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God bless this motherfucker, I'm not particularly religious but sometimes actual salvation comes from the place you'd least expect it.
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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NBC also claimed that the Christchurch shooter Brenton Tarrant posted his incoherent manifesto on here first, not 8chan. This is the kind of mainstream news the Canadian taxpayers are forced to prop up.
I bet Lucas has some friends in the upper management of this worthless fake news site. What compels a news site to spend so much time and money to suck the stink ditch of a autogynephile? They're willing to tarnish their non-existent credibility just to appease this eunuch. It's not enough that we drove 9874735 trannies to the 41% [fake number but also not high enough], we also killed a bunch of Muslims, we probably did the Holocaust, the crusades, we caused the earthquake that screwed up the Fukushima power plant and we probably caused the biblical floods that prompted Noah to build his ark, just to survive the Kiwifarms menace.
I bet Lucas has some friends in the upper management of this worthless fake news site. What compels a news site to spend so much time and money to suck the stink ditch of a autogynephile? They're willing to tarnish their non-existent credibility just to appease this eunuch. It's not enough that we drove 9874735 trannies to the 41% [fake number but also not high enough], we also killed a bunch of Muslims, we probably did the Holocaust, the crusades, we caused the earthquake that screwed up the Fukushima power plant and we probably caused the biblical floods that prompted Noah to build his ark, just to survive the Kiwifarms menace.
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he's dating a 20 year old woman, which is apparently much, much worse than sending bathtub chemicals to teenagers and flirting with them
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Man up and lose your hair. Why cut your tits and cry about waaah I still have ovaries if you can't handle a little receding hairline? Right, because she still likes to do her hair, makeup, and things like that. Pathetic.
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Yeah. But they are good at games.
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I always thought that they coped with "twansphobic Minecraft creator Notch" by telling themselves that Miku made it.
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It's a well-assumed factoid that many Kiwifarmers played with Lego as children, definitively proving that Lego is a transphobic neo-nazi training tool
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He Found Captain Winky
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Lucas Roberts and making retarded hypocritical shit takes that immediately blow up in his face. Name a more iconic duo.
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"Ban anyone gangstalkin' me, Real Tawk".
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Did anyone reply to this with >she ? Cuz that would have been perfect timing.
He Found Captain Winky
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He can’t even take his own catboys taking the piss out of him without seething and dilating.
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Lmao this faggot is literally accusing what are probably his own groomed victims of stalking him because they follow him around on minecraft hoping for a tidbit of attention from a sociopathic freak who doesn't give a shit about them.
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It's in an announcement channel. So no
Random Internet Person
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Funny an utter diddler like Lucas John Roberts would randomly call some guy a pedophile who, while he's kind of a piece of shit, has never been called that.
It's almost like he's trying to distract from his obvious child grooming.
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As someone with scoliosis, an actual hunchback, these memes please me and make me feel a lot better my back isn't as fucked up as Lucas'.
Um...
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People are not having it because they have other things to worry about, like being able to afford rent, groceries and gas for their cars. These idiots keep trying to make Fetch happen again but it’s over, it’s not happening and keffloppal’s 5 minutes of fame is up.
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Technically that doesn't make you a hunchback, because a hunchback is someone with kyphosis, a different curvature of the spine. Also there's literally nothing wrong (morally) with being a hunchback unless you're Lucas anyway.
Oh boy does he really wanna get his dirty laundry exposed...
Lucas, while we might not attempt to do any form of heinous act you accuse us in (hell I doubt we even can to hand all that we know to police withough being laughed at, really), but... jumping at Rakieta, now Keemstar, plus your plans on "ration" Tucker Carllson... say are you suicidal all of a sudden? You really wanna get that prison treatment you deserve, don't you?
By all means, continue, make us proud of ya and achieve the jail sentense. I'll even pray for that.
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Probably best to avoid mentioning gimps when talking to/about lucas. He might become aroused and begin seething with male jelly.
