DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dona Morte]

Pay me for my creepy pedo game!

Also RIP @Stephen Hawking

Commence the jiggling!

 

[smug comporon]

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Pay me for my creepy pedo game!

Maybe you shouldn't have taken away the bubbles bitch.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Well, here's Phil being an entitled piece of shit for 4 minutes.
Btw, before this nonsense, he said that was one of "slowest streams in history" and was mad because "people tell him to play the game, saying that they will support it and that happens".


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He literally said yesterday "this is the lowest amount of contributions I have had in months" or something along those lines, he always says the same fucking thing, every single stream where he doesn't get around 100 dollars in one hour and change is the slowest stream in months.

Now he is talking about how getting demonetized is not a big deal, he doesn't really care and it's not a big deal, the ones who are really affected are the people who make 2 videos a week, doesn't this retard use the fact that certain games can't be monetized due to the music to go extra hard on the begging claiming he won't be able to pay his bills due to not getting 2 dollars of ad revenue per video or something along those lines?

 

[Huggler]

he always says the same fucking thing, every single stream where he doesn't get around 100 dollars in one hour and change is the slowest stream in months.

even when he gets a hundred plus at the very start from one cuck, god forbid the flow slows down or stops, the money has to keep coming in all times. He'll make sure to shame the rest for not tipping, like he's cool having 100 or 150, people have to keep giving.

Phil has become the beg machine, the real life terminator.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Disaster night stream

$38 in tips

Burnstein wants his autistic bubble blow

Derich overflows with autism




Even the game noticed something



GEE YOU THINK?

 

[marlintan]

Well, here's Phil being an entitled piece of shit for 4 minutes.
Btw, before this nonsense, he said that was one of "slowest streams in history" and was mad because "people tell him to play the game, saying that they will support it and that happens".


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this nigger said something i actually agree with, the government doesn't know how to get us through a cRIEEEEEES

 

[Elescondido]

So whats the theory on his retconning of the SF6 weekend?
Did the gin delete all his memories or is he grifting hoping to get the same amount of support when the game launches?

He did not only bitch those 3 days but for the last 2 he said he didnt like the game and it wasnt fun to play
And some of those werent him raging out like he usual , he was calm and it felt like he genuinly believed it


but nah, now he says the weekend was super fun and he cant wait for the game

 

[Free Jasper]

“People say a cat isn’t a family! Yes it is!!”

Right, because nobody calls the old spinsters ‘Cat Lady’ they call them ‘Family Lady’…..

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

So whats the theory on his retconning of the SF6 weekend?
Did the gin delete all his memories or is he grifting hoping to get the same amount of support when the game launches?

He did not only bitch those 3 days but for the last 2 he said he didnt like the game and it wasnt fun to play
And some of those werent him raging out like he usual , he was calm and it felt like he genuinly believed it


but nah, now he says the weekend was super fun and he cant wait for the game

Just like how Past Phil and Present Phil are two completely different people, so are TwiTTer Phil and Stream Phil. The former is a pahsitive legitimate-style gamer who always has a CHILL and FUN time playing video games and he loves all genres and kinds of them. The latter is an ultratoxic ghoul who hates 95% of games he has to play because they're not walking sims. Whenever Stream Phil doesn't get the expected tithe and/or the game doesn't let him win he lashes out at the game, the developers, his fans, da trollz or society in general.

 

[HorseSense]

So whats the theory on his retconning of the SF6 weekend?
Did the gin delete all his memories or is he grifting hoping to get the same amount of support when the game launches?

He did not only bitch those 3 days but for the last 2 he said he didnt like the game and it wasnt fun to play
And some of those werent him raging out like he usual , he was calm and it felt like he genuinly believed it


but nah, now he says the weekend was super fun and he cant wait for the game

I'll speak on the rage retcon. It goes like this:

1. DSP rages because he's 'supposed' to be winning to flex on the dents, FGC, and detractors.
2. DSP panics that, indeed, there will be no recreation of Super Turbo.
3. Depressed, DSP whines about drive impact and SF6 despite making good money playing it.
4. DSP seeks validation from Twitter. Finds prevailing thought is get good and give it some time.
5. In a drunken stupor, DSP insults FGC arcade cabinet dude. Gets rocked. Declares dude a 'kid' and nouveau-FGC.
6. Complains about the toxic FGC. Tries to reframe himself as an innocent old man. Retcons SF6 rage saying he's old and has slow reactions to match the 'innocent old man' narrative.
7. Seeks more validation from Twitter. Still finds the majority of the FGC is a 'get good' community. Cherrypicks from another dude who hates changing mechanics. Laments that OGs are not blindly respected.
8. Fills out the SF6 beta survey. Says he's being helpful. Alleges he understands why modern fighting game mechanics exist despite making numerous mistakes and omissions about fighting game mechanic additions.

TLDR: He's retconning the rage because he sees money in playing SF6 and to portray himself as a kindly OG retired FGC player who's set in his ways and doesn't deserve harsh criticism.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

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Pay me for my creepy pedo game!

Also RIP @Stephen Hawking
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Commence the jiggling!
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@Piece of Peace Look at what your hatred of cripples and science caused.

Code black isnt a joke

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I'll speak on the rage retcon. It goes like this:

1. DSP rages because he's 'supposed' to be winning to flex on the dents, FGC, and detractors.
2. DSP panics that, indeed, there will be no recreation of Super Turbo.
3. Depressed, DSP whines about drive impact and SF6 despite making good money playing it.
4. DSP seeks validation from Twitter. Finds prevailing thought is get good and give it some time.
5. In a drunken stupor, DSP insults FGC arcade cabinet dude. Gets rocked. Declares dude a 'kid' and nouveau-FGC.
6. Complains about the toxic FGC. Tries to reframe himself as an innocent old man. Retcons SF6 rage saying he's old and has slow reactions to match the 'innocent old man' narrative.
7. Seeks more validation from Twitter. Still finds the majority of the FGC is a 'get good' community. Cherrypicks from another dude who hates changing mechanics. Laments that OGs are not blindly respected.
8. Fills out the SF6 beta survey. Says he's being helpful. Alleges he understands why modern fighting game mechanics exist despite making numerous mistakes and omissions about fighting game mechanic additions.

TLDR: He's retconning the rage because he sees money in playing SF6 and to portray himself as a kindly OG retired FGC player who's set in his ways and doesn't deserve harsh criticism.

Well, at least he's not pulling from the "that was my depression" well again. I guess he saves that for when he can't worm his way out of things.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

even when he gets a hundred plus at the very start from one cuck, god forbid the flow slows down or stops, the money has to keep coming in all times. He'll make sure to shame the rest for not tipping, like he's cool having 100 or 150, people have to keep giving.

Phil has become the beg machine, the real life terminator.

I don’t understand why he tends to scold the audience for most of the money coming from one whale. The majority of whale streams are like that, and even Phil must be aware that there aren’t that many whales left.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Do you wheelchair dents not have any money??!?!? What do you mean you have to pay rent and buy food???? I'm the cult leader here so everything is mine! If I don't see you pledging to patreon, sending a tip, giving a sooper chat, sooper thanks and kissing my ass in the chat then you're a braindead idiot troll.

Now you guys know I need some help for my DAY OFF coming up soon so please support if you can, thanks in advance.

 

[Hate Army Watch]

I don’t understand why he tends to scold the audience for most of the money coming from one whale. The majority of whale streams are like that, and even Phil must be aware that there aren’t that many whales left.

He's more aware of it than we are. We can only guess, based on speech patterns, when one name disappears and another shows up, etc.

He can just see the name/email of the people tipping so he literally knows.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

He's more aware of it than we are. We can only guess, based on speech patterns, when one name disappears and another shows up, etc.

He can just see the name/email of the people tipping so he literally knows.

Unrelated but still a Phil question. Have you considered adding on-screen comments like Snort Burnell to your videos? I’ve been informed that the reason SuperHound isn’t able to shut down faggots like Doody is because Doody makes the videos “transformative” by talking.

 

[DZoomer]

I'll speak on the rage retcon. It goes like this:

1. DSP rages because he's 'supposed' to be winning to flex on the dents, FGC, and detractors.
2. DSP panics that, indeed, there will be no recreation of Super Turbo.
3. Depressed, DSP whines about drive impact and SF6 despite making good money playing it.
4. DSP seeks validation from Twitter. Finds prevailing thought is get good and give it some time.
5. In a drunken stupor, DSP insults FGC arcade cabinet dude. Gets rocked. Declares dude a 'kid' and nouveau-FGC.
6. Complains about the toxic FGC. Tries to reframe himself as an innocent old man. Retcons SF6 rage saying he's old and has slow reactions to match the 'innocent old man' narrative.
7. Seeks more validation from Twitter. Still finds the majority of the FGC is a 'get good' community. Cherrypicks from another dude who hates changing mechanics. Laments that OGs are not blindly respected.
8. Fills out the SF6 beta survey. Says he's being helpful. Alleges he understands why modern fighting game mechanics exist despite making numerous mistakes and omissions about fighting game mechanic additions.

TLDR: He's retconning the rage because he sees money in playing SF6 and to portray himself as a kindly OG retired FGC player who's set in his ways and doesn't deserve harsh criticism.

One of the scummiest things about Phil is how slimy he is with his lies.

He's always been a toxic asshole, but then he tries to act as if he's always been a nice chill guy and everyone is unjustly piling up on him whenever people insult him and call him out for being the toxic asshole that he is. Anyone with half a brain knows that that tweet was him trying to sneak diss the guy, but then he acts like a frail, kindly old man who is being insulted for nothing.

Frankly, I'd respect Phil more if he just owned up to being a POS. Embrace the toxicity, accept that you're a bitter old man with no friends and who depends on retarded people giving you money in order to survive, Phil.

Also, side note, I missed you guys. My life was much better without you, but still.

 

[Elbe]

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The most toxified search engine on the internet

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Last night - "I'll be honest I don't think there's a hardcore gaming seaon any more"

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[Corpun]

Does Phil know how to turn the water off in his house yet? I'm sure he could solve most of his problems temporarily with shitty appliances by turning the water off to them. Not that it helps because this tard would probably think the problem is solved and let mold grow in his condo. There is no way that house can be sold at it's face value if he is telling the truth about these water problems with all the water damage/mold risks he is listing off as if it isn't a big deal.

 

[Telemeter]

Does Phil know how to turn the water off in his house yet? I'm sure he could solve most of his problems temporarily with shitty appliances by turning the water off to them. Not that it helps because this tard would probably think the problem is solved and let mold grow in his condo. There is no way that house can be sold at it's face value if he is telling the truth about these water problems with all the water damage/mold risks he is listing off as if it isn't a big deal.

Listen here you fahken morahn, do you own a cahndo? Of course not. So stahp talkin about shit you know nothing about, all right? All right. * chuckling ack ack ack*