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Cuckmas Carols II: The Cuckening
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
- Thread starter Caverlock
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Sexual Chocolate
kiwifarms.net
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Sexually transmitted infections are disgusting and embarrassing and no normal person who hasn't been credibly accused of unpleasant acts involving pepperoni and black children would publicly admit to them. Especially on a public forum where his daughter could read. And indeed on a public forum where he, as a 'professional author' should be trying to grow an audience for his books, not spending all day trying to suck the dessicated ladypricks of pedotroons (when not compulsively internet tough guying atalkers, child).
Alas, our Herman Melville of drunken oafishness, our Gene Wolfe of being fat, has far too low a GPA (and IQ) to understand how people with their shit together act in public.
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It would come out before and be more successful than his Christmas Carol grimdark fanfic.
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Twitter blue check mark
It is so close yet so far
Abandoned your child
It is so close yet so far
Abandoned your child
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Joy to the World, the nog is come!
Let Nik receive her king;
Let every fart prepare him room,
At the hovel while Patrick drinks
At Hoolie's while Drinky stinks,
At hovel, and Hoolie's, and nog blasts ring.
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Screams in the darkness
A fat goblin lurks the street
Mmm pepperoni
A fat goblin lurks the street
Mmm pepperoni
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Always wrong stalker
Blacks make good pepperoni
Morbidly obese
*Edit, Fat's wonderful stupidity has infected me and Child is technically 1 syllable, changed it to stalker.
Blacks make good pepperoni
Morbidly obese
*Edit, Fat's wonderful stupidity has infected me and Child is technically 1 syllable, changed it to stalker.
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I totally forgot about his Tiny Tim novel. Looks like it won't be coming out this Christmas. Oh well, what's one more year without any creative works whatsoever? Such a prolific author
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I was feelin’ pretty good
fat fat fat fat
Snow fallin’ down
fat fat fat fat
everybody singing
fat fat fat fat
the la la la la
ILoveNiggers
kiwifarms.net
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Evidence is shown
"Wrong in every detail"
Hate this fat faggot.
"Wrong in every detail"
Hate this fat faggot.
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You mentioned the most important part. That he's fat. So very fat. It's as if he as an automatic response to everything.
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We will win wife-child
Pay for article placement
SpaceEdge shuts it down
Pay for article placement
SpaceEdge shuts it down
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Update: Cracked article is not retracted, but they have added an addendum:
Fatrick is furious, and attempts to publicly shame and expose the author through a public tweet (instead of the private emails/DMs they were using with each other during their communications writing the article in the first place):
Fatrick is furious, and attempts to publicly shame and expose the author through a public tweet (instead of the private emails/DMs they were using with each other during their communications writing the article in the first place):
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Arguing about Nikki's attractiveness devalues the point that she's plagued by skanky sexwarts. Whether she's a 4 or a 6 doesnt matter. Pour a little rum down her throat and she's a gangplank.
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Amazing how he doesn't for one second consider how oinking at a writer for a comedy website might backfire on him.
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Reported to moderation for copyright infringement, your line "fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat" is a blatant THEFT of my "fat fat fat fat fat fat fat" lyric, which I posted HOURS before your contribution.
You really thought you could fucking get away with this? You make me sick.
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I can get away with and from a lot since I'm not fat and fused to a fart couch.
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So what band is Nikki into that Patrick isn't, to the point where he'd rather stay home to masturbate and commander all alone than attend the show with his wife?
Was he such a douche he told her "I hate that band and won't even pretend to tolerate them enough to go with you, so go by yourself bitch" or was it that Nikis friends she's seeing the show with said "you're more than welcome to hit up the show with us, but please, leave your douchebag buzzkill of a husband at home, when we're trying to hear the band he starts chomping about politics during every solo, and it's fucking annoying".
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"The story is still developing."
Look at cracked.com, trying to act like they're reporters and not just gawker for babies.
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Don't pester @Maude Snew, @Die Dunkle Maus. Our dearest Fatrick owns the copyright for "fat" in all forms, singular and plural. Fatrick is the definition of fat and he will collect on his copyright. Wait for the knock, quietly.