Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Nuns with guns]

Here's another user of Lucas' Discord, while this person doesn't appear to be a tranny, the Smirk is present
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"Keep licking that boot, wage slave"
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Give him time. These people rejoice in making everybody miserable as them, so they'll crack his egg until he wants to 41%.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Keffals said from the start he would match donations 1:1 until the goal is reached, and so far he has publicly donated about $3,200. Not sure what you mean by "pump and dump", not everything is a conspiracy.

When you've been a detective attorney as long as I have, everything's a conspiracy.

 

[doodoocaca]

Same here. I wanna say a big thank you for Keffals for finally making me want to make an account here. Good job with "taking down" Kiwi Farms, you managed to get more people to come here and post. Bravo!

Spoiler

Seriously though, I'm glad I made an account, this forum is wonderful. It's the last slice of the old internet, where I can say nigger and faggot and not have to worry about getting banned. I love all of you autistic niggerfaggots

I would have just checked on CWC until that finally resolved and moved on if not for Keffals.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Keffals has always just been a useful idiot to the people behind the scenes, a literal frontman. Keffals is a failed fart porn actor drug abusing degenerate retard who has no self control, is terminally online, and had enough eyes on him to be useful to people like Dong-Long-Gone and Vordrak

God, imagine thinking yourself is Bussolini the chessmaster but as soon as your spotlight fades people forget about you or drop you for your behavior you thought you could get away with forever. That's a crushing ego pain if there ever was one for a person who prides themselves on being manipulative (see his current Twitter banner as manipulating puppet strings on wigglers).

Imagine being used by the Google Bigfoot and Kind Regards.

Lucas was always balding hunchbacked patsy for the more vicious actors in the whole anti Farms campaign. He was obnoxiously loud but really just a spokesperson. Lucas is to dumb and lazy to do any of the serious heavy lifting.

He threw himself into being such too: all he supplied was money and """"charisma"""" to the scene to give it a victim who was taking back power, and he GLADLY sat on his ass and let it happen while reaping in the short term benefits and not realizing the long term consequences.

• On top of that, Frederick Brennan and co, who were also riding the hate train, begin to turn on Keffals for being (shocker) rather selfish, hypocritical, and shitty behind the scenes.

@Burning Fanatic I don't even care what they think of the farms still, them realizing how shit Keffals is was probably one of the best gifts to that Twitter sphere that could happen. If other people know that Lucas ain't shit, then I consider it a fair trade off for people hating the farms.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Keffals made a lot of interesting takes and shitposts in the past 24 hours.

Keffals laughs at KeemStar for deleting the Amouranth tweet:
Tweet | Archive


Keffals attributes the tripling of men who haven't had sex yet under the age of 30 to trooning out (co-starring Brianna Wu):
Tweet | Archive


Keffals expresses interest in going back to the US to drive and shoot a tank (Tweet has been deleted before being archived):

 

[AMHOLIO]

I await his military coup on whatever government he wants to conquer one day.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I await his military coup on whatever government he wants to conquer one day.

He shall return to Transylvania at the head of an army of Transvestite Commandos and free Frank N Furter to continue his hedonistic quest.

 

[AMHOLIO]

He shall return to Transylvania at the head of an army of Transvestite Commandos and free Frank N Furter to continue his hedonistic quest.

Frank N Furter would say he's no fun anymore and kill him for his party pooping, thus the reign of sweet transvestites returns to the west. I'm down.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

Wait, you actually think that's a real hater? jajajaja
Might be time for a bit of a history lesson to put this into context.
Keffals blocks EVERYONE who criticizes them in the replies, this is unless of course you're an account with an audience that Keffals can cause drama with (Didn't instantly block Nicholas DeOrio for example).

Originally there were 2 "shitpost accounts"
@NeverHaram (Muslim account) and @honestsportz.
These 2 would always be in the replies within minutes of a tweet. I believe Honestsportz predates Haram by a few weeks.

The interesting thing with honestsportz is that Keffals backup account one day had their pfp changed to a version of honestsportz pfp but with a Keffals edit on it. The community were worried Keffals account got hacked.
Honestsportz has now mostly disappeared but is now in Tim Pools replies saying 'Trans women are women'
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The Keffals meme account has the edited pfp that originally appeared on the backup account also
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There is no way that these 2 accounts (Honestsportz and NeverHaram) went months on end without getting blocked by Keffals. They're either Keffals or a member of the community that Keffals is in on the joke on (Maybe they like seeing their simps defending them in the replies). Keffals has even replied to NeverHaram's comments at times, 99.999% of the time it's just been an insta block with no reply from even minor criticism.

If NeverHaram kept deleting and remaking their account to keep posting in the replies after every block then maybe I'd believe they're actually real, they've been around since August 2021 though.

I seen that NeverHaram guy all over NBA twitter. There is no way its Keffals, Keffals isn't a hooper

 

[My Name is Mud]

I seen that NeverHaram guy all over NBA twitter. There is no way its Keffals, Keffals isn't a hooper

Maybe it really is Keffals and he's trying to do research for the inevitable NBA debate with @A1 Steak Sauce

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Frank N Furter would say he's no fun anymore and kill him for his party pooping, thus the reign of sweet transvestites returns to the west. I'm down.

"Don't be upset. It was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm... but NO PENIS!"

 

[Procrastinhater]

"Don't be upset. It was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm... but NO PENIS!"

Tbh if they were more like Frank I'd have less of a problem with them.
Frank was at least honest about who he was and what he was doing, and he knew how to throw a hell of a party.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Originally there were 2 "shitpost accounts"
@NeverHaram (Muslim account) and @honestsportz.
These 2 would always be in the replies within minutes of a tweet. I believe Honestsportz predates Haram by a few weeks.

Ok, I checked both of these accounts to see who interacted first.

NeverHaram clears in both first interaction and start of consistent replies, I’m afraid. A good term to describe how they aren’t blocked is “jester’s privilege”. I stole this from one of Lucas’s troon pals.

Maybe it really is Keffals and he's trying to do research for the inevitable NBA debate with @A1 Steak Sauce

Smh Lucas can’t even one Jewish NBA player, he doesn’t stand a chance.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Hey, how about we spend a few pages posting pictures of unconventional looking bio women who will still be more of a woman than Luke? He's refreshing this thread anyway, may as well make him seethe moar. (If this is an autistic suggestion, I will happily take the

.)

Edit: grammar

 

[A Sunset]

"Smile, this one's for the propaganda fluff piece news article", the purple-haired NBC reporter said.

Lucas's mind froze as a combination of autism, shock and anxiety from being outside his room, and crippling lack of socialization washed over him.

Struggling to smile, he grimaced with a dead-eyed stare, his hands awkwardly held outside his body. Grease and oil poured from his hair, dripping down his face and neck.

As the reporter's camera snapped, the balding, hunchbacked incel had one thought in his mind - "I hope no one from Kiwi Farms makes fun of this picture."

 

[AMHOLIO]

Tbh if they were more like Frank I'd have less of a problem with them.
Frank was at least honest about who he was and what he was doing, and he knew how to throw a hell of a party.

He was technically a shut in but he had FUN and invited people over.

Hey, how about we spend a few pages posting pictures of unconventional looking bio women who will still be more of a woman than Luke? He's refreshing this thread anyway, may as well make him seethe moar. (If this is an autistic suggestion, I will happily take the View attachment 3744894.)

Edit: grammar

I suggest a thread in lolcow general or stinkditch about "Manly women who look more like women than troons do" and even include FtMs failing to pass if you'd like.

 

[AnOminous]

What's the crypto for Troon currency? Troono?

Trooncoin's special feature is every year 41% of the coins are removed from circulation.

As the reporter's camera snapped, the balding, hunchbacked incel had one thought in his mind - "I hope no one from Kiwi Farms makes fun of this picture."

The photogs aren't the same people who write the fake news, and they know they can't be blamed if the picture of a dude they take looks totally like a dude. In fact, nobody is even allowed to point out the obvious dude they photographed is obviously a dude and looks like the dude he is.

 

[cerulean hydra]

I assumed NeverHaram was just Keffals' third world video editor he got from fiverr being ironic. *shrug*

 

[Dyn]

Now that Keffals and bobposting have been muscled out of the DIYHRT business, I think it's about time we start our own DIYHRT website that we can put banner ads on and use the revenue to fund kiwifarms with.

 

[A Sunset]

Now that Keffals and bobposting have been muscled out of the DIYHRT business, I think it's about time we start our own DIYHRT website that we can put banner ads on and use the revenue to fund kiwifarms with.

Imagine if Kiwi Farms started Catboy Ranch 2, and it was wildly more successful than Keffal's attempt - making Null a millionare and allowing him to start his own bank. The currency could feature the worst side portrait of Lucas available.

As for the children being groomed and/or having their penises removed, it's a sacrifice that must be made for Kiwi Coins and Kiwi Credit Cards.