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Besides the obvious Designated Shitting & goblin stout pig like appearance? Share disgusting Poonigger stories
What makes Indians so reviled and repulsive?
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It's cool dude, your unpaid infiltration of this site is over. There's several people monitoring your posts to remind everyone you are a smelly Indian doing damage control when you go to other threads. Let's move back to more Indian stories to make him seethe.
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i literally can invite an alt if I were to carry out a CoVeRt eSpiONage, faggot
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Fuck this brown infiltration nigger here's another programming story explained so that everyone can get it, to bring us back to normalcy.
I was at some company remotely where they were using this bullshit called planning poker. In planning poker you secretly vote how much time you think a ticket or work item will take. It's only used by dipshit project managers who lied their way into the job and don't know software. Real project managers just assign a number and they are right most of the time. A ticket comes up that says, some part of the system is hard-coded with some employee's e-mail, and that employee is no longer with the company, so all we have to do is change it to another name. So if you've ever used notepad or microsoft office, you know this is literally a 5 second "find and replace job". I put my vote in for 0.5 hours, which is the lowest you can vote. The Indians take their time with this one (as they are most likely using some off-site chat like WhatsApp as they all do to collectively make the worst decision) and after 20 seconds of silence, the card system flips them all over automatically as they have all voted. All of the Indians voted it an 80 hour ticket, or two weeks of work, which is the maximum amount of time. I literally burst out laughing. The dipshit project manager puts on her full Karen mode and tells me to change my ticket to be a good little NPC so we don't have to talk about it. I tell her to take a hike and that there is no way this is an 80 hour ticket and they are trying to take advantage of the company. She tries to "call my bluff" and have me explain how I am right, and I do her one better: I literally share my screen and open the code and do a find and replace in all files right then and there and show her it took me fuck all of 15 seconds to do it. Karen gives us a 20 minute full NPC spiel about blah blah blah working together as a team and what's important is not getting things done but kissing her ass and giving her her job security blah blah blah. I say sure go ahead but I'm not changing my vote, and do you want me to submit the code so this ticket is done now? No, of course not, because this isn't about software it's about going through her to get everything done. 3 days later I get a message from a non-programmer boomer higher up. Karen here tried to go to him to get me fired over this and it hilariously blew up in her face, because this ticket was so brain-dead simple that even this boomer here knew all the Indians were full of dog shit saying it would take 2 weeks to do that. All of the Indians but one are fired and Karen is re-assigned to another team of different Indians. Months go by and my code change is never looked at, and there's tons of company chat about how that employee in the ticket isn't here anymore. It takes them that long but all they do is get someone in IT to just do a redirect to the new employee that handles that. Indians are completely aware of all systems that exist to try to curtail their bullshit and they all get together off of company chat to try to game the system. They do it for Agile too, which essentially boils down to 1 big meeting per 2 weeks, they try to start a huge fight 30 seconds before it's their turn to go over their non-progress over the last 2 weeks. They literally do nothing except learn how the system works so they can try to game it.
I was at some company remotely where they were using this bullshit called planning poker. In planning poker you secretly vote how much time you think a ticket or work item will take. It's only used by dipshit project managers who lied their way into the job and don't know software. Real project managers just assign a number and they are right most of the time. A ticket comes up that says, some part of the system is hard-coded with some employee's e-mail, and that employee is no longer with the company, so all we have to do is change it to another name. So if you've ever used notepad or microsoft office, you know this is literally a 5 second "find and replace job". I put my vote in for 0.5 hours, which is the lowest you can vote. The Indians take their time with this one (as they are most likely using some off-site chat like WhatsApp as they all do to collectively make the worst decision) and after 20 seconds of silence, the card system flips them all over automatically as they have all voted. All of the Indians voted it an 80 hour ticket, or two weeks of work, which is the maximum amount of time. I literally burst out laughing. The dipshit project manager puts on her full Karen mode and tells me to change my ticket to be a good little NPC so we don't have to talk about it. I tell her to take a hike and that there is no way this is an 80 hour ticket and they are trying to take advantage of the company. She tries to "call my bluff" and have me explain how I am right, and I do her one better: I literally share my screen and open the code and do a find and replace in all files right then and there and show her it took me fuck all of 15 seconds to do it. Karen gives us a 20 minute full NPC spiel about blah blah blah working together as a team and what's important is not getting things done but kissing her ass and giving her her job security blah blah blah. I say sure go ahead but I'm not changing my vote, and do you want me to submit the code so this ticket is done now? No, of course not, because this isn't about software it's about going through her to get everything done. 3 days later I get a message from a non-programmer boomer higher up. Karen here tried to go to him to get me fired over this and it hilariously blew up in her face, because this ticket was so brain-dead simple that even this boomer here knew all the Indians were full of dog shit saying it would take 2 weeks to do that. All of the Indians but one are fired and Karen is re-assigned to another team of different Indians. Months go by and my code change is never looked at, and there's tons of company chat about how that employee in the ticket isn't here anymore. It takes them that long but all they do is get someone in IT to just do a redirect to the new employee that handles that. Indians are completely aware of all systems that exist to try to curtail their bullshit and they all get together off of company chat to try to game the system. They do it for Agile too, which essentially boils down to 1 big meeting per 2 weeks, they try to start a huge fight 30 seconds before it's their turn to go over their non-progress over the last 2 weeks. They literally do nothing except learn how the system works so they can try to game it.
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Imagine preemptively getting all your alts banned for announcing you plan to make socks through referrals. India truly is a superpower lmfao, you already have too many eyes on you to get away with that not to mention Null who YOU flagged this thread to, over a NYT photojournalism site in an attempt to have your shame erased. Keep acting like a cow and we’ll make beef tikka masala out of you.
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The course of this thread has been absolutely fucking wild from an observers view.
This quote is the result of natural selection not being able to take place. Although what do you expect from a country with 1+ billion people
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These are the 4 billion iq moves that only a poojete can do. 2020 super power indeedImagine preemptively getting all your alts banned for announcing you plan to make socks through referrals. India truly is a superpower lmfao, you already have too many eyes on you to get away with that not to mention Null who YOU flagged this thread to, over a NYT photojournalism site in an attempt to have your shame erased. Keep acting like a cow and we’ll make beef tikka masala out of you.
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This thread makes me so happy I made a career change early on. Instead of dealing with poonigger pajeets, I only had to deal with wigger and nigger retards. There aren't any poonigs where I am right now, either. Thanks be to Brahma for keeping his curry creatures away. Most of the Indians I interacted with were competent, and most of them (save for one) were 2nd-gen. The closest thing I have to a story is that I heard about some pajeet grad student try to hammer in a screw during setup for a lab test.
I wish there was a way to reliably filter the jeets, though. The one immigrant dude I met in college was super westernized and well put together. The only thing that gave him away as an immigrant jeet was his accent.
I wish there was a way to reliably filter the jeets, though. The one immigrant dude I met in college was super westernized and well put together. The only thing that gave him away as an immigrant jeet was his accent.
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POV: you're the pot of curry about to receive its final (and main) ingredient
You went from posting shit on the streets of Delhi to posting shit on a shitposting thread about India. You're not a shitposter, Manmeet/Vikram/Rajesh, you are a post shitter. You have come full circle, well done!
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wtf why did i make an India containment, there already is one here.
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The real reason India hasn’t been completely depopulated due to the turbo global pandemic that would have totally killed everyone is because it’s so disease-ridden already that nobody really noticed.
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I've worked in IT for 25 years. OP is 90% right about FOB Indians. The ones that are second generation or came here and ran through college are as american as you and I and utterly dispise the FOB's as lazy degenerate liars.
I had to troubleshoot a laser printer once as it was constnatly jamming in a Major Telecom Office. The whole floor is Raja's and Sandeep's (i had a whole drawer full of name plates which I rolled out on the floor on my last day, I digress) who bobble head their way through shit code and copy/paste everything regardless of usefullness (10k library file goes to 100mb cause shit code). I wander over the printer and see the error light on it again. I check it, clear a paper jam, make a note to order a Maintenance kit for it to replace the rollers and such, and say "I wonder what was printing" and hit the "CONTINUE JOB" button. Sure as shit hundreds of pages of "Marry My Sister/Daughter" comes shooting out with some street shitter having hit the "PRINT ALL PAGES" button on his marriage site now that he's making 500 rupees a day or something (the contract company paid them in rupees not in $$$ but gave them housing and food) and the nonsense that I saw was staggering. The Fathers/Brothers who were literally whoring their female family members into servittude and branding them like they were prize cattle was laughable. I took the whole stack and showed my team what I was looking at finding the choice ones who had degrees, were able to cook, and came from the Upper Caste. No pictures of the women but it didn't matter these guys would take anything just to have a woman to treat like eternal garbage even through they were probably 10x better than them.
Oh and Anne if you are out there, thanks for showing me that shaking your head back and forth does not mean "No, fuck no" it means "I'm agreeing with you" in Indian Lingo.
Silver topped desserts are the bomb and i will fight anyone who says otherwise.
I had to troubleshoot a laser printer once as it was constnatly jamming in a Major Telecom Office. The whole floor is Raja's and Sandeep's (i had a whole drawer full of name plates which I rolled out on the floor on my last day, I digress) who bobble head their way through shit code and copy/paste everything regardless of usefullness (10k library file goes to 100mb cause shit code). I wander over the printer and see the error light on it again. I check it, clear a paper jam, make a note to order a Maintenance kit for it to replace the rollers and such, and say "I wonder what was printing" and hit the "CONTINUE JOB" button. Sure as shit hundreds of pages of "Marry My Sister/Daughter" comes shooting out with some street shitter having hit the "PRINT ALL PAGES" button on his marriage site now that he's making 500 rupees a day or something (the contract company paid them in rupees not in $$$ but gave them housing and food) and the nonsense that I saw was staggering. The Fathers/Brothers who were literally whoring their female family members into servittude and branding them like they were prize cattle was laughable. I took the whole stack and showed my team what I was looking at finding the choice ones who had degrees, were able to cook, and came from the Upper Caste. No pictures of the women but it didn't matter these guys would take anything just to have a woman to treat like eternal garbage even through they were probably 10x better than them.
Oh and Anne if you are out there, thanks for showing me that shaking your head back and forth does not mean "No, fuck no" it means "I'm agreeing with you" in Indian Lingo.
Silver topped desserts are the bomb and i will fight anyone who says otherwise.
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You know a thread is a banger when it blossoms otherwise unnoticed onsite lolcows like @theshitposter
Maybe that’s why Indians like kiwifarms, cows are sacred to them so maybe they think lolcows are divine.
Maybe that’s why Indians like kiwifarms, cows are sacred to them so maybe they think lolcows are divine.
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accept it peggy. you visit this site just to tag me and it ruins your day when i don't reply
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I just wish you were funnier, but I guess comedy dies in the shit covered streets of India, instead you’re just a cringe stereotype of a disgusting and delusionally proud Indian having a shitfit over the shame your people bring on each other, and flinging feces at everyone who laughs at you proves you people are fucking subhuman monkeys. No one’s gonna forget the impotent retarded tantrum you threw over a fucking Q&A thread, and you know it.
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He literally waits until there is a block of a few posts that don't have anything really big to do directly with India, or he waits until there is a new page. The reason for both of these is the same - he is waiting for new people to join the thread and that gives him the best chance of them, whilst scrolling down through everything, to not pick up on the fact that it is Indian damage control. He knows that people won't read the nuclear bomb horror stories that were dropped on the last 7 pages, and he can try to be like a used car salesman for India and tell them, don't read the car history just believe this one small lie at the end. This is actually what Indians do, everyone. Again - there is no government program, no private entity over there that is paying them for this, they do it for fucking free because they are living in that much of a shithole, and it has been this way for 200 years and nobody wants to ever be the ones to get off their shit covered asses to try to change it. They come over here and try to do the same in America and make it shit too, or they do it remotely and try to shit up companies. This is why America is racist - we don't give a fuck about you being brown, we've just learned to associate it with you making your own country fail miserably bad. Don't come over here and refuse to shower and refuse to speak real english and gatekeep and blackbox and inject shitty company politics into every company you work for as all the whites have to deal with the fallout and picking up the pieces after your ass gets fired then shout AMERICA HAS SYSTEMIC ANTI INDIAN RACISM!
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lol everyone is just jealous of Indians because they are full-blooded Aryans. They will make up horror stories about them out of envy.
Busted, all you alt-right racist nazis.
Busted, all you alt-right racist nazis.
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As a misandrist, my issue with Indian men is that they’re way too misogynistic and chauvinistic for them to be the literal least masculine group of men next to asians. They really don’t do anything cool, they smell bad, they have the least amount of Chads per capita compared to every other race of men, and they have a stinky poopoo culture. An Indian man is ugly, short, and effeminate while also having the nerve to think he’s special for the sheer fact that he’s a man. Also they’re just stinky and bad at tech support.
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I lived in China for years in multiple cities in both north and south, went to HK and Macau regularly, lived in hutongs and industrial districts and visited a bunch of random places and never saw street shitting once. The closest was infants being held squatting by the legs over trash cans a couple of times. Thread's been fed bullshit.