Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[MilkThePig]

I don’t understand why Pat has done nothing with the data he has on people like Dan and Boomia. My understanding is that they have been completely open about who they are, where they live, etc. If they were guilty of criminal offenses, wouldn’t they at least have heard from cops by now? Instead they each directly contacted MKE police and were told there is no “investigation” into them or anyone.

Don't forget this complete retard couldn't even successfully take out a restraining order against a guy who literally text him his driving license while driving across multiple states to taunt him from his favorite watering hole. It seems the judge that day didn't get the memo that Patrick decides how the law works.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Pretty much that. He had absolutely no real legal foundation to demand the information he was demanding and in a rare example of legal incompetence, not even his lolyers could magic up some bullshit for it. He was literally demanding things he had no remotely justifiable reason to demand.

He probably had a malpractice case against his lolyers who didn't tell him this.

The specific reason for the damages award was simply that he lost a discovery dispute, though. That's just automatic. If his lawyers didn't tell him that was the inevitable result of losing a discovery dispute he couldn't possibly have won, they were incompetent.

I wonder what would have actually happened if he had unmasked 60 john does. Things would probably be exactly the same but maybe the forum is now owned by staqi and this thread's op is lovercake. unless one of his aTalkers was in WI i can't imagine pat putting in the legwork to do anything

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy has an article on cracked:

The Wisconsin Man Who’s Been Swatted Six Times for Saying Norm Macdonald Isn’t Funny

Comedy fandom takes an ugly turn.

www.cracked.com

Blazing Saddles Doesn’t Age As Badly As You Think

archived 12 Oct 2022 18:25:53 UTC

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The journalist made the mistake of linking straight to a YouTube video that a pest put up. Said pest decides to change the thumbnail for the article:

 

[Maude Snew]

@Spunt i always thought lowtax drank himself to death, that actually sounds interesting enough to look into now.

He shot himself with his FN FiveSeven an hour after his last court hearing where he got turbofucked. Fragmaster posted this shortly after and confirmed:

Shitposting about Lowtax is still going on right over here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/richard-lowtax-kyanka.1222/

This is the announcement here I believe:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/richard-lowtax-kyanka.1222/post-10428949

Coming up on a year now. It seems appropriate that the story that's told about him after his death involves him getting pissed on.

 

[TollBoothWilly]

Pig isn't going to like that article. You can tell the guy who wrote it didn't know what to say. Its more about how norm is misunderstood as a comedian than it is about piggy. The closing line about Pat owing quasi money is pretty funny too. His stupid stubborn refusal to say that there is more to him getting trolled than just some insane fat-wa by lunatic norm fans makes it very hard to write about it in a way that would make any sense.

 

[Satan McAllister]

But if you deep fried the article and put a side of ranch dressing on it, Fatrick would like it.

Because he's quite fat.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Piggy has an article on cracked:

The Wisconsin Man Who’s Been Swatted Six Times for Saying Norm Macdonald Isn’t Funny

Comedy fandom takes an ugly turn.

www.cracked.com

Blazing Saddles Doesn’t Age As Badly As You Think

archived 12 Oct 2022 18:25:53 UTC

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I'm genuinely surprised he doesn't have his bluecheck yet. Maybe twitter hates him because you just know he was an absolute cunt to anyone he interacted with during his twitter troubles.

edit to say that this article is fucking hilarious and fatrick will HATE it. It doesn't even mention OnA or anything, it just makes him look like a big fat retard. If I didn't know who fat was before reading it, I would already dislike him by the end of the third line, which is his norm-isn't-funny tweet.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

Piggy has an article on cracked:

The Wisconsin Man Who’s Been Swatted Six Times for Saying Norm Macdonald Isn’t Funny

Comedy fandom takes an ugly turn.

www.cracked.com

Blazing Saddles Doesn’t Age As Badly As You Think

archived 12 Oct 2022 18:25:53 UTC

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The journalist made the mistake of linking straight to a YouTube video that a pest put up. Said pest decides to change the thumbnail for the article:

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Also, SpaceEdge says record == (soon to be) correcTed:



Better get that bluecheck approved before this article gets yoinked too.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

Is pfgforums undergoing a DDOS attack? The site is less accessible for me than Kiwi Farms was at its worst right now.

 

[Spunt]

How is Cracked still in business? I thought people stopped giving a fuck after they started attacking their own readers ("10 reasons why you're definitely racist and like Donald Trump you fucking scum, fuck you") and then fired all their writers when, shockingly, nobody wanted to read that. I assume these days the articles are written by bots for SEO manipulation or something.

 

[skol]

Patrick is a Pinocchio spin-off.

Every time he lies or throws a bitchfit at someone online he gains a few pounds.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Is pfgforums undergoing a DDOS attack? The site is less accessible for me than Kiwi Farms was at its worst right now.

I’ve been wondering the same thing. During the last round of DDoS, jersh said something about then going after the “frontend” of the site. I wonder if that means something related to xenforo? Both sites use it.

Either that, or the trannies have added the other forum to their list of targets. Or the site just sucks lol.

 

[Broadside]

Piggy has an article on cracked:

The Wisconsin Man Who’s Been Swatted Six Times for Saying Norm Macdonald Isn’t Funny

Comedy fandom takes an ugly turn.

www.cracked.com

Blazing Saddles Doesn’t Age As Badly As You Think

archived 12 Oct 2022 18:25:53 UTC

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The journalist made the mistake of linking straight to a YouTube video that a pest put up. Said pest decides to change the thumbnail for the article:

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If Patrick can't see that these journalists are laughing at him and writing subtly mocking articles having read up all the hilarious details of this drama, he's beyond help.

 

[Uncle Buck]

…he's beyond help.

Si. Er- correcto.

 

[Dean Pentel]

He shot himself with his FN FiveSeven an hour after his last court hearing where he got turbofucked. Fragmaster posted this shortly after and confirmed:

An FN FiveSeven? A fucking troll right to the end, I see.

Still died a far leaner, more successful, much more likable guy (that actually followed through and shot someone) than Patrick will ever be.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

I’ve been wondering the same thing. During the last round of DDoS, jersh said something about then going after the “frontend” of the site. I wonder if that means something related to xenforo? Both sites use it.

Either that, or the trannies have added the other forum to their list of targets. Or the site just sucks lol.

Maybe his rent -a-swat threw in a free rent-a-ddos for being a good frequent customer

 

[joebobmurphy]

Piggy has an article on cracked:

The Wisconsin Man Who’s Been Swatted Six Times for Saying Norm Macdonald Isn’t Funny

Comedy fandom takes an ugly turn.

www.cracked.com

Blazing Saddles Doesn’t Age As Badly As You Think

archived 12 Oct 2022 18:25:53 UTC

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The journalist made the mistake of linking straight to a YouTube video that a pest put up. Said pest decides to change the thumbnail for the article:

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Oh lordy, Cracked.com. Blast from the past. I remember years ago when I visited them everyday. They had some funny motherfuckers back then: Seanbaby, Michael Swaim, Adam Tod Brown. Then they started posting articles with male feminist shit sprinkled in. At first it could be ignored, but then they published an article "written" by Zoe Quinn and I knew it was over.

I checked out this article to see what was written. Typical cracked, leaving out a shit-load of facts. It went straight from Norm MacDonald to swatting. No mention of childing people, rape threats, bullshit subpoenas, or bigger bullshit lawsuits. Years ago they wrote a similar article about how shit gamers were and mentioned the Alison Rapp incident. They never mentioned her by name, instead saying how gamers "dug into her personal life and got her fired from nintendo." Of course they never mentioned that what was found included an essay on how child porn should be legal and her being a literal whore. Never change, cracked. Don't you ever let the CHUDs convince you to let facts ruin a good story.

 

[Satan McAllister]

And the article failed to mention that Patrick has a very high BMI.

 

[W00K #17]

"A judge ruled that “John Doe,” the owner of an online forum where much of the harassment originates, could remain anonymous. And Tomlinson had to pay John Doe’s legal fees."

This is the best fatrick article the journos have ever written.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

Piggy has an article on cracked:

The Wisconsin Man Who’s Been Swatted Six Times for Saying Norm Macdonald Isn’t Funny

Comedy fandom takes an ugly turn.

www.cracked.com

Blazing Saddles Doesn’t Age As Badly As You Think

archived 12 Oct 2022 18:25:53 UTC

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The journalist made the mistake of linking straight to a YouTube video that a pest put up. Said pest decides to change the thumbnail for the article:

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Those thumbnails/titles lmfao. Our forum is still hilarious