DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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EmpGulcasa said:
Do you think Phil is happy/content?
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No way in hell.
  1. He is stuck in a 24/7 incredibly paranoid state of mind over his trolls. Can you imagine what percentage of Phil's thoughts are just him worrying about detractors? That alone is seriously unhealthy and would be horrible to live with.
  2. He has to wake up every single day sick and hungover and dance like a clown for a bunch of people who relentlessly mock him and think he's a joke. He hates his paypigs and hates playing games yet this is his only viable way to pay his bills. There is no alternative to this. No retirement either and since Phil has no real savings he will be shucking and jiving for retarded people as a geriatric.
  3. Phil's only real happiness is a gacha pulls, junk food, getting tips and swilling gin. All of these things are temporary highs. None of it provides long-term satisfaction or happiness. Like a bump of cocaine the feeling of pleasure and contentment is fleeting. You build up a tolerance and have to use more and more to achieve that initial feeling of euphoria. I bet you Phil doesn't have 1/100th the fun playing Champions at this point that he had starting.
 
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Deathfromabove said:
I bet you Phil doesn't have 1/100th the fun playing Champions at this point that he had starting.
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I think I’ve talked about it before, but my favorite part is how used to actively shit on WWE Champions, going as far as calling it the worst of the mobile games he plays, but then he realized he could automatically win matches if he whales hard enough. He can no longer handle actual gameplay and THUS has to resort to giving a bunch of the tips to Scopely in order to keep his ego satisfied.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
  • Water damage in the master bedroom closet. Small (less than 5x5 area damaged) water marks in corner of closet. Leak in roof. Allegedly fixed famously at the same time he recorded the green screen footage in the garage
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This would be covered by the HOA. Did he grift for this?
 
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marlintan said:
shooting canadian geese with a paintball gun is pretty funny though?
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Only because canadian geese are assholes. On par with swans in that regard, except that there's more of them.
In terms of kahntent, I think DSP gets more attention because his kahntent is more varied[variety independent kahntent creator] but is less interesting as a human being overall.
LTG is a grade school bully who plays the same games and ragequits the same games ad nauseum. However, he's clearly far more unstable than DSP and as a result it's far more interesting to see his cognitive getting fractured on stream.
That being said, worst I ever saw Phil do was jack off on stream. LTG tells people to kill themselves, doxxes, strong-arms and generally tries to flex his E-cock on everything and everyone, only to fold once someone clearly stronger than him shows up, and has been doing so since the days of 09ers.
 
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So was watching PoP stream part where dsp says that it will be years before he can fix his bathroom. Also the notion that he thinks that he needs credit to fix his shit.

Excuse me. What?

If there's a water related problems in my home, I tackle that shit asap, i dont want mold or some weird shit in my home. You would think that dsp, the matuur adult would actually prioritize his home problems before anything else. His priorities as always, are fucked beyond belief. This motherfucker would neglect his home if it meant more money would enter his pocket. Imagine a timeline where he has a child:
"sorry son, i know you need diapers, but i need to play the hot new releases okay? i dont have a good credit. Please tip"

And to top shit off he dares to call it "a day of hell"

Kindly fuck off phil.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
You'd think if you didn't have background.

LTG is a genuine piece of shit (unlike Phil, who is an innocent lad) who abuses false DMCA to get people's addresses on YT if they talk about him, then doxes them in his stream chat, then deletes the VOD afterwards so he can't get tagged for it. If you were convinced it was an act you might think LTG wasn't such a bad guy, but if it's an act he's committed to it to the point that it may as well not be.

Here's a whole saga about LTG for anyone interested:
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This. There's a reason why Nicholai (popular LTG detractor) has to keep making new channels to highlight Dale's shitty behavior. Make no mistake folks, Dale is a petty bitch.
 
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00R-Gundam said:
So was watching PoP stream part where dsp says that it will be years before he can fix his bathroom. Also the notion that he thinks that he needs credit to fix his shit.

Excuse me. What?

If there's a water related problems in my home, I tackle that shit asap, i dont want mold or some weird shit in my home. You would think that dsp, the matuur adult would actually prioritize his home problems before anything else. His priorities as always, are fucked beyond belief. This motherfucker would neglect his home if it meant more money would enter his pocket. Imagine a timeline where he has a child:
"sorry son, i know you need diapers, but i need to play the hot new releases okay? i dont have a good credit. Please tip"

And to top shit off he dares to call it "a day of hell"

Kindly fuck off phil.
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Another scary part of that rant was his mindset that he wouldn't have any problems if he only had credit. Not a single mention about needing to pay back any money he would put on any credit card.
He seriously is the perfect sucker for some predatory credit card companies.
I wholeheartedly believe that he will go into debt as soon as he is able to get some loans again.
 
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DZoomer said:
I think Phil will never feel fulfilled in his life, because what would make him truly happy would be becoming hyper-rich, hyper-successful, and having a myriad of fans who actually love what he does. As some people here say, his idea of a redemption is everyone realizing that they're the bad guys and that Phil has always been awesome. That will never happen, so I don't think that he'll ever be happy.

Content, though? Well, on one hand he does drink himself to sleep frequently, and he's clearly very unsatisfied with the fact that he'll never stop being seen as a joke. But he's been through enough shit to realize that his fans are too retarded to abandon him, and that they'll always be there to save him from himself.

So at the end of the day, I think that he understands that things could be much worse than they are, and in that sense he probably is content. He gets to pretend that he is a mature, married adult with a job, He gets to play WWE Champions. He gets to eat takeout almost every single day of the week. Could be much worse.
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content is a very low bar to clear, I'm content with a dented head. Happy? certainly not, I like shitting on folks that project happiness, I learned it from PPB
 
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00R-Gundam said:
So was watching PoP stream part where dsp says that it will be years before he can fix his bathroom. Also the notion that he thinks that he needs credit to fix his shit.

Excuse me. What?

If there's a water related problems in my home, I tackle that shit asap, i dont want mold or some weird shit in my home. You would think that dsp, the matuur adult would actually prioritize his home problems before anything else. His priorities as always, are fucked beyond belief. This motherfucker would neglect his home if it meant more money would enter his pocket. Imagine a timeline where he has a child:
"sorry son, i know you need diapers, but i need to play the hot new releases okay? i dont have a good credit. Please tip"

And to top shit off he dares to call it "a day of hell"

Kindly fuck off phil.
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He's literally too chickenshit to hire a fucking plumber
 
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