حلال Alan Michael White / Orson Zedd / Regulus Youmans / Nintenfreak / nintfjr - A time capsule opens revealing Chris's long lost twin. Donkey Kong incest fetishist, opsec expert, ontologically paedophilic.

[make_it_so]

It's good to be back everyone. Alan is probably hoping we forgot about him.


Alan upset that Geno defended Kiwi Farms after being dropped by DiamWall. Also, they're Portuguese, Alan. You fucking idiot. Also, of course he has no other term for objectivity other than "South Park Both Sidesing." (A)

He's probably copy-pasting the term from some dumbfuck Breadtuber.

Fuck off Alan. (A)

Yeah Alan, it's almost as funny as how much you sucked at OpSec.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Decided to wander back and check on our boy on Twitter. Just as I suspected, he's still dishing out those Boogie level hot takes and bullshit.



Kiwifarms tested your comments online and found you were however, 100% pedophile.



Just what the fuck exactly would you know about a wife Alan? Is your wife "Tiny kong"?



Oh what a brave Internet warrior you are. I bet you would like Kiwifarms removed too eh?



I think the world would be far better without people who want to fuck children on it. Don't you Alan?



Alan, you are a self admitted pedophile who fantasises about cartoon monkeys. You should shut the fuck up, I'd say judge not lest ye be judged but we are far past that. You've been judged as a fat greasy ugly pedophile stain on humanity.


All those tweets are only from the last few days, I got tired of scrolling back. Everything he retweets is bullshit and there's lots of it to scroll through.

 

[le boucher]

He's probably copy-pasting the term from some dumbfuck Breadtuber.

Yeah Alan, it's almost as funny as how much you sucked at OpSec.

Definitely. This nigga has never had an original thought that wasn't about rape.

Decided to wander back and check on our boy on Twitter. Just as I suspected, he's still dishing out those Boogie level hot takes and bullshit.

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Kiwifarms tested your comments online and found you were however, 100% pedophile.

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Just what the fuck exactly would you know about a wife Alan? Is your wife "Tiny kong"?

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Oh what a brave Internet warrior you are. I bet you would like Kiwifarms removed too eh?

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I think the world would be far better without people who want to fuck children on it. Don't you Alan?

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Alan, you are a self admitted pedophile who fantasises about cartoon monkeys. You should shut the fuck up, I'd say judge not lest ye be judged but we are far past that. You've been judged as a fat greasy ugly pedophile stain on humanity.


All those tweets are only from the last few days, I got tired of scrolling back. Everything he retweets is bullshit and there's lots of it to scroll through.

Who is he even tweeting to? I don't get twitter besides it being a Boschian cesspit. Also, I don't think he's ever seen this thread. Seems like he left KF and didn't come back, he's said "i don't know what they're saying about me.." etc.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Also, I don't think he's ever seen this thread. Seems like he left KF and didn't come back, he's said "i don't know what they're saying about me.." etc.

Bullshit, he's definitely seen this thread lol. He was probably saying he didn't know what was being said when it was tor only, but he won't be able to resist checking it out now. It's an impossibility for a cow to ignore their thread, at least one like Alan who said it made him feel "alive for the first time".

 

[le boucher]

Bullshit, he's definitely seen this thread lol. He was probably saying he didn't know what was being said when it was tor only, but he won't be able to resist checking it out now. It's an impossibility for a cow to ignore their thread, at least one like Alan who said it made him feel "alive for the first time".

you're probably right, I just thought maybe he was ignoring it because he was freaking out. Getting high on the idea of people watching his twitter, so he tweets a lot knowing he's being watched by someone at least. He's quoted identifying himself as a pedo here but keeps his linked twitter account active? I don't understand, I guess the people on 'his side' don't read KF write ups.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

I guess the people on 'his side' don't read KF write ups.

The people on his side are usually pedos themselves.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

do people even talk to him on twitter or is he just having mirror conversations?

 

[My Name is Mud]

do people even talk to him on twitter or is he just having mirror conversations?

He sometimes replies to other peoples' tweets, but his messages are always ignored. He gets no replies, retweets or even likes. Yeah, he's basically just talking to himself.

 

[Spunt]

He sometimes replies to other peoples' tweets, but his messages are always ignored. He gets no replies, retweets or even likes. Yeah, he's basically just talking to himself.

This might be why:



Tried two other checkers, same result. Even twitterdotcom is sick of him.

Edit: Someone's been a naughty boy apparently:



This was the tweet that got him in retard jail:

 

[Thorn]

He sometimes replies to other peoples' tweets, but his messages are always ignored. He gets no replies, retweets or even likes. Yeah, he's basically just talking to himself.

People like Alan fascinate me in this regard, because they tend to overshare everything when they frankly just aren't that interesting as a person. I mean, if this dipshit didn't come here to defend a troon pedo's honor, we wouldn't have known about his Donkey Kong fanfiction, the endless fedora-tipping, or anything else about him. "You pissed off your dad for the seventy-seventh time because he hasn't kicked your NEET ass out of his house yet? Yawn."

This might be why:

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Tried two other checkers, same result. Even twitterdotcom is sick of him.

Edit: Someone's been a naughty boy apparently:

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This was the tweet that got him in retard jail:

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Imagine being too fucking insufferable for even Twitter to deal with.

 

[le boucher]

I DON'T WANT COMMUNISM I JUST WANT YOUR LOVE. forgot how funny this shit is.

some tweets:

embracing infamy:

guaranteed lifted twitter opinion:

 

[PeggieBigCock]

I’m glad we’re still following this saga, oh Alan. Take out that goddamn trash, boy.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

guaranteed lifted twitter opinion:

I remember trumptards said the same shit about North Korea when Daddy promised to deal with it and now they've launched another missile over japs.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

I DON'T WANT COMMUNISM I JUST WANT YOUR LOVE. forgot how funny this shit is.

some tweets:
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embracing infamy:
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guaranteed lifted twitter opinion:
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>stop texting me
I bet even automated 2FA systems ghost this fucker, no one is texting.

 

[Buttz McSmellington]

Five Kiwis voted on Alan's retarded poll. (A)


I find it interesting that our ontological pedophile Alan is shaming one of his own kind.

I tried finding the tweets in question, to no avail.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Decided to check back on Alan as he's so easy to dunk on.



Indeed Alan, in fact just from the context of your erotic fan fiction involving minor characters, and that time you said you were a pedophile, I could tell you were a fundamentally bad person.



You're writing sex rituals of splatoon characters in public, and they involve genital removal? No wonder you won't shut up about troons, they're a fetish for you.



Pedophile wants kids to block puberty from happening. Imagine my shock.



And just to top it off, commenting on an artist of drawn minor porn and pokemon porn saying there's nothing wrong with it.

If this fucker had any friends, or any possible new friends, one look at his twitter would be enough to shut that the fuck down.

 

[le boucher]

Decided to check back on Alan as he's so easy to dunk on.

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Indeed Alan, in fact just from the context of your erotic fan fiction involving minor characters, and that time you said you were a pedophile, I could tell you were a fundamentally bad person.

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You're writing sex rituals of splatoon characters in public, and they involve genital removal? No wonder you won't shut up about troons, they're a fetish for you.

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Pedophile wants kids to block puberty from happening. Imagine my shock.

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And just to top it off, commenting on an artist of drawn minor porn and pokemon porn saying there's nothing wrong with it.

If this fucker had any friends, or any possible new friends, one look at his twitter would be enough to shut that the full down.

the annoying thing is pedos don't kill themselves. artists, family men, benign friends all laid low and killed by depression but not guys like this, they're perfectly happy.

 

[HarveyMCR]

I know this has probably already been posted before, but this dumb ass graphic he spams everywhere makes me unironically MATI. You know he's hoping it catches on and he gets his place in the history books as "The guy who partitioned Russia" but the fact that he's so stupid as to think this is actually feasible is just beyond me. Just calling out the major problems

1) With our current political environment, why the hell does he think America would annex Eastern Siberia? Does he really think that the US wants a land boarder with China along with a sparsely inhabited, destitute piece of land half a globe away from Washington DC?

2) Literally no one wants a joint Sino-American occupation of territory

3) This map would create some of the most impoverished states in the world (out side of Africa) for no reason other than to punish the citizens that live there.

The only things on this map that even make sense is ceding Karelia to Finland, the Kuril islands to Japan, and the returning the annexed Caucus people.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

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I know this has probably already been posted before, but this dumb ass graphic he spams everywhere makes me unironically MATI. You know he's hoping it catches on and he gets his place in the history books as "The guy who partitioned Russia" but the fact that he's so stupid as to think this is actually feasible is just beyond me. Just calling out the major problems

1) With our current political environment, why the hell does he think America would annex Eastern Siberia? Does he really think that the US wants a land boarder with China along with a sparsely inhabited, destitute piece of land half a globe away from Washington DC?

2) Literally no one wants a joint Sino-American occupation of territory

3) This map would create some of the most impoverished states in the world (out side of Africa) for no reason other than to punish the citizens that live there.

The only things on this map that even make sense is ceding Karelia to Finland, the Kuril islands to Japan, and the returning the annexed Caucus people.

Every single opinion he has, about anything, is wrong. It reminds me of that ED article about Kimmo Alm where they say "and him being a pedo isn't even the worst thing about him".

Imagine having to spend five minutes talking to this guy, if you could stand the stench you certainly wouldn't be able to stand the opinions.

 

[HarveyMCR]

Every single opinion he has, about anything, is wrong. It reminds me of that ED article about Kimmo Alm where they say "and him being a pedo isn't even the worst thing about him".

Imagine having to spend five minutes talking to this guy, if you could stand the stench you certainly wouldn't be able to stand the opinions.

I like how this guy's response to his most recent map post is "Only a genocidal buffoon would find this idea feasible". Which is a really concise, apt way to respond to this.

I didn't even know it was possible for a man to have this many bad ideas. I can respect a man I disagree with. I can understand that someone may be thinking rationally, and still come to an opposite opinion as me. Alan doesn't do that. He always chooses the most extreme, insane opinion possible and then goes even further to set a new standard of lunacy.