Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[Furry killer]

Chance mentions something that's a lot funnier than his delusions about the Trolls in this stream.
Apparently someone registered the name Wance Chilkins and a bunch of his songs under one of the major distribution registrars and they're up on basically every streaming platform (Apple Music, Spotify, Pandora, Automatic posts as a topic on Youtube).
This means that Chance is getting Copyright Strikes for uploading his own songs.

Yeah but that was done some time ago, more than a month ago. Chance is convinced that it is William Gloryhole. But I think it has already been posted about and discussed earlier in this thread.

And just as a tip from me to you, and I'm guilty of doing rookie mistakes too, read about making posts that have pics in them, that way one comment with a pic won't take up half a page. I think there is a "how to post" or something somewhere on here. If you can't find it then ask me or staff.

 

[NylonPython]

Yeah but that was done some time ago, more than a month ago. Chance is convinced that it is William Gloryhole. But I think it has already been posted about and discussed earlier in this thread.

And just as a tip from me to you, and I'm guilty of doing rookie mistakes too, read about making posts that have pics in them, that way one comment with a pic won't take up half a page. I think there is a "how to post" or something somewhere on here. If you can't find it then ask me or staff.

Oh, I didn't know that wasn't how you were supposed to do it.
This is the first time i've used a Forum in forever.
The internet doesn't have very many anymore.

 

[Ed Weed]

Chance is live right now on Youtube. Someone needs to archive this shit, it's hilarious.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Love how he keeps retelling his completely and verifiably false details on his "your turn cutie, I'm 31 but look 14" messages as well as the 10 guns with laser sights aimed at his head. Nevermind the machiavelli records contract.

It'll be interesting when he's forced to scavenge for food and shelter like the goblin he is when he finally does Sally in.

He's going to become like one of those local legends that are passed around but none of the kids believe it's real until one night walking home they encounter him crawling out of a drainage pipe in an old tattered black hoodie.

You can't tell me that if you saw this guy walking around the woods at night that you wouldn't think you just encountered an actual monster.

Oh, I didn't know that wasn't how you were supposed to do it.
This is the first time i've used a Forum in forever.
The internet doesn't have very many anymore.

A lot of times especially if people are on phones you wind up with these enormous blown up images because to them it looks normal, but to everyone on desktop the images are massive.

Ideally you put it in a reduced-size thumbnail, then people click on it which will enlarge it and display it as its original size in the gallery. It's not egregious or anything.

 

[JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants]

My prediction for when Sally finally runs out the end of her mortal coil is that Chance crashes with local friends. And mooches off of them until one of the following:

• they get too many police calls to the address and evict him (Most likely)
• Chance tries to bully his way into not contributing to the household and is physically abusive to his hosts, so they evict him
• Same as the second, but he is in fact arrested.
• Chance tries it on with some IRL predator meet up and is vanned
• State services intervene and he's put in a group home
• Given what we know about the Wilkins', Chance somehow gets to sleep around in their circles until they grow tired of him.

I don't see him functioning in any meaningful way on the streets. With his temper and size, he'd freeze in the winter. Or he'd pick a fight and get stomped on.

I'd wager he winds up in some sort of group home, I'd be shocked if he had any friends or family with enough goodwill to let him be a complete leach for the rest of his days AND get away with doing his daily goblin bullshit. Chance could go back to school and get his GED and he could go get some sort of job to help contribute to any household he's living in. He could go spin a cardboard guitar outside a Little Caesars for minimum wage or work the graveyard shift at a meat packing plant if he wanted. I don't think he could hold onto to said job for very long but that's besides the point.

He could do that, but he doesn't wan to. He'd much rather go on pretending he's a millionaire in waiting but the whole world is working hard to prevent him from getting what's his. He's a shining example of why the self esteem movement was a bad idea.

 

[Ed Weed]

I'd wager he winds up in some sort of group home, I'd be shocked if he had any friends or family with enough goodwill to let him be a complete leach for the rest of his days AND get away with doing his daily goblin bullshit. Chance could go back to school and get his GED and he could go get some sort of job to help contribute to any household he's living in. He could go spin a cardboard guitar outside a Little Caesars for minimum wage or work the graveyard shift at a meat packing plant if he wanted. I don't think he could hold onto to said job for very long but that's besides the point.

He could do that, but he doesn't wan to. He'd much rather go on pretending he's a millionaire in waiting but the whole world is working hard to prevent him from getting what's his. He's a shining example of why the self esteem movement was a bad idea.

A friend of mine worked at a place that would take people in like Chance. They would literally divy out and organize their finances for them, people living in the home didn't pay any rent at all either. Everyday someone like my friend would check up on them in the house they lived in, and just make sure everything was going okay.

I think the qualifier was that you had to be on a severe level IEP in school (meaning not just for ADHD or something similar).

 

[BigRaxx]

Chance is live right now on Youtube. Someone needs to archive this shit, it's hilarious.

which stream was it? he went live like 10 times today

 

[Ed Weed]

which stream was it? he went live like 10 times today

The First one he was singing metalcore, don't remember the exact title. The Second one is live right now and titled Underground World Hangouts live or some bullshit. He's just playing some racing game and being terrible at it.

 

[StMaryPiper]

My prediction for when Sally finally runs out the end of her mortal coil is that Chance crashes with local friends.

Do we have a age on Sally? She doesn't sound that old for a Grandmother so I'm thinking early 60s at oldest. That means unless something happens it's another 20 years of freeloading

 

[Amewsed]

I'd wager he winds up in some sort of group home, I'd be shocked if he had any friends or family with enough goodwill to let him be a complete leach for the rest of his days AND get away with doing his daily goblin bullshit. Chance could go back to school and get his GED and he could go get some sort of job to help contribute to any household he's living in. He could go spin a cardboard guitar outside a Little Caesars for minimum wage or work the graveyard shift at a meat packing plant if he wanted. I don't think he could hold onto to said job for very long but that's besides the point.

He could do that, but he doesn't wan to. He'd much rather go on pretending he's a millionaire in waiting but the whole world is working hard to prevent him from getting what's his. He's a shining example of why the self esteem movement was a bad idea.

Sounds like a Werner - attic goblin union. This would make for a great garbage pail sitcom.

 

[The Coon]

The First one he was singing metalcore, don't remember the exact title. The Second one is live right now and titled Underground World Hangouts live or some bullshit. He's just playing some racing game and being terrible at it.

which stream was it? he went live like 10 times today

Is this the stream? It was streamed 7 hours ago. It wasnt listed on his channel, but I was able to find it through a search.

Edit:
This is one of the first gaming streams I have seen Chance do, and wow he really just needs to leave the camera off when he games because this is his face the entire time.

 

[Leonard Persin]

Going through the MBM archives since I'm new to Chance and have to say. Just like with every cow the orbiter sphere is just as entertaining. Shmeckle Cat is one weird fucking dood. He seems to be a tranny lover that just smokes weed in his abandoned Detroit crack shack.

 

[Amewsed]

Going through the MBM archives since I'm new to Chance and have to say. Just like with every cow the orbiter sphere is just as entertaining. Shmeckle Cat is one weird fucking dood. He seems to be a tranny lover that just smokes weed in his abandoned Detroit crack shack.

Scmeckle is awesome. The cyraxx-sphere got markedly worse imo when he and MBM had their falling out. Throw in an occasional Tyler NY and the og crew was legit.

Heather is obnoxious. Burger boy is ok. WGH is entertaining enough. Most of the rest of the crew are just annoying.

 

[Ed Weed]

Scmeckle is awesome. The cyraxx-sphere got markedly worse imo when he and MBM had their falling out. Throw in an occasional Tyler NY and the og crew was legit.

Heather is obnoxious. Burger boy is ok. WGH is entertaining enough. Most of the rest of the crew are just annoying.

Courtney is irritating as shit and extremely unfunny.

 

[Leonard Persin]

Courtney is irritating as shit and extremely unfunny.

Well known paypig from King Cobra. She weasels her way in to cows by giving them cash and then becoming a de facto handler.

 

[The Coon]

Well known paypig from King Cobra. She weasels her way in to cows by giving them cash and then becoming a de facto handler.

From what I have seen, she gives them that affirming attention (that is the "you are doing nothing wrong, all those trolls are just jealous of you. Come onto my channel and dance like a circus monkey hang out with me")that all cows crave.

 

[NylonPython]

Going through the MBM archives since I'm new to Chance and have to say. Just like with every cow the orbiter sphere is just as entertaining. Shmeckle Cat is one weird fucking dood. He seems to be a tranny lover that just smokes weed in his abandoned Detroit crack shack.

MBM may have been responsible for some of the best arcs, but most of his content is pretty boring.
I mostly follow Skullkid for my Goblin Coverage or just watch Chance's streams unfiltered.

 

[Ed Weed]

MBM may have been responsible for some of the best arcs, but most of his content is pretty boring.
I mostly follow Skullkid for my Goblin Coverage or just watch Chance's streams unfiltered.

Yeah MBM without Cyraxx is pretty worthless IMO. I usually just watch Dustsmoking hippies shit.

 

[Furry killer]

Chance streamed on YT again a couple of hours ago and got stricken down for playing one of Wance Chilkins's songs(stream is lost), then a couple of hours later he streamed on FB saying the same shit as always, how unfair it is that people are stealing his stolen music, how he is gonna quit making "music", William Gloryhole is a big meanie for picking on him, being "gang stalked", how he has lost 2.1 million dollars in ad revenue that others have stolen from him, and etc. Not fair, bo ho, sad face. But he is taking a business class tho, over the Internet, 2 weeks into a month-long class already.

The stream is from FB and is about 50min long, and full of literary unfairness.

 

[Ed Weed]

Anime Club - First Official Meeting / Cyrax

youtu.be

This is probably one the strangest panel hangouts i've seen in my fucking life.