Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

Well not shit Sherlock, nobody deserves to be crazy



ehhh...



no need for scare quotes, they actually ARE specialists.
Remember, you are profoundly mentally ill - your evaluation
of their skills is subject to the cognitive distortions of your mental illness.
and relying on a cohort of people that you feel comfortable with b/c of your similarities to validate that evaluation is dangerous like how anorexics can group-reinforce their dysfunction.
Remember, "being trans" might be what a larger personality disorder has latched onto as an object of projection. Their questions that seem simplistic can be a way of having you go through self-reflection and examination of your assumptions about yourself and the creation of a self-destructive persona (QED)



Probably wise my dude. If social media can push you to self-termination, especially as a performative act (ie the video) then it's probably not a place you can tolerate. It may have an addictive effect for attention seeking tendencies that you could have (hence the performative nature of the attempt)

"the only option I have left is medical cannabis" is overly narrow thinking and may be reinforcing the problem - after all, you also recently decided self-termination was the only option

Here's a quick, simple check

Specialist : trying to keep you alive
You : trying to kill you

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Actually, the idea of a "refund" is interesting. I mean, they can do their barbaric surgery to turn your dick inside out to make a disgusting pseudo vag, and those same surgeons can skin a woman's arm or leg to make a pseudo dick out of that tissue. Has there ever been a case where a trans person has gotten GRS surgery, decided that their new life is terrible, and so they want to get the opposite surgery done? Like what would a surgeon even do in that scenario, where they've already fundamentally butchered that person's genitals?

The only thing they can do is pull an 82%.

 

[dick brain]

Scrimox, Nathorix, Natigska,

This nigga casting spells

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Glenn Greenwald went after Troon Lawyer pretty hard yesterday. Not sure if this has been posted.

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1580271888982773760

 

[Nuns with guns]

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14 pills and alcohol? Fucking pussy. There are suicide bridges in Bongland, use them. I’m sure you can find a knife or rope over there as well. Ibuprofen and other common pain pills exist. Chug em. This faggot gets it right at the start of this thread, they’re an attention seeker. I have zero sympathy for these absolute losers who will continuously suicide bait and when they actually do ‘attempt’, it’s the most harmless shit. About 132 people kill themselves in the US every day. These fuckers will likely never be one of them. How much of a sad sack of shit do you have to be to continuously try to get attention off of the deaths of others? If one of these faggots ever actually does the deed, then I’ll feel sympathy. But until then, I’m going to scorn them for taking advantage of the actual suicides.

This faggot is so lame. Text book attention whore. I knew worse cases in high school so just seeing him cry for the spotlight so fucking much makes me roll my eyes. Maybe he should try touching grass every now and then.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This faggot is so lame. Text book attention whore. I knew worse cases in high school so just seeing him cry for the spotlight so fucking much makes me roll my eyes. Maybe he should try touching grass every now and then.

I'm going to press X to doubt that someone in a mental hospital after attempting suicide is allowed to have a phone and Twitter.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

I used to be sympathetic, but tbh I don't blame anyone for telling suicide batters to just shut the fuck up and get on with it nowadays

That’s the paradox. Ones who delete with no note, was otherwise happy the day before gut me. It makes me want to know what could’ve been done to prevent this and forces me to reflect on my life and how I treat others.

However, those who loudly protest, bait, and even the ones who do the deed but leave behind word that it was someone else’s fault can eat another bullet.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Guys, I wanted to add a couple more screenshots of suspected SEO bots/sockpuppets to this post but I can't see an "edit" link at the bottom:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/keffal...dominatrix-sorrentithott.115295/post-13030266

Has the ability to edit been disabled on old posts? Can I perhaps briefly get the ability to edit my post back just to add the extra screenshots?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The attention-hungry faggot was already baiting suicide before we even knew who he was

Like every single person who's on the kiwi kill kount™

 

[Nuns with guns]

I'm going to press X to doubt that someone in a mental hospital after attempting suicide is allowed to have a phone and Twitter.

If Ingerland is anything reasonable, he would've been held in a mental ward and family contacted. In that case, there shouldn't be any phones or whatever in 1-2 weeks, but I knew people that were rejected from the looney bin during covid because hospitals were full.

My guess is he chugged Flintstones vitamins, slept it off, and then posted this for attention. Maaaaybe he did visit the doc, but they likely just told him to fuck off once they deemed it wasn't anything dangerous. But in that case, he would have to lie as to why he took the pills, which would raise concerns.

He's probably feasting on his new Kiwi popularity, though. If anything Keffals trannies like to be the spotlight here and then call oppression. Just ignore him and move on.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Guys, I wanted to add a couple more screenshots of suspected SEO bots/sockpuppets to this post but I can't see an "edit" link at the bottom:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/keffal...dominatrix-sorrentithott.115295/post-13030266

Has the ability to edit been disabled on old posts? Can I perhaps briefly get the ability to edit my post back just to add the extra screenshots?

Posts can be edited for a while after they've been made, but they get locked into what they are afterwards. You could ask a staff member to add it in for you either through Talk to Staff or reporting your own post with what you want to add.

 

[Windsock]

Has the ability to edit been disabled on old posts?

after 24 hrs the post is locked in for life , null made it that way so users cant just wipe out all everything in their history before they make their way out, it was a problem , shame really, i liked fixing up my old posts .

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Guys, I wanted to add a couple more screenshots of suspected SEO bots/sockpuppets to this post but I can't see an "edit" link at the bottom:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/keffal...dominatrix-sorrentithott.115295/post-13030266

Has the ability to edit been disabled on old posts? Can I perhaps briefly get the ability to edit my post back just to add the extra screenshots?

Just reply and add the new details; if it's a really important one (almost never will be) you can report and staff can merge. This is usually reserved for OP editing or "disregard I suck dicks for cocks" mistakes.

 

[grapeshark77]

I was wondering why Keffals bothered going to Twitchcon but those two articles make it clear - he scheduled the victory lap there. Two very low-rung reporters who wouldn't ask too many questions and write a press release. It's funny how much happened between when these articles were booked and when he actually landed in San Diego, the entire NBC one is built entirely on a false premise.

This is a good tweet, when 99 percent of the replies are negative it's not "secret Kiwifarmers" or whatever, the mainstream is done with Keffals.

 

[SNAFU]

Crossposting from the Tranny Sideshows thread. Those at the bottom of the food chain are starting to wake up to Lucas' grift:

Shouldn't have chose a champagne socialist as the representative of the trans community. They're barely seeing the damage keffals has done to their community

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Before any of you niggers capping shit for Keffals runs back to the fart queen trying to say Kiwis are trying to drive yet another tranny to kill themselves, go fuck yourselves.

Have any of them complained about Amazon selling suicide kits that have been successfully used by multiple teenage children?
https://archive.ph/xiLSs

 

[My Name is Mud]

Here he have a very interesting conundrum.

Regarding this "Natie Forsyth" person, let's imagine for a second that he is not just barking for attention and that he actually an heroes at some point. Well, in the eyes of the troon army, he'd just be another poor innocent victim of them evil Kiwis, of course (which they can exploit for their cause).

But consider the following:
Lucas Roberts and his closest DKF fanboys monitor these threads with religious-like zeal. Even if they didn't know this Forsyth tranny before, they definitely do now. Forsyth, the moment I'm typing this, is alive - in the hospital after a suicide attempt. Will Lucas come to his aid? Will he give him any attention? Will he use his connections and funds to save him from the certain death that will swiftly come from the evil Kiwi nazis? Will he even give him a pity shout-out to make him feel a little better?
Or will he wait till he's dead to use his corpse as a banner in his crusade against KF? Is Forsyth most useful to him alive, or dead?
And what about all the other troons that threaten suicide daily? Will Lucas try to help them in any way, or will he just wait till they are dead so he can use their names against whatever cause he's grifting for in the current moment? He certainly has a big following, media connections, yearly "six figures" - he is the
face of trans activism at the moment. So why isn't he helping all these 41%ers? Why is he waiting till they are dead to bring up their names?
He knows we now know who Forsyth is. The evil Farmers have targeted another troon, right? Isn't that, according to Lucas, some kind of entomologically evil scholastic terrorism or some shit? Shouldn't he, like, help this troon before it's too late?
Of course, if he does say anything about Forsyth and the Farms, Lucas admits the site is still alive anyways lol. That very much goes against his narrative.

Damn, what a paradox. Just some food for thought.

 

[Got Milk!]

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I fucking suck at this kind of stuff but this is great. A version with the picture where he had the tube on his back called "MANpad" might be fun if anyone feels like throwing it together.

Because fighting an autist on the internet is easier than fighting city hall. There's probably nothing he could get in a lawsuit against the police. Lawsuits are expensive, involved af, lengthy, and you might lose. Narcs hate losing.

Plus there are caps on "damages" by a police force or municipality. So it's not like he can get some grand sum out of it. Considering a lot would be going right back to the lawyers.

14 pills and alcohol? Fucking pussy. ... Ibuprofen and other common pain pills exist. Chug em.

Not necessarily directed at you but your comment made me want to clarify something for my American friends. Paracetamol is Acetaminophen which you know as Tylenol. So if the speculation it was Paracetamol is correct, he just took like 6 Tylenol extra strength. Oooo spooky stuff

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I'm going to press X to doubt that someone in a mental hospital after attempting suicide is allowed to have a phone and Twitter.

I know the hospital I went to took your phone away from you. The theory for taking them away is because they can interfere with the recovery process; which makes sense because when your in crisis you really need to touch grass, but that's the last thing you want to do because it's too much effort. Taking away your phone forces you to interact with other people in your ward and with therapists, because there's nothing else to do.

Other people itt have posted photos from what they claim is the hospital, and still other people have said they have/had access to a computer for a limited amount of time per day. So I'm guessing it varies depending on your region and maybe even by hospital.

 

[cyberdick]

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14 pills and alcohol? Fucking pussy. There are suicide bridges in Bongland, use them. I’m sure you can find a knife or rope over there as well. Ibuprofen and other common pain pills exist. Chug em. This faggot gets it right at the start of this thread, they’re an attention seeker. I have zero sympathy for these absolute losers who will continuously suicide bait and when they actually do ‘attempt’, it’s the most harmless shit. About 132 people kill themselves in the US every day. These fuckers will likely never be one of them. How much of a sad sack of shit do you have to be to continuously try to get attention off of the deaths of others? If one of these faggots ever actually does the deed, then I’ll feel sympathy. But until then, I’m going to scorn them for taking advantage of the actual suicides.

how are these mentally deranged people even allowed to access twitter? I thought they people/parents usually throw them in asylums after the first couple of suicide attempts or atleast control what they do