Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

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LMAO so gay NATO trannies are raping khokhol soldiers and it's gotten so bad that the Ukrainian Armed Forces had to release a memo telling khokhol troops to stay quiet and just take it.
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> be Ukrainian
> get conscripted
> home looted by Territorial Defense Forces
> get raped by a NATO tranny
> can't even complain about it
> get shot by Russians, thank them for their mercy

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REMINDER
WITH ALGORITHM OF ACTION
FOR FOREIGN MILITARY SERVICES FOR FOREIGN SERVICES FOR FOREIGN ACTIONS.

In view of the increase in the number of foreign contingents with non-traditional sexual orientation in the Armed Forces of Ukraine, soldiers may be subjected to sexual violence.

1 step.
Immediately say to the mercenary in English:
"I don't want to have sex with you, [mercenary name]"
Transcription: Ai dount want to have sex wiz u

2 step.
Contact a senior officer with a request to be transferred to another position.

3 step.
In case of injury during violent actions, contact the first-aid post and write a report with the details and circumstances of the incident.

4 step.
It is forbidden to disseminate information among fellow employees.

5 step.
If necessary, ask a senior officer to provide qualified psychological assistance.
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ПАМЯТКА
С АЛГОРИТМОМ ДЕЙСТВИЙ
ПРИ НАСИЛЬСТВЕННЫХ ДЕЙСТВИЯХ ИНОСТРАННЫХ ВОЕННОСЛУЖАЩИХ.

В виду увеличения численности иностранного контингента с нетрадиционной сексуальной ориентацией в ВСУ, солдаты могут быть подвергнуты сексуальному насилию.

1 шаг.
Немедленно сказать наёмнику по–английски:
"I don't want to have sex with you, [имя наёмника]"
Транскрипция: Ай доунт уант ту хэв секс уиз ю

2 шаг.
Обратиться к старшему по званию офицеру с просьбой перевести на другую позицию.

3 шаг.
В случае получения травм при насильственных действиях обратиться в медпункт и написать рапорт с подробностями и обстоятельствами происшествия.

4 шаг.
Запрещено распространять информацию среди товарищей по службе.

5 шаг.
При необходимости попросить старшего по званию офицера об оказании квалифицированной психологической помощи.
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NATO bros, why are you that rapey?
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Badungus Kabungus said:
LMAO so gay NATO trannies are raping khokhol soldiers and it's gotten so bad that the Ukrainian Armed Forces had to release a memo telling khokhol troops to stay quiet and just take it.
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> be Ukrainian
> get conscripted
> home looted by Territorial Defense Forces
> get raped by a NATO tranny
> can't even complain about it
> get shot by Russians, thank them for their mercy

Machine translation because I'm lazy.




NATO bros, why are you that rapey?
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At this point you could probably smell the desperation off of you in public.
 
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CAPTAIN MATI said:
At this point you could probably smell the desperation off of you in public.
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That's the smell of victory, no wonder you couldn't recognize it.

The smell of desperation smells like an unwashed middle-aged childless European couple, trying not to freeze to death in their own unheated apartment, afraid of going down to the street to find something to burn for heat because there are brown immigrants there. It also smells like Joe Biden's diaper after he was done groveling in front of the Saudis and Venezuelans for just a smidge of oil. Just a tiny bit, man. Just a little oil, we need it bad, man. Just for the midterms, please brother. GIVE ME SOME OIL NIGGA, I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!

Oh yeah, it's that time again, NATO bros. Get your wallets out because Zelensky says: дай грошів, підор
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Badungus Kabungus said:
That's the smell of victory, no wonder you couldn't recognize it.
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Nigga, you will literally lose your mind if you keep doing this shit to yourself.
Irony goes just so far before it eats you whole.
Badungus Kabungus said:
The smell of desperation smells like an unwashed middle-aged childless European couple, trying not to freeze to death in their own unheated apartment, afraid of going down to the street to find something to burn for heat because there are brown immigrants there. It also smells like Joe Biden's diaper after he was done groveling in front of the Saudis and Venezuelans for just a smidge of oil. Just a tiny bit, man. Just a little oil, we need it bad, man. Just for the midterms, please brother. GIVE ME SOME OIL NIGGA, I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!

Oh yeah, it's that time again, NATO bros. Get your wallets out because Zelensky says: дай грошів, підор
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Breh.
 
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The Foldless Brain said:
The big push in Zaporozhiye is coming up. Some telegram thoughts on it from people familiar with Hoholistani thinking.
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Its the obvious play. Ukraine really wants Kherson back. Attacking the Bridge was part of isolating that area. Trying to reach the Azov coast would be the second step to that. Doing that would force all Russian forces in Kherson to fall back on local supply and what could be brought by air. Its why Putin hit back so hard this week. Losing the Azov Coast and having his bridge blown up would effectively end the Kherson campaign. Russian forces would have to fall back to Crimea which is more defensible.
 
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Wy4M said:
Within 24 hours one of the 2 lanes was operational (edit - just for cars, not for trucks) and so was the railway.
Afaik nobody here claimed that the bridge was fixed. Feel free to point out where this was claimed.
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The railway has been so repaired within 24 hours that now, over 96 hours later, not a single train engine or car of rolling stock has passed over the span
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
That's the smell of victory, no wonder you couldn't recognize it.

The smell of desperation smells like an unwashed middle-aged childless European couple, trying not to freeze to death in their own unheated apartment, afraid of going down to the street to find something to burn for heat because there are brown immigrants there. It also smells like Joe Biden's diaper after he was done groveling in front of the Saudis and Venezuelans for just a smidge of oil. Just a tiny bit, man. Just a little oil, we need it bad, man. Just for the midterms, please brother. GIVE ME SOME OIL NIGGA, I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!

Oh yeah, it's that time again, NATO bros. Get your wallets out because Zelensky says: дай грошів, підор
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I truly hope you're getting paid handsomely for this
 
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marfusha said:
So according to you russian s300 could malfunction and hit the ground. And it's supposed to prove that ukrainian s300 never ever fall on the ground and hit civillian infrastructure. Did I get it right? Sorry to say but you're not making a good argument.
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The claim was that S-300s were not being fired from the Russian side.
There is ample video evidence of S-300s flying over Russian soil with the rocket burning and in the ground-ground flight profile, which proves that it was fired from Russia. Just like a video of a S-300 landing in Ukraine with the rocket burning would be evidence of it being fired from the Ukrainian side.
Whether they crash after launch or not is irrelevant. I just wanted to point out how half the shit Ru-shills post is projection.
Wy4M said:
Within 24 hours one of the 2 lanes was operational (edit - just for cars, not for trucks) and so was the railway.
Afaik nobody here claimed that the bridge was fixed. Feel free to point out where this was claimed.
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More like, 1 out of 4 lanes was operational, and one rail is fucking bent from the heat and weight of the rail car.
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How fucked do you think the bridge is after fires hot enough to bend steel?
 
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AgendaPoster said:
I truly hope you're getting paid handsomely for this
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Это вы, бляди продажные, все за деньги делаете. А мне просто по приколу потроллить пиндосов, пшеков, и шпротляндеров. Вы так смешно кудахчете потом, просто ржака.

Ладно, не ссы. Не обидим тебя. Если будешь мерзнуть то просто скажи, и я тебе ящик ватников вышлю.
 
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Kreitani said:
Second army in the thirld world boys: equipment which is 50-60 years old,tanks which are 50-60 years old,and workers who are 50-60 years old.Don't forget about mobilized who will be 50-60 years old.
This promises to be entertaining,
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I wonder what a Javeline will do to those external fuel tanks on the T-62. Its bound to be interesting for sure.
 
You dumb eurokhohols! Idiots, russia has long history of celebrating war crimes! Values like "we don't destroy civilian lives for no reason" are deeply rusophobic. Here is tradition of disply - Luganda and Dobabwe soliders
celebrating shooting down MH17.
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Gayropa don't even have such rich tradition and values.
 
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