Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

i just hope that whoever he picks a fight with is equally, if not more, mentally disturbed
this isnt a moral crusade theres no need for a hero to "put him in his place"
this is a circus and personally i wanna see the clowne duke it out

I hope to fucking God he fights another wheelchair pretender. Shit would be so kino. They both charge in their wheelchairs like chariots, crash into each other and then begin grappling on the ground. It’ll be a dirty fight, with eye poking, hair pulling, biting, and groin hits all on the table. Eventually one stands up and starts choking the other, who then also gets up and they start strangling each other. A bewildered crowd gawks. They both awkwardly freeze as they realize they’re standing in front of everyone before collapsing to the ground. Then they quietly return to their wheelchairs and sulk away to tweet about the experience.

Truly a fight for the ages.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I hope to fucking God he fights another wheelchair pretender. Shit would be so kino. They both charge in their wheelchairs like chariots, crash into each other and then begin grappling on the ground. It’ll be a dirty fight, with eye poking, hair pulling, biting, and groin hits all on the table. Eventually one stands up and starts choking the other, who then also gets up and they start strangling each other. A bewildered crowd gawks. They both awkwardly freeze as they realize they’re standing in front of everyone before collapsing to the ground. Then they quietly return to their wheelchairs and sulk away to tweet about the experience.

Truly a fight for the ages.

 

[No Longer Interested]

View attachment 3717082
View attachment 3717085

Brett assaulted a furry’s father at a convention

https://twitter.com/tr00perr/status/1577638341918576648

https://archive.ph/pFI5L

Mod edit:
Video leading up to the above as found by @alpaca amhole which establishes Rioley is only angry because he was asked not to smoke in a non-smoking zone (which he has got into arguments over in the past, although it isn't clear if it is tobacco or marijuana cigarettes since he smokes both), instigated the fight (choosing to approach when the second party walked away to deescalate while others attempt to stop Rioley), and that it's him ("I pay taxes, my name is Ripley Storm").



View attachment 3718312

This is what we farm for.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Is Rioley crippled? My Hot Take!

On the one hand: not everyone who uses a wheelchair is paralyzed. Some people can walk or stand for short periods of time, but their leg muscles are incredibly weak, and they can't get very far without collapsing. There are different degrees of handicapped. So the fact that we've seen Rioley "Ravioli Ravioli Give Me the Formuoli" Storm stand and even walk in various recent pictures isn't necessarily proof they're pretending.

On the other hand: The shuffling they do in the video actually requires some good leg strength. Try it for yourself, it's actually harder than just walking. I'm not exactly sure what the science behind it is, maybe its more pressure on your legs because the weight of your body is pushing down in the opposite direction, or maybe its just because the leg muscles aren't naturally meant to do it. Rioley moved way faster in the video than I did when I tried it.

My conclusion: I think Rioley's legs work just fine, but their brain doesn't.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Is Rioley crippled? My Hot Take!

On the one hand: not everyone who uses a wheelchair is paralyzed. Some people can walk or stand for short periods of time, but their leg muscles are incredibly weak, and they can't get very far without collapsing. There are different degrees of handicapped. So the fact that we've seen Rioley "Ravioli Ravioli Give Me the Formuoli" Storm stand and even walk in various recent pictures isn't necessarily proof they're pretending.

On the other hand: The shuffling they do in the video actually requires some good leg strength. Try it for yourself, it's actually harder than just walking. I'm not exactly sure what the science behind it is, maybe its more pressure on your legs because the weight of your body is pushing down in the opposite direction, or maybe its just because the leg muscles aren't naturally meant to do it. Rioley moved way faster in the video than I did when I tried it.

My conclusion: I think Rioley's legs work just fine, but their brain doesn't.

Rioley uses the wheelchair since last year. He just poped up after having beaten cancer and started claiming to have "MS" now. Out of nothing -bang- he now has MS.
Most people read "MS" as multiple sclerosis but as far as I remember Rioley himself never said explicitly it himself. He just names it as "MS". I couldn't remember that there is any proof in this thread about Rioley really having MS (as there is no proof about him having cancer).

Given that Rioley has a thread on KF which usually goes hand in hand with having a history of being a serious liar and enough lies have been documented here: What do you think are the chances that he really really has multiple sclerosis?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Rioley uses the wheelchair since last year. He just poped up after having beaten cancer and started claiming to have "MS" now. Out of nothing -bang- he now has MS.
Most people read "MS" as multiple sclerosis but as far as I remember Rioley himself never said explicitly it himself. He just names it as "MS". I couldn't remember that there is any proof in this thread about Rioley really having MS (as there is no proof about him having cancer).

Given that Rioley has a thread on KF which usually goes hand in hand with having a history of being a serious liar and enough lies have been documented here: What do you think are the chances that he really really has multiple sclerosis?

I know someone IRL with MS. Was diagnosed with it more than a decade ago. They walk just fine. I know its different for different people, but I highly doubt that after a year of having no specific problems they'd suddenly be unable to walk.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I just want his disabled activism to go the same way as his womens activism: him talking about how people with actual spinal or muscular issues are opressive cunts who didn't work for their disability, and gloating about kicking the shit out of wheelchair people with his glorious trans-abled legs.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

"We late disabled people are the true niggers!"
*tries to run over a black kid who looked at him*

 

[Beautiful Gunt]

I know someone IRL with MS. Was diagnosed with it more than a decade ago. They walk just fine. I know its different for different people, but I highly doubt that after a year of having no specific problems they'd suddenly be unable to walk.

I don’t want to sit and sperg, but not being able to walk overnight can actually happen with MS. But…. Ravioli formuolie is a liar, everything he says is bull shit. I do not believe he has MS for one second. I believe he thinks he has found the perfect “poor me” disease. And that’s it, he’s just a pathetic weird and gangly man who needs attention.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I don’t want to sit and sperg, but not being able to walk overnight can actually happen with MS. But…. Ravioli formuolie is a liar, everything he says is bull shit. I do not believe he has MS for one second. I believe he thinks he has found the perfect “poor me” disease. And that’s it, he’s just a pathetic weird and gangly man who needs attention.

More people with MS are able to walk nowadays. There are a few extremely expensive drugs that can mitigate it.

If Rioley was smarter he’d grift to pay for said drugs, and then have more of an excuse for being able to walk.

We need to bring back asylums. I think just the threat of being institutionalized would curb much of this behavior. I re-read this post and the absurdity of it all hit me hard.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

We need to bring back asylums. I think just the threat of being institutionalized would curb much of this behavior. I re-read this post and the absurdity of it all hit me hard.

You think having state-mandated caretakers, meds, and their fellow degenerates inside sounds so bad for these lunatics?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I hope to fucking God he fights another wheelchair pretender. Shit would be so kino. They both charge in their wheelchairs like chariots, crash into each other and then begin grappling on the ground. It’ll be a dirty fight, with eye poking, hair pulling, biting, and groin hits all on the table. Eventually one stands up and starts choking the other, who then also gets up and they start strangling each other. A bewildered crowd gawks. They both awkwardly freeze as they realize they’re standing in front of everyone before collapsing to the ground. Then they quietly return to their wheelchairs and sulk away to tweet about the experience.

Truly a fight for the ages.

I hope he picks a fight with an actual paraplegic who spent his whole life knowing how to utilize his chair and body, let's us actually gouge the powerlevel of his bum shuffle against an expert

idk if i gotta give him credit for this... it may be like giving the problem child a gold star for figuring out how to hold a pen... but at least if the disability IS fake i gotta command him for coming up with something sorta obscure that still entails having leg mobility, and not going for the easy ''durr im literally paralyzed 4evah'' schtick that would end up biting him in the diaper later if he ever decides to do a lil jig in public like this

 

[Octopi]

You think having state-mandated caretakers, meds, and their fellow degenerates inside sounds so bad for these lunatics?

If the price to pay is no social media/attention whoring, it's too high.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I don’t want to sit and sperg, but not being able to walk overnight can actually happen with MS. But…. Ravioli formuolie is a liar, everything he says is bull shit. I do not believe he has MS for one second. I believe he thinks he has found the perfect “poor me” disease. And that’s it, he’s just a pathetic weird and gangly man who needs attention.

Oh yeah, there's different levels of severity and how hard it fucks you up can vary wildly. It's a bitch of a disease. But if he head MS so bad he couldn't walk, he damn sure wouldn't be able to pull his entire body with his legs at sonic speed. And falling out of his wheelchair wouldn't be shrugged off so easily.

I do believe Rioley experiences actual physical discomfort that makes it hard to walk, but it isn't crippling. I think its just the result of a sedentary lifestyle, bad diet and generally bad health habits. In that case, the last thing you'd wanna do is ride a wheelchair everywhere.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

why does he strap his legs together?

ETA : a long version of the chimp out was posted to Reddit and it shows him at the end of it lying on his back, skirt hiked up, diaper showing with his legs strapped together and this scene was very very amusing

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

why does he strap his legs together?

in actually paralized people, leg straps help keep the legs from flying all over the place in the wheelchair, since they can't control them

in ripley it's probably just to look more disabled, maybe to stop him from accidentally moving his legs and giving the grift away

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

why does he strap his legs together?

Paralysed people do it to stop their legs from splaying out and getting biffed by doorframes etc.
Why Rioley does it? Adds to his larp of course.

Edit: Ninja'd

 

[Smithfield Ham]

why does he strap his legs together?

ETA : a long version of the chimp out was posted to Reddit and it shows him at the end of it lying on his back, skirt hiked up, diaper showing with his legs strapped together and this scene was very very amusing

Usually that's worn by people who have bad muscle spasms and kick around a lot. I think its just more Munchhausen shit.

 

[AssignedEva]

Rioley wants a neo vagaga build around his balls and dicks and at this point I can't say what requires more balls to have to be this kind of batshit crazy: cutting everything you have off and turn it into a horrifying vagina LARP or build the horrifying vagina LARP around our stuff.

No, no, he wants the neovagina drilled into where his balls are and through the root of his dick (which ironically could cause complete impotence, rendering his dick-retention utterly pointless instead of the futa fantasy he's after).

 

[KiwiFuzz]

why does he strap his legs together?

ETA : a long version of the chimp out was posted to Reddit and it shows him at the end of it lying on his back, skirt hiked up, diaper showing with his legs strapped together and this scene was very very amusing

Link it you coward.