DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Massively Strong Greed]

This guy is so fucking clueless that I legit don't know if this Nintendo rant is him being completely unaware on purpose or not.

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Phil you just described your fan base.

>ride your dog around the house
What the FUCK did he mean by this?! Real dogs don’t work like Spike from Rugrats, dipshit.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Is this confirmed or speculation? If true this is probably more pathetic than Jeff Anderson donating his dead wife’s life insurance money to Phil.

He still posts here or did you fuckers scare him off?

Confirmed when the vest streak was going on. Phil used to drop a ''Supports low, might be the end of the streak'' type beg tweet mid stream and (REDACTED) would pop up outta nowhere and ''Save the streak''. He was probably all alone watching a titty streamer ( I think it's been confirmed he donates/watches more than a few of them?) when Phil would send out the aforementioned beg tweets, which have become a habit for Phil ever since. He used to shit on people asking for subs and donations, now he is up to 8 beg tweets a day on slow streams, and this started happening during the vest streak. Phil used to take a break then send out a beg tweet because it is an embarassing way to make a living which ever way you look at it, now he does it on stream whilst reading out loud when he is typing

What a way to spend your money eh

 

[Iron Hamster]

This shit is seriously so ridiculous, so many god damn people have way busier lives than Phil and don’t need a holiday off to be romantic.

Idk why he’s kept up this lie that he’s endlessly working or busting his ass, nobody believes it

This clown has no idea what romance is. I bet he's never even bought a female a flower.

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Give me that money or I break your legs.
Dhuhuhuhuhuhuh

At least he finally admitted his weasel word for money is 'support'.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Confirmed when the vest streak was going on. Phil used to drop a ''Supports low, might be the end of the streak'' type beg tweet mid stream and (REDACTED) would pop up outta nowhere and ''Save the streak''. He was probably all alone watching a titty streamer ( I think it's been confirmed he donates/watches more than a few of them?) when Phil would send out the aforementioned beg tweets, which have become a habit for Phil ever since. He used to shit on people asking for subs and donations, now he is up to 8 beg tweets a day on slow streams, and this started happening during the vest streak. Phil used to take a break then send out a beg tweet because it is an embarassing way to make a living which ever way you look at it, now he does it on stream whilst reading out loud when he is typing

What a way to spend your money eh

I meant is he strictly giving Phil his cash to make Kiwifarms mad? That is somehow worse than being the true DSP fan I just assumed he was.

 

[marlintan]

I meant is he strictly giving Phil his cash to make Kiwifarms mad? That is somehow worse than being the true DSP fan I just assumed he was.

We are all marionette rats dancing to chad OIC's puppeteering.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Extremely fucking dented.

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lol. King of stupid. holy shit that's a new milestone.

 

[Somecatchyname]

I was thinking about this the other day especially with Phil being so upset about a guy having cabinets in his house and being radioed on Twitter. Stupid people when you look at studies on happiness tend to be happier because they aren't thinking about the problems in the world. You know the whole ignorance is bliss idea. But, Phil is such a interesting case. His own jealousy doesn't even enable his own stupidity and ignorance about the world to even give him even false happiness.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I meant is he strictly giving Phil his cash to make Kiwifarms mad? That is somehow worse than being the true DSP fan I just assumed he was.

He was still donating and sperging out with memberships whilst the Farms were down

 

[Corpun]

How the fuck does a household of 2 people need to run errands so much? You should only have to go grocery shopping bi weekly at most.

Paper plates run out fast in the Burnell household. Bet they don't eat leftovers either.

The Amibo rant is just Dave being mad people went out and spent his tip money on amiibos! Does nintendo even play a shitty gif when you buy an amibo? NO!

This is fucking dumb because this retard literally pulls his Twilight Princess amibo he had an autistic fit about and pretended to throw out (But of course he kept it in his horde). Dumb motherfucker pulls it out everytime an amibo is mentioned to go duh idk dood must be bugged.

Extremely fucking dented.

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How is a declawed cat going to hunt an already dead fish? Just give the fucking cat some table scraps you actual mongoloid.
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Doesn’t know there’s a silent R in macabre, kek. Valedictorian BTW.
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Nothing he could do, he wasn't taught about silent letters in school dood.

 

[Huggler]

1mm just donates his tithe without even watching Phil streams, Timbo is pushing for his third bankrutcy, Derich isnt allowed to donate to Phil after using his parents bank card back and (REDACTED) is an attention seeking lonely man who again, Phil has to beg tweet because he isnt even watching the stream.

Makes you wonder: Phil, the man who loves to "play alpha mature adult" in his north korean chat and at the same time is the biggest victim on the internet, everyone is out to get him and all he can do to fight back is moan, cry and offer the other cheek on twitter (claiming is bait lmao)... has he noticed that everyone on both sides just feels sad for him?

I feel like he is coming close to admitting he's a charity case. His dents can't take his streams anymore, there is no value to it, at all. Imagine you're bored and you think "Damn I'll watch some dsp and get a good laugh" who does that? He berates you, his chat and acts like a manchild 24/7. People feel bad for him so they watch, throw some coins, give him old shit they don't want anymore. Its sad and he has to know it deep inside under tons of cope and denial.

The worse part is, the people who "support" him are the ones keeping him in the hole, while also dragging themselves in.

 

[Balr0g]

DSP making history yesterday with SIX explicit beg tweets in less than 8 hours.
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Out of curiosity do you have the total number of beg tweets for this year? I get the feeling if we include prestreambegging and Community tab begging we might get a 1 beg per day ratio for this year

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

 

[Brother Wind]

First of all, I’m pretty damn sure a cat knows not to attack a meal that’s already cooked. Second, is he implying that the food he buys for Jasper doesn’t contain any fish?

No you fucking idiot. He means a pet fish. Never mind that I've grown up in a house that has cats and guinea pigs. Or knew people that had birds and cats. Or houses with actual cats and dogs living together. But, Phil is the omniscient one. So what the fuck do I know.

 

[Frog The Dry Socket]

The problem is we can't have our cake and eat it too. There isn't a possibility that DSP will both:

1) making $20-$50 a stream, cry, beg and guilt trip about it

And

2) trolls watch that, discuss it and make videos about it

So either the trolls go away, he fades into obscurity with nobody to give the paypigs the attention they crave, or the wagon keeps going the same as it always has, with trolls doing their thing and dents supporting their guy for attention from trolls.

I'm not proposing any of these 2 options as I don't care enough about either, but it's just the way I see it. This is an ecosystem where everything functions symbiotically - if one of the elements goes away, the entire thing crumbles.

The trolls don't seem to be going away any time soon, most probably until Philip is actually dead. Even if he's off the internet (which will never happen thanks to his attention starved nature), people will still discuss his antics from the last 15 years and will find a way to track him down.

Paypigs aren't going away either because most of them are losers who get either a power trip from making the monkey dance, feel gratification for being a charitable person, or just want to piss trolls off and get their attention. OIC is a pathetic cuck, one of the biggest ones ever, but he has a thread on here, was interviewed by trolls, and is constantly being talked about.

And Philip? He isn't going away either, probably ever. No point listing out the reasons - you all know.

So I guess the best thing is to enjoy the ride, fully knowing DSP is a broken sad sack of shit who has never amounted to anything other than a jester for children and retarded adults.

And hey, maybe one day we'll see how it ends. And it will certainly will not be a happy ending for him, this is 100% guaranteed.

Oh, don't misunderstand me. I wasn't suggesting we stop pointing and laughing. It's been said by smarter Kiwis than me but I'll reiterate: If you donate money to DSP, you deserve every bit of criticism. Just a thought that came to my head after the billionth time this fuck head gets his retards to donate just by begging.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Is this confirmed or speculation? If true this is probably more pathetic than Jeff Anderson donating his dead wife’s life insurance money to Phil.

He still posts here or did you fuckers scare him off?

This is confirmed. OIC knows that Phil's content is fucking awful and agrees with everything we say about him. He hasn't spoken to me regularly since April though.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Does that imply that this filthy beast think that after sweating from exercise you are not supposed to take a shower on the same day? The fuck is even shower day? Phil is on such a level of NEETdom that he showers on specific days and smells like shit the rest of them (hence why he talked once about how he washed himself with a wet rag), god damn this cunt is disgusting, rotten disgusting teeth that he never washes so his breath smells and he only showers on specific days, extremely pale skin, obese and at the same time atrophied muscles, disgusting stroke face, what a horrific thing would be to have to experience this smelly, stroked out ghoul IRL.

Indeed. I thought broscience in fitness was bad, but phil has taken it further. I dub it "pigscience"

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

This is confirmed. OIC knows that Phil's content is fucking awful and agrees with everything we say about him. He hasn't spoken to me regularly since April though.

Does he not realize he’s not making us mad and only making himself look absolutely pathetic?

 

[marlintan]

No you fucking idiot. He means a pet fish. Never mind that I've grown up in a house that has cats and guinea pigs. Or knew people that had birds and cats. Or houses with actual cats and dogs living together. But, Phil is the omniscient one. So what the fuck do I know.

sounds like it time for you to take a break nigger

 

[Tears for T]

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I miss the old camera, at least then the blur saved my eyes a bit from that monstrosity.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I meant is he strictly giving Phil his cash to make Kiwifarms mad? That is somehow worse than being the true DSP fan I just assumed he was.

That's what it turned into, after he was posting here and he got told to hit the fucking bricks.

Who knows what his intention was originally, I think he wanted to fit in and buy some status during the streak, which didnt work and he got rejected for being a lying, self obsessed lonely wierdo(examples are The weightlifting/girlfirend/holidays in exotic locations, the dog, which are a total LARP).

Then he tried to turn detractor at the Farms, using accounts with Khets photo in and trying to doxx the people in Phils chat (like anonypaedomouse),because they rejected him. And we rejected him because he is a lonely weirdo trying to play both sides for attention

TLDR: He tried to buy some friends with tips for Phil and trying to drop behind the scenes stuff here, and failed, miserably, twice.