Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Asmobaby]

Any girl will tell you that's not how sleep overs are for like 98%. That's how you can tell troons get their fucked up versions of girls/women by movies only

THIS 100%

Any true female who went to sleepovers as a girl (y'know, the ones where there was more than just your one or two BFF's present - those are a different story) will tell you that a sleepover was likely an often tense situation for most, rife with all kinds of Mean Girls-esque tribalism and often included both bullying and peer pressure. They were a rite of passage, I guess one could argue, but unless you were a girl at the top of the foodchain in your social group you have probably blocked them out or have unpleasant (if not traumatic memories) of them.

More evidence to add to the pile that troons seem to always romanticize/fetishize things about "girlhood," proving to us "terrible" TERFS once again that these sick males will never be us nor even understand us. We are an aesthetic to them and nothing more.

But what do us females know anyway, amirite.

 

[JambledUpWords]

He obviously just views womanhood through the lens of movies like The Princess Diaries, Legally Blonde, Clueless, 13 Going on 30, etc. Many have said it before, but it’s so mystifying to me that he is this out of touch with what actual women act like despite probably interacting with real life women throughout his life.

While I don’t think womanhood is as rosy as Dylan portrays it as, it isn’t pure misery either. With troons, they seem to go the opposite direction hardcore feminists go and think of being a woman as having everything in life be easier and overlook some struggles women as a whole face. Hardcore feminists seem to abhor all things feminine and portray womanhood as something to be ashamed of with how torturous they make being a woman sound like. This contrast to me is interesting, but really I’d just like to find some middle ground, and troons like Dylan aren’t really helping with that.

 

[NoReturn]

Dylan oils the old pipes.

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Any girl will tell you that's not how sleep overs are for like 98%. That's how you can tell troons get their fucked up versions of girls/women by movies only

 

[AssignedEva]

Remember when drag queen costumes were actually understood to be exaggerations of real life and not something to strive for? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

At best, Dylan is boring. At worst? I’m expecting him to get busted with depraved CP or something because that photo of dolls screams “keep away from anyone who isn’t in the age of majority.”

I wouldn't want Dylan around kids, but that's just because his a Lynchian nightmare that would frighten them. His entire demeanour screams "get away" but that's more from "he is unhinged" rather than "he's a sexual predator". I can't imagine him being a nonce or even really possessing much of a sexuality.

He's more like a best case scenario Michael Jackson - no sexual interest in children but regressed into a childlike state and did fucked up things like sharing a bed with a child for sleepovers (that lack of boundaries with an adult and creepy behaviour would still fuck up a kid). Maybe with an added element of trying to teach them a bunch of gender stuff and suggesting they're trans.

(I do not believe Michael Jackson was a best case scenario Michael Jackson)

 

[Vi0l3t]

THIS 100%

Any true female who went to sleepovers as a girl (y'know, the ones where there was more than just your one or two BFF's present - those are a different story) will tell you that a sleepover was likely an often tense situation for most, rife with all kinds of Mean Girls-esque tribalism and often included both bullying and peer pressure. They were a rite of passage, I guess one could argue, but unless you were a girl at the top of the foodchain in your social group you have probably blocked them out or have unpleasant (if not traumatic memories) of them.

More evidence to add to the pile that troons seem to always romanticize/fetishize things about "girlhood," proving to us "terrible" TERFS once again that these sick males will never be us nor even understand us. We are an aesthetic to them and nothing more.

But what do us females know anyway, amirite.

You mean you guys didnt do pillow fights, paint nails/do makeup and gossip in our panties? Lol do kids even prank call anymore?

 

[GGnoob1890]

You mean you guys didnt do pillow fights, paint nails/do makeup and gossip in our panties? Lol do kids even prank call anymore?

I miss the old days when people wanted to know who Seymour Butts was.

 

[umami's milk]

Hit dogs might be starting to holler in this thread.

I'm not sure why there are quite a few of you who find his videos so infuriating to watch that you feel compelled to write paragraphs of REEEing. I have never felt parodied by anything he's doing. Dylan's obvious theater gay mannerisms are entertaining. His twig frame failing to fill out his cute frilly smock dresses is laughable. His eternal 5 o' clock shadow make me shed a tear in hilarity.

I promise you there is nothing this literal skeleton can do to you, except inspire even more minicows.

 

[Aogiri]

I hope this hasn't been posted before but I was on Tiktok (gay, I know) and saw this. For some reason I couldn't stop cracking up.

Spoiler: Bridgerton

I find it way too funny how he moves like an animated Disney princess. His mini fake breakdown at the end was perfect too.

 

[scathefire]

I hope this hasn't been posted before but I was on Tiktok (gay, I know) and saw this. For some reason I couldn't stop cracking up.

Spoiler: Bridgerton

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I find it way too funny how he moves like an animated Disney princess. His mini fake breakdown at the end was perfect too.

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What is this from? Something to do with Bridgerton?

 

[Baraadmirer]

Well at least Dylan isn't identifying as a child.

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[Aogiri]

What is this from? Something to do with Bridgerton?

It’s something called The Bridgerton Experience. I’m guessing Dylan either went to the one in Los Angeles or San Francisco.

 

[umami's milk]

Channeling Caitlyn Jenner energy!

So many troons feel the need to re-live their childhoods as girls because they 'missed out' or whatever but I'm telling you right now you need to get over it. It's never going to be cute. You look retarded.

 

[The Grimace]

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Channeling Caitlyn Jenner energy!

So many troons feel the need to re-live their childhoods as girls because they 'missed out' or whatever but I'm telling you right now you need to get over it. It's never going to be cute. You look retarded.

Yeah, I think it's fair to say that even actual women that had bad childhoods don't tend to do this stuff. Maybe the horribly abused ones though...

 

[Vi0l3t]

Hes partnered with Ulta beauty, a makeup store. The comments on the preview are hilarious. All negative.
https://twitter.com/ultabeauty/status/1580604338761650176?t=02N4Xu0LuW0lTvWluazvWw&s=19

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

I hope this hasn't been posted before but I was on Tiktok (gay, I know) and saw this. For some reason I couldn't stop cracking up.

Spoiler: Bridgerton

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I find it way too funny how he moves like an animated Disney princess. His mini fake breakdown at the end was perfect too.

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Who did it better kiwis, Dylan or Kelly Lenza? The 'Diamond of the evening' is 100% for handmaidens to virtue signal about losers and uggos who came to the event, so good job, Dylan!

Hes partnered with Ulta beauty, a makeup store. The comments on the preview are hilarious. All negative.
https://twitter.com/ultabeauty/status/1580604338761650176?t=02N4Xu0LuW0lTvWluazvWw&s=19

Men who say women aren't funny are wrong, women just need a cause to be inspired by. This comment section is glorious.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Who did it better kiwis, Dylan or Kelly Lenza? The 'Diamond of the evening' is 100% for handmaidens to virtue signal about losers and uggos who came to the event, so good job, Dylan!

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Men who say women aren't funny are wrong, women just need a cause to be inspired by. This comment section is glorious.

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Yes they are, make sure to look at their hidden replies too lol

 

[Polycule Poirot]

It's funny, I was just thinking about how Sephora seems to be struggling a bit these days, and I attributed it to competition from Ulta. Awfully nice of Ulta to give them a big ol' boost as we head into holiday shopping season.

And of course they've got the butthurt handmaiden intern doubling down and seething furiously at every negative comment that comes in, before giving up and just blocking everyone who isn't kissing Dylan's flat little Hank Hill ass, and then shutting down the comment section altogether when she can't block fast enough.

(I'm assuming the "JUST. BE. KIIIIIIIIIIIIIND" representative is an actual woman, given that the responses are more passive-aggressive than "troon who was told no" aggressive, but who really knows.)

 

[gaystoner]

this interview is so dystopic.

two men decide they know what being a woman is and talk about how they are the future...catalyst of reality. They deserve to share their life but they dont deserve to get any hate.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Ultras doubling down, hiding replies. People are not having it lol.

 

[NoReturn]

It’s something called The Bridgerton Experience. I’m guessing Dylan either went to the one in Los Angeles or San Francisco.

Who did it better kiwis, Dylan or Kelly Lenza? The 'Diamond of the evening' is 100% for handmaidens to virtue signal about losers and uggos who came to the event, so good job, Dylan!

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Good lord.

Men who say women aren't funny are wrong, women just need a cause to be inspired by. This comment section is glorious.

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this interview is so dystopic.

two men decide they know what being a woman is and talk about how they are the future...catalyst of reality. They deserve to share their life but they dont deserve to get any hate.

Top kek


lol, lmao even


They forgot to mute comments on one of the shorts

Know where else people go to comment?


Their investor relations page is also down.

Nice try, Ulta