Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Nykysnottrans said:
I do very firmly believe that Keffals has ghost dick envy towards other men, and that the only way Keffals can imagine pleasing a woman is by having another man who still has a working dick fuck her in his place.
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Fun fact, there's a you-shaped part of your brain called a "homunculus," no not like Luke although his actually probably does look like him. It's the motor and sensory part of your brain attached to parts of your body. It looks like this:

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As you can see, if you're a male, like Luke, that part attached to the dick is really outsized compared to the rest of the body, so when a man does something as absolutely idiotic as chopping off his own dick, he leaves a huge part of his brain completely starved for sensation.

There's just no way to get over that. He amputated one of his major sensory organs, as has every troon retard.

So any time you wonder why troons act so insane, remember that they've literally deprived a large chunk of their brain of sensory experiences it expects.
 
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Something Awful said:
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You wear baggy clothes because you're fat.

In case anyone's wondering, this is what his gross moobs look like.

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You do not have “big boobs”, you have gross saggy moobs. Everyone has seen you IRL now, just give it up. Also, your fantasy of sexually arousing Chuds at a shooting range is a delusion. I am telling you as a straight male there is no man at a range who 1) thinks you’re a woman 2) finds you sexually attractive. You are a greasy, frizzy-haired hobgoblin.

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It’s a literal magic trick because you photoshop and filter the fuck out of any photo that isn’t taken candidly. Your selfies are a ruse, just like your farts and your GFM.

Also you wear baggy clothes because you’re hunchbacked and have a gut.

Luke’s probably reading this thread and coping to his audience for dopamine now. I don’t remember him talking so much about how hot he is before. I know he reads it because he stole the JFK and 9/11 memes right away lmfao.
 
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Spergichu said:
We can't keep getting away with it
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*laughs in mocking jesse pinkman*
We can though.
I'm Just A Worm said:
It’s a literal magic trick because you photoshop and filter the fuck out of any photo that isn’t taken candidly. Your selfies are a ruse, just like your farts and your GFM.
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Coping, seething, and doxing himself in his copeseethe post.

Even though it didn't even fool anyone because we already have pictures of him from reality from TwitchCon, where he accomplished nothing but stalking and harassing the spouse of someone he hates and revealing he has an enormous gunt and is a literal hunchback.
 
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AnOminous said:
Fun fact, there's a you-shaped part of your brain called a "homunculus," no not like Luke although his actually probably does look like him. It's the motor and sensory part of your brain attached to parts of your body. It looks like this:

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As you can see, if you're a male, like Luke, that part attached to the dick is really outsized compared to the rest of the body, so when a man does something as absolutely idiotic as chopping off his own dick, he leaves a huge part of his brain completely starved for sensation.

There's just no way to get over that. He amputated one of his major sensory organs, as has every troon retard.

So any time you wonder why troons act so insane, remember that they've literally deprived a large chunk of their brain of sensory experiences it expects.
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Turns out the Lobotomy comparison was more accurate than we thought. The more you know
 
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Something Awful said:
The people who guessed he won't be able to shut up about guns now were right.

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You wear baggy clothes because you're fat.

In case anyone's wondering, this is what his gross moobs look like.

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Lucas with a PAL would be scary. Thankfully the Mounties really dig into your path and if someone has any odds of 41%ing will be denied.


Those moobs droop as much as his hunchback sticks out.
 
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Sentient Vaccum said:
Why are these literal goblins incapable of just staying the fuck offline?
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He found Addiction, and it makes him feel alive.

Lucas with a PAL would be scary. Thankfully the Mounties really dig into your path and if someone has any odds of 41%ing will be denied.


Those moobs droop as much as his hunchback sticks out.
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The "Shoot all the chuds" email wasn't a Troll.

It was Prophecy.
 
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keffals: those kiwifarmers are just posting photoshopped pictures of me where they've spent HOURS making me look like a man!!! Don't believe their lies!!

also keffals: wow aren't I so hot in this photo guys haha *fake falsetto giggle*. It's totally not photoshopped or filtered, this is what I really look like!

nigger bitch is going to start talking about how every photo uploaded to kiwifarms gets run through an image manipulation AI that JOSHUA CONNOR MOON himself created for the sole purpose of making troons look ugly.

edit: little bit off topic, but kind of reminds me of all the dudes on twitter larping as findoms who post pics of silicone pussies at specific angles to try and trick idiots into believing they are true and honest women lmao.
 
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AnOminous said:
TwitchCon, where he accomplished nothing but stalking and harassing the spouse of someone he hates and revealing he has an enormous gunt and is a literal hunchback.
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That’s not all he accomplished, let’s be fair. He also -

  1. A bizarre stream hiding in a basement with other smelly trannies and one deeply uncomfortable girl
  2. Didn’t even attend 1/3 of the days, choosing instead of socializing to hide in his hotel room
  3. Didn’t get a single picture with another streamer, except a blonde tranny who he then proceeded to fondle during the photo shoot
  4. Had a garbage press piece written about him full of outdated information, included a photo where he looks like a literal raccoon-eyed corpse
  5. Only had one fan approach him while streaming, who left as soon as possible
  6. Managed to not change his clothes the entire time, wearing the same baggy black outfit every day
  7. Informed his fans on livestream that the #dropkiwifarms campaign was NEVER intended to get Kiwi Farms off the Internet, as that is “impossible” :crocodile:
  8. Won ”greasiest, oiliest troon” award from TwitchCon, an impressive feat
Our hefty boy was busy.
 
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