Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[dingusmcbingus]

I hate to be that guy but I have been away for like 2 weeks. Can I get a quick rundown on what I've missed? Like has anything happened or is it still homeostasis of e-begging for 6 million dollars to fix the crack trailer?

 

[Breadbear]

Make Jos push her in a chair ala Tami Slaton.

Ol' Noodly Arms would get pretty buff doing that.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

I hate to be that guy but I have been away for like 2 weeks. Can I get a quick rundown on what I've missed? Like has anything happened or is it still homeostasis of e-begging for 6 million dollars to fix the crack trailer?

Nothing super notable. She’s planning to go to a renaissance fair even though she has no money and is too disabled to move

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I hate to be that guy but I have been away for like 2 weeks. Can I get a quick rundown on what I've missed? Like has anything happened or is it still homeostasis of e-begging for 6 million dollars to fix the crack trailer?

Here's the only update you really need for ol' Pissa here.

 

[Broken Pussy]

The big reveal:



Shockingly, given her clear striving for authenticity, the dress is from Shein. Because nothing says “renaissance” quite like cheap mass-produced plastic garbage.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

The big reveal:

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(deep breath)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh fuck, that is gloriously bad. Those shoes are gonna be so fucked after 37 seconds of shuffling around in the dirt, the 'fan'(??? I think that's what that shit on the left-hand side of the picture) with the star is going to fall part in minutes, and what part of 'renaissance' says 'green glitter'?

I need a tissue. My eyes are leaking liquid laughter somethin' fierce.

 

[Simon]

The big reveal:

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Shockingly, given her clear striving for authenticity, the dress is from Shein. Because nothing says “renaissance” quite like cheap mass-produced plastic garbage.

She's going to look like a choir singer who's fallen in a bunch of bushes LMAO

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Most importantly tho, where did the money come from ?

 

[Ginger_beer]

I keep looking at that photo and finding new things to laugh at. The butterflies, the LotR necklace. Oh please, Polissa, grant us a photo where you're wearing the costume!

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

It looks like the summer clearance section at Hobby Lobby barfed on her bed.

 

[Snack Cracker]

‘‘Tis the season, she could have gone to Halloween City and done better than that.
It’s a low bar but most anything is better than that.

And the fabric is so thin and cheap it’s going to hug her every…..fold.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

You know, I haven't had the easiest of days. In fact it was downright shitty.
But oh my days that costume...that is pure comedy and has given me enough cackles to feel better.

Gawd bless the Farms and all the little Farmers.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

You fucking idiots, don't you see? Bottom I mean Josh is right! She's gonna look so much like Titania when she's at the fair!

Okay, but seriously. I desperately need to see this getup on her. It is fucking beautiful in its awfulness. I keep looking at this picture and every single time I see something new. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Bonus if she wears a face mask outside despite that even the CDC was like "nah you don't have to mask outside" as long as you're not at like a concert. She did do it with the Handmaid "costume." Do not fail me, Polly!

You know, I haven't had the easiest of days. In fact it was downright shitty.
But oh my days that costume...that is pure comedy and has given me enough cackles to feel better.

Gawd bless the Farms and all the little Farmers.

I almost rated this agree, because same, but I decided you deserved a feels more.

But yeah, after a long shitty day I went "hmm, wonder if Polly updated today..."

She did. And it was glorious. One more week!

 

[Gaz Norfman]

The big reveal:

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Shockingly, given her clear striving for authenticity, the dress is from Shein. Because nothing says “renaissance” quite like cheap mass-produced plastic garbage.

With this, the red hair, and generally being fat, she’s going to be giving solid Princess Fiona vibes.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

You know, I haven't had the easiest of days. In fact it was downright shitty.
But oh my days that costume...that is pure comedy and has given me enough cackles to feel better.

Gawd bless the Farms and all the little Farmers.

I'm glad that as befitting an honest farmer, in your case"

HELP CAME!

Seriously, hope your evening & the rest of the week/weekend, goes better.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

With this, the red hair, and generally being fat, she’s going to be giving solid Princess Fiona vibes.
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Oh my goodness, yes! I knew that dress reminded me of something! Even the shoes are a lot like Fiona's!

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I need a 'laughing my ass off so fucking much I'm about to asphyxiate from not being able to breathe' reaction here on the farms.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

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I may be poor in money but I am rich in Jimmy Dean Bowls and fetid trailers.
My body is fat, slow, and sick, but my mind is even sicker.
I am a grifter and want access to your bank account.

There Pissa, fixed it for you.

 

[Jeep1971]

Most importantly tho, where did the money come from ?

Some help came...