deciding it's had enough of her and going "Sorry Coco, you obviously can't be trusted with this stomach so we're just gonna shit the whole organ out into the toilet now."

>Hey what should I use instead of ma'am or sir to be gender neutral?
>YOU SHOULDN'T USE MA'AM AND SIR BECAUSE HETEROPATRIARCHAL OPPRESSIVE KYRIARCHY GENDER ETC ETC
I don't even care what the answer to this question is and I find myself annoyed she didn't give one. You spend all day posting about fat gender on the internet and you can't even answer a simple-ass question about what your entitled ass unreasonably wants people to call you.

I think taking a page from Something Awful's old book and calling blobs like Juliana "Gentlegoon" or "Goonsire" is a good move. It acknowledges that she's a neckbeard and also an extremely online basement-dweller without bringing the pesky reality that she's a just a narcissistic, delusional woman into it.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

So gender neutral pronouns are a must unless you don’t wanna, in which case, that’s okay! “Do this or else you are committing genocide except if doing it makes you A Sads, then not doing it is fine!” sums up a lot about the nonsensical mindset of these people. And where do the all important pronouns come into this? How can I address someone in a gender neutral way but also respect pronouns? What if their gender is xir and I say “they”? What if I think I know their gender but they switched it yesterday? Or I say Folks but they are a Folx? Am I still an enemy of the fats? It is all so confusingly retarded.

I looked up some gender neutral alternatives to sir and ma’am since the original author of those slides declined to be at all helpful, and they are all stupid. Up to and including “Pr.” for Person. One of the suggestions is literally “comrade”.



Okay then.

Regarding the last bit, I would pay actual money to see any of these utter twats call anyone who grew up in the Soviet Union as "comrade" to his or her face. In my experience, people from any of the countries which the USSR formerly comprised are very unwilling to entertain this particular flavor of bullshit and do not hesitate to call it out. I would pay a cash bonus to watch Julianna explain to a scary Slav that "comrade" is just a gender neutral alternative to oppressive and patriarchal terminology, such as "ma'am" or "sir".

Please do it, Julianna! There's nothing manlier than explaining to everyone that ACKSHYUALLY everything they believe is wrong and bad!

 

[Constellationzero]

Regarding the last bit, I would pay actual money to see any of these utter twats call anyone who grew up in the Soviet Union as "comrade" to his or her face. In my experience, people from any of the countries which the USSR formerly comprised are very unwilling to entertain this particular flavor of bullshit and do not hesitate to call it out. I would pay a cash bonus to watch Julianna explain to a scary Slav that "comrade" is just a gender neutral alternative to oppressive and patriarchal terminology, such as "ma'am" or "sir".

Please do it, Julianna! There's nothing manlier than explaining to everyone that ACKSHYUALLY everything they believe is wrong and bad!

Please explain it in person to a Muslim Albanian--one who ALSO lived through the USSR horseshit. Preferably one who had to stand upwards of 10 hours in the bread line with no cup to piss in.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Since her dad isn't dead, I'm assuming he has a pancreatic neuroendocrine tumor (PanNET), which arises in a different type of cell and confers a much more favorable prognosis than the more common pancreatic ductal adenocarcinoma (PDAC). PanNET can still be deadly, especially if it's not caught early, but it's not the universal death sentence that a ductal adenocarcinoma is. The average PanNET patient is slightly younger at diagnosis than the average PDAC patient, which also improves their prognosis. Steve Jobs had a PanNET, for example, and when he was diagnosed, it would have been treatable had he not opted for doing jack shit and pretending it was treatment.

Although I don't believe that Trebek ever specified which type of pancreatic cancer he had, the fact that he survived so long after diagnosis makes me think it was a neuroendocrine tumor. People in their late 70s or early 80s just don't live years after a PDAC diagnosis, even with cutting edge treatment.

As an aside, I'll take my puzzle pieces, but I think it sucks that the media immediately jumps to "CELEBRITY IS A PANCREATIC CANCER MIRACLE SURVIVOR AND YOU CAN TOO" instead of exploring the very likely possibility that the individual in question didn't have a ductal adenocarcinoma. It gives people false hope. The 5 year survival rate of stage IV pancreatic ductal adenocarcinoma is like 2%. PDAC doesn't care how famous or beloved you are.

And this is one reason why I love the Farms (and medical Kiwis especially). I did not consider that for some reason. Still shitty and not great prognosis, but would likely explain why Steven is still fighting on. He looked really bad from the photos they shared, so I can't see him being around for much longer.

Hopefully the GFM they raised really did go to Steve and not the couch. Do not fail me, Corissa and Juliana. I am forwarding rainbows. I may have a low opinion on humanity like the average person, but my faith in the human race isn't that dead yet, dammit.

Regarding the last bit, I would pay actual money to see any of these utter twats call anyone who grew up in the Soviet Union as "comrade" to his or her face. In my experience, people from any of the countries which the USSR formerly comprised are very unwilling to entertain this particular flavor of bullshit and do not hesitate to call it out. I would pay a cash bonus to watch Julianna explain to a scary Slav that "comrade" is just a gender neutral alternative to oppressive and patriarchal terminology, such as "ma'am" or "sir".

Please do it, Julianna! There's nothing manlier than explaining to everyone that ACKSHYUALLY everything they believe is wrong and bad!

Spoiler: relevant PL

Visited Tallinn for a day trip a few months ago. The Russian embassy in Old Town was covered in protest signs and there were people everywhere protesting the war. Considering how Estonia was forcefully a part of the Soviet Union (which really didn't dissolve until quite recently in political terms), it makes sense that Estonians would be very pro Ukraine. I had always figured, but seeing that really cemented it. I am convinced that calling your average Estonian "comrade" would be suicide. That or you'd be lucky to be beaten within an inch of your life. Especially considering the current war going on. Old wounds have been reopened.

I've seen American millennial and zoomer e beggars use comrade a lot, and it's always very facepalm worthy. Especially when these "comrades" are talking about waiting for their SNAP or tugboat to come in. Never fails, I swear to god. If an e beggar calls themselves some flavor of anarchist or commie, they're ALWAYS on the government teat. Juliana and Corissa have both shat on capitalism when they themselves personify late stage capitalism, so it would be consistent with their stupidity. I don't remember either outright calling themselves communist, but I can absolutely see Juliana trying to pull that shit, at least online.

Do it, J. Do it. I dare ya.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Spoiler: relevant PL

Visited Tallinn for a day trip a few months ago. The Russian embassy in Old Town was covered in protest signs and there were people everywhere protesting the war. Considering how Estonia was forcefully a part of the Soviet Union (which really didn't dissolve until quite recently in political terms), it makes sense that Estonians would be very pro Ukraine. I had always figured, but seeing that really cemented it. I am convinced that calling your average Estonian "comrade" would be suicide. That or you'd be lucky to be beaten within an inch of your life. Especially considering the current war going on. Old wounds have been reopened.

Spoiler: More powerlevelling.

I would look at anyone who called me a comrade with an extremely disgusted and disdainful expression.
We are indeed extremely pro Ukraine and have in fact donated a metric fucktonne of military gear to them. Although our own country is so much smaller, we do absolutely understand the impact of Ukraine losing would have. Obviously, next it would be the Baltics.
Not ideal.
I have prepared as best I can for fleeing. I don't want to flee but I also don't have access to actual guns although I can certainly shoot them.

Some local women protesting against the rape of children and women in front of the russian embassy:




NB: I really hope you had a good time!

 

[Simon]

I think taking a page from Something Awful's old book and calling blobs like Juliana "Gentlegoon" or "Goonsire" is a good move. It acknowledges that she's a neckbeard and also an extremely online basement-dweller without bringing the pesky reality that she's a just a narcissistic, delusional woman into it.

Hey, you have a good idea right in there: blob. Blob/Blobself. Completely genderless (literally) and conveys what a loser the person is in one fell swoop.

 

[BitterPill]

Since her dad isn't dead, I'm assuming he has a pancreatic neuroendocrine tumor (PanNET), which arises in a different type of cell and confers a much more favorable prognosis than the more common pancreatic ductal adenocarcinoma (PDAC). PanNET can still be deadly, especially if it's not caught early, but it's not the universal death sentence that a ductal adenocarcinoma is. The average PanNET patient is slightly younger at diagnosis than the average PDAC patient, which also improves their prognosis. Steve Jobs had a PanNET, for example, and when he was diagnosed, it would have been treatable had he not opted for doing jack shit and pretending it was treatment.

Although I don't believe that Trebek ever specified which type of pancreatic cancer he had, the fact that he survived so long after diagnosis makes me think it was a neuroendocrine tumor. People in their late 70s or early 80s just don't live years after a PDAC diagnosis, even with cutting edge treatment.

As an aside, I'll take my puzzle pieces, but I think it sucks that the media immediately jumps to "CELEBRITY IS A PANCREATIC CANCER MIRACLE SURVIVOR AND YOU CAN TOO" instead of exploring the very likely possibility that the individual in question didn't have a ductal adenocarcinoma. It gives people false hope. The 5 year survival rate of stage IV pancreatic ductal adenocarcinoma is like 2%. PDAC doesn't care how famous or beloved you are.

TIL there’s more than one type of pancreatic cancer.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Hopefully the GFM they raised really did go to Steve and not the couch.

I think it all went to the couch.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Spoiler: More powerlevelling.

I would look at anyone who called me a comrade with an extremely disgusted and disdainful expression.
We are indeed extremely pro Ukraine and have in fact donated a metric fucktonne of military gear to them. Although our own country is so much smaller, we do absolutely understand the impact of Ukraine losing would have. Obviously, next it would be the Baltics.
Not ideal.
I have prepared as best I can for fleeing. I don't want to flee but I also don't have access to actual guns although I can certainly shoot them.

Some local women protesting against the rape of children and women in front of the russian embassy:
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NB: I really hope you had a good time!

Spoiler: replying to your PL with more PL

That is definitely scary to have to think about. I have family in Finland and while they're not overly scared there has been advisory to make sure you have a small amount of cash in case the Russians hack the banking systems or to know where to go if there's bombing.

And yes, I did enjoy the visit! It was a joint Helsinki/Tallinn trip and my first ride on the booze cruise ferry. Spent most of the day in Old Town, which was pretty and we had some very nice jam covered little pancakes. Would visit again.

I think it all went to the couch.

I sadly think you're right. And if that's the case, then they stole from a cancer patient. A terminal cancer patient. It's one of those things where I know it's very likely logically, but it is such a disgusting and evil act that the softhearted side of me doesn't want to believe that it happened. It's better not get exposed as the truth for Coco and J's sake. lolcow luck is on their side, as are their few followers having their brain circulation cut off from fat, but it's really hard to survive a cancellation over stealing from cancer patients. It's like ultimate bad juju.

On the plus side, the couch they got was shitty quality so it'll certainly break under their weight in no time.