Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
I wondered too. Then I remembered that @formerfatcow had gotten deed info on the Family Land tm.

Betty Spires (who is in the comments) is Polissa's maternal grandmother. So Judy is Betty's sister. The aunt that is set to inherit the land with an uncle and Polissa's mother Robin is named Angela, but goes by her middle name Renee. So it is most likely Aunt Renee that would've offered the trailer.

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The only people I've ever met who bragged about all the stuff they think they're going to get when their family members die have been sleazy, lazy pieces of shit. I'm not at all shocked Polly is one of those people.

Similar entitled person I know, literally Polly's soul sister (morbidly obese, animal hoarding, abuse, destroyed a rental with filth and hid from landlord, refuses to work) makes me almost sure Polly is making giant assumptions in this situation. My specimin pulled this crap after grandma died, insisting the house would be hers. Well, grandma had a will and it was split between her kids... like any sane person would expect. Let's just say there was a funeral tantrum.

Will be fully expecting Polly's shocked victimhood if the handouts don't come from the internet OR family. Zero shame in these people.
 
If she does move into the trailer (which would be sheer lunacy) I expect in about a year she will be blaming her aunt for her living situation, the same way she blames Joh's evil twin for the loss of the previous rental and the church for her marriage.

"My rental wasn't perfect but it was ours. So many memories we made there. My bitch of an aunt tricked us into moving into this trailer, knowing it would be a money pit and not telling us. She knows I an not neuro typical and used it against me, knowing I would not know better. Oh woe. Why is the whole world against Polissa? Please send money to help me finish paying off this trash heap."
 
If she does move into the trailer (which would be sheer lunacy) I expect in about a year she will be blaming her aunt for her living situation, the same way she blames Joh's evil twin for the loss of the previous rental and the church for her marriage.

"My rental wasn't perfect but it was ours. So many memories we made there. My bitch of an aunt tricked us into moving into this trailer, knowing it would be a money pit and not telling us. She knows I an not neuro typical and used it against me, knowing I would not know better. Oh woe. Why is the whole world against Polissa? Please send money to help me finish paying off this trash heap."
Oof. I hadn't thought of the "post-realization that the casa is a shit hole" arc. Your idea sounds accurate. At least she knows that some things need to be done before she moves in; unfortunately for her, she only thinks it's the flooring and turning on the electricity.
 
She's more likely to freeze to death in that dump than in her current place. She's also more likely to lose cats to predators if she lets them outdoors, more likely to be overrun with bugs and rodents, more likely to both fall through the floor and get rained on through the ceiling and even less likely to be able to run multiple appliances.

Joh's also more likely to lose his job since they don't have a car now and would be farther away. This could be fun, fellow incels!
 
If she does move into the trailer (which would be sheer lunacy) I expect in about a year she will be blaming her aunt for her living situation, the same way she blames Joh's evil twin for the loss of the previous rental and the church for her marriage.

"My rental wasn't perfect but it was ours. So many memories we made there. My bitch of an aunt tricked us into moving into this trailer, knowing it would be a money pit and not telling us. She knows I an not neuro typical and used it against me, knowing I would not know better. Oh woe. Why is the whole world against Polissa? Please send money to help me finish paying off this trash heap."

Don't forget her blaming us and Twitter itself for "shadow banning" her (Twitter is playing a role, but not in the way or extent she thinks), or blaming the state of Alabama for "forcing" her to get a hysterectomy right before she got the very procedure she wanted. Or, perhaps most hilariously, blaming Trump himself for stopping her tugboat for three months in 2018. She cannot take any responsibility or make any self reflection. It's one of the things that makes her such a great cow. I'd be miserable being around her 24/7, but reading it on Twitter is pretty funny. The fact that I can see her ranting almost verbatim what you typed as a joke is hella damning.

Especially this winter. It has been an unusually cool fall for the south, which usually means its going to be a colder than normal winter.
She's been so terrified of the upcoming colder than usual winter that you'd think that at least taking care of her ceiling hole would be higher priority. At least give it a temporary cover and make sure she has blankets and warm food. Maybe even beg for a cheap space heater.

But nope, she not only bought shitty box hair dye but she also is posting more of her Faire costume that she's so excited to wear in 10 days!

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You have a goddamned hole in your ceiling.
 
Don't forget her blaming us and Twitter itself for "shadow banning" her (Twitter is playing a role, but not in the way or extent she thinks), or blaming the state of Alabama for "forcing" her to get a hysterectomy right before she got the very procedure she wanted. Or, perhaps most hilariously, blaming Trump himself for stopping her tugboat for three months in 2018. She cannot take any responsibility or make any self reflection. It's one of the things that makes her such a great cow. I'd be miserable being around her 24/7, but reading it on Twitter is pretty funny. The fact that I can see her ranting almost verbatim what you typed as a joke is hella damning.


She's been so terrified of the upcoming colder than usual winter that you'd think that at least taking care of her ceiling hole would be higher priority. At least give it a temporary cover and make sure she has blankets and warm food. Maybe even beg for a cheap space heater.

But nope, she not only bought shitty box hair dye but she also is posting more of her Faire costume that she's so excited to wear in 10 days!

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You have a goddamned hole in your ceiling.
I am honestly excited to see this garbage fire of a costume. I'm glad she's focusing on what's most important in life, so we get that sweet, sweet freezing to death arc.
 
I am honestly excited to see this garbage fire of a costume. I'm glad she's focusing on what's most important in life, so we get that sweet, sweet freezing to death arc.

God, same though. If her plaiting a couple of bits of twine is what passes for 'belt-making' then the whole ensemble is gonna be chef kiss for sure...
 
There are certainly worse things than a shed. You start with a shed, line it with insulation, put sheets of gyprock up, install a ceiling, lay some boards, and voila, it's almost a proper house. You don't even have to do all this before you move in, you can just lay some carpets over the concrete while you build up the scratch and do the upgrades one at a time. Or, my country, some people even recycle shipping containers. Start with one and gradually buy more and connect them until they've reached the preferred dwelling size.

That said, all of these require money down. And you get what you pay for. You want to turn a shed into a house, you need a well built shed, made with sound materials on a professional concrete slab. Buying a cheaply made shed means that it'll be too flimsy to modify, and trying to add interior walls will just make the thing collapse on you.

As for thinking that Polissa's family cares for her... would you honestly try to palm off that rotting shack to someone you genuinely loved? Her mother cares for her, and her grandmother, but her aunt absolutely does not. The whole situation just comes off as an attempt to either rip her off, or just distract her and get her to stop whining for a while.



I've seen sheds made with bathrooms installed inside. It's a custom build. Also, electricity.
People in my area just move old shitty campers onto family or friends property for years and bunker in illegally.

What is it about empty homes that go downhill fast? Trailers are good for it but even houses fall apart fast once they are left a
is pauperlissa with her many pre-existing health conditions even aware of the potential hazards that the decrepit tub trumpet terrace holds? i genuinely believe she envisions sending in her Helpful Male Workers with a box of stick-on floor tiles and expects a comfortable, warm house within a couple of days; she's never shown any other knowledge of home renovation to show otherwise. a legionnaire's disease arc would be entertaining. a couple of legionella-infected droplets driftings up her nose whilst she merrily dips her trotters into the trumpet tub could land her sick as her dog on her ass for weeks, or just straight up kill her. it's even worse for smokers and the (allegedy) chronically ill!

Reading those Facebook comments from Joh is like 😳😳😳. He is so aggressive. Part of me wonders if polissa starts shit and then forces him to white knight for her. Would probably make him 2x as angry
He's just extremely low-intelligence. Stupid people have no way to argue without cussing and acting like a caveman.
 
Similar entitled person I know, literally Polly's soul sister (morbidly obese, animal hoarding, abuse, destroyed a rental with filth and hid from landlord, refuses to work) makes me almost sure Polly is making giant assumptions in this situation. My specimin pulled this crap after grandma died, insisting the house would be hers. Well, grandma had a will and it was split between her kids... like any sane person would expect. Let's just say there was a funeral tantrum.

Will be fully expecting Polly's shocked victimhood if the handouts don't come from the internet OR family. Zero shame in these people.
I too know someone with that exact same list of adjectives except the modest but nice house was built for them in the late 90's, currently is filthy and dilapidated and is now in foreclosure for the 3rd time even after a couple of loan modifications and a monthly payment of only $666.39. I am also party to the wealthy relative's will that states "[lazy hoarder] and her descendents shall be deemed to have have predeceased me for all purposes."

That is the polite, legal way of saying "you're dead to me".
 
I too know someone with that exact same list of adjectives except the modest but nice house was built for them in the late 90's, currently is filthy and dilapidated and is now in foreclosure for the 3rd time even after a couple of loan modifications and a monthly payment of only $666.39. I am also party to the wealthy relative's will that states "[lazy hoarder] and her descendents shall be deemed to have have predeceased me for all purposes."

That is the polite, legal way of saying "you're dead to me".
I fucking WISH that's all I paid. I am stuck renting.
 
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The bill summary, from the official US National Congress website

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Supplements, especially dietary ones, are very shaky ground in terms of regulation, and this appears to want to tighten regulations by requiring manufacturer regulation with the FDA. I'm failing to see how this is an attack on Indians but I'm also not really in a mood to analyze atm. Maybe there'd be an exception like how Natives are legally exempt from laws forbiding use of peyote and ayahuasca to get high because it's "culturally important?" Though my first thought was "lol Polly is trying to larp as Cherokee Princess again."

Speaking of which, our Cherokee Princess that is so disabled that she cannot work or clean house is working on some sort of costume for Dobby. I do not know if it's for the Faire or Halloween. Probably for the Faire considering that Polissa likes to take Dobby out in public because "muh emotional support animal."

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Supplements, especially dietary ones, are very shaky ground in terms of regulation, and this appears to want to tighten regulations by requiring manufacturer regulation with the FDA. I'm failing to see how this is an attack on Indians but I'm also not really in a mood to analyze atm. Maybe there'd be an exception like how Natives are legally exempt from laws forbiding use of peyote and ayahuasca to get high because it's "culturally important?" Though my first thought was "lol Polly is trying to larp as Cherokee Princess again."

Speaking of which, our Cherokee Princess that is so disabled that she cannot work or clean house is working on some sort of costume for Dobby. I do not know if it's for the Faire or Halloween. Probably for the Faire considering that Polissa likes to take Dobby out in public because "muh emotional support animal."

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Does she have a wheelchair? Because if memory serves she's supposed to find walking very painful as she is dIsABleD. How is she going to go walking from tent to tent and exhibit to exhibit?
 
Does she have a wheelchair? Because if memory serves she's supposed to find walking very painful as she is dIsABleD. How is she going to go walking from tent to tent and exhibit to exhibit?
I got my KF start from the munchie thread, and this is very, very common. They spend all their time faking illnesses to avoid adult responsibilities, but when they want to do something (like drag their fake service dogs to Disney), their symptoms magically abate.

I'll predict that she'll do whatever she wants at the Ren Faire then claim she "overdid it" and will spend the next 3 months in bed, "recovering".
 
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Does she have a wheelchair? Because if memory serves she's supposed to find walking very painful as she is dIsABleD. How is she going to go walking from tent to tent and exhibit to exhibit?

I got my KF start from the munchie thread, and this is very, very common. They spend all their time faking illnesses to avoid adult responsibilities, but when they want to do something (like drag their fake service dogs to Disney), their symptoms magically abate.

I'll predict that she'll do whatever she wants at the Ren Fair then claim she "overdid it" and will spend the next 3 months in bed, "recovering".

As far as I'm aware, she does not have a wheelchair. Though she's showed that she recently purchased a walking stick for a cane. Walker or wheelchair is next step up.

Considering how she milked her bedbound inducing hysterectomy recovery pain (that magically went away after she was offered ribs at a friend's house), I can absolutely see her doing this with the Ren Faire. "I can't work or fix the trailer because I did too much at the Faire! Can you please make my trailer a home?"
 
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