On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill man who thought the ad campaign was a personal attack on himself, entered a Domino's restaurant in Chamblee, Georgia. Armed with a .357 Magnum, Noid held two employees hostage for over five hours.[8] After telling the employees that Domino's owner Tom Monaghan had stolen his name, he forced them to call Domino's headquarters and demand $100,000 and a white limousine as getaway transportation.[8] After offering to exchange one hostage for a copy of The Widow's Son, Noid reneged on his offer when a police officer brought him the book.[8] Noid eventually became hungry and forced the employees to make him two special pizzas.[8] While Noid ate the pizzas with his gun in his lap, the hostages escaped.[8] Noid surrendered to the police shortly after.[9] Two shots were fired by Noid during the incident,[10] and afterward Police Chief Reed Miller told reporters, "He's paranoid. . . . [h]e is very irrational. He is very hard to talk to."[11] Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity.[12][13] Noid spent time in a mental institution, but died by suicide on February 23, 1995.[14] This incident has been insinuated to have caused Domino's Pizza to discontinue advertising using the Noid as their mascot,[15] though this has been rejected by the company and advertisers.[16]
Tl; Dr .
Schizo takes a bunch of people hostage inside a Domino's pizzeria because he though the company stole his name to create the Avoid the Noid ad campaign.
On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill man who thought the ad campaign was a personal attack on himself, entered a Domino's restaurant in Chamblee, Georgia. Armed with a .357 Magnum, Noid held two employees hostage for over five hours.[8] After telling the employees that Domino's owner Tom Monaghan had stolen his name, he forced them to call Domino's headquarters and demand $100,000 and a white limousine as getaway transportation.[8] After offering to exchange one hostage for a copy of The Widow's Son, Noid reneged on his offer when a police officer brought him the book.[8] Noid eventually became hungry and forced the employees to make him two special pizzas.[8] While Noid ate the pizzas with his gun in his lap, the hostages escaped.[8] Noid surrendered to the police shortly after.[9] Two shots were fired by Noid during the incident,[10] and afterward Police Chief Reed Miller told reporters, "He's paranoid. . . . [h]e is very irrational. He is very hard to talk to."[11] Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity.[12][13] Noid spent time in a mental institution, but died by suicide on February 23, 1995.[14] This incident has been insinuated to have caused Domino's Pizza to discontinue advertising using the Noid as their mascot,[15] though this has been rejected by the company and advertisers.[16]
Tl; Dr .
Schizo takes a bunch of people hostage inside a Domino's pizzeria because he though the company stole his name to create the Avoid the Noid ad campaign.
i mean he is a nigger what do you expect from those fucking animals of course they do retarded shit over the smallest thing that doesn't even affect them
Not a murderer but I'd still like to nominate Peter Sotos for this thread as a criminal lolcow.
(I mean, this picture alone lmfao)
A product of the last days before the dawn of the internet, Sotos lived in a time where if you wanted to be a transgressive edgelord in the public forum you had to do more than adopt an anonymous internet handle. To that end, he self-published the underground Pure, "the first serial killer fanzine" (attached url has text but no images) , which was sort of like this thread except instead of mocking them, Sotos lionized serial killers and child rapists as heroes striking against the oppression of society and conventional morality or whatever. The more misanthropic and nihilistic a serial killer's motives and worldview was, the higher they ranked in Sotos's eyes; Ian Brady, the "Murderer of the Moors" rated especially high in his book, lauding the child rapist and murderer's intellectual pretensions as placing him a cut above the likes of Charles Manson or the Son of Sam in multiple publications.
It wasn't long (issue #3 to be specific) before Sotos got the idea in his head that the mainstream media's emphasis on "youth culture" was really no different than child fetishization and made some "art pieces" pairing magazine advertisements including kids against graphic child pornography, asking the viewer the scathing question of who the real pedophiles are. As it turns out the New York criminal justice system had a conclusive answer who the real pedo was: Peter Sotos, as Sotos was slapped with a felony conviction as a child pornographer and granted lifelong sex offender status. A big brain maneuver that definitely showed the phonies to be sure.
Were this the end of it this would be merely a stupid and retarded story, but Sotos went on to live in semi-obscurity, continuing to publish obscure underground works of a similar bend, books either documenting real crimes from a pro-murder standpoint or fictional accounts of the "transgressive genre" involving fictional or real accounts of serial rape and murder. Over the decades he eventually accreted a cult following of fans funneled , Whitehouse, which go for hundreds of dollars as very hard to find low-print runs distributed through underground channels.
At some point though as the decades wore on, Sotos grew disillusioned with his former 'heroes' as with age he came to the realization that, far from some sort of gnostic antiheroes asserting their own meaning by defiling an unworthy creation, these people were simply demented creeps who wanted to get off in some fucked up way and then dispose of the living evidence rather than possess the self-control to simply not make what were ultimately liferuining decisions. Decisions that in the end were no more a deep or profound statement about anything than some twisted mongoloid fucking some roadkill they found off the side of a highway or paying some hooker to shit in their mouth while they beat off. And because a young Peter Sotos ascribed ideals to these people that they in reality did not possess, proceeded to forever fuck up whatever normal life he could have led to instead eke out an existence as a reviled "misanthropic pedophile" and convicted child pornographer.
These feelings of being let down by former idols, misplaced idealism and projected self-hatred manifested themselves in ways familiar to any Kiwi as a middle aged Sotos transitioned from serial killer fanboy to become possibly the first ever serial killer a-log.
Things came to a head in 2001 when Sotos' former hero Ian Brady was, with the help of a small coterie of serial killer worshipers and the help of an underground press, publishing The Gates of Janus, a book offering unique and authentic insights into the minds of a serial killer, by a serial killer. His motives were, depending on who you believe, described by Brady himself as wanting to contribute and interact to society in some way before he finally dies, or as a final gasp for infamy and relevance by a narcissist after decades of rotting away in maximum security prison, closed off from the world.
Summarizing the book, even 38 years later Brady doesn't bother with expressing any sort of contrition or repentance for his atrocities. Indeed, the core of his personal philosophy is the relativistic argument that, in the face of global wars and famines that have killed millions with the indifference if not outright approval of society and the state, the outsized impact Brady actions have had in the British public consciousness are in truth based not on the loss of human life but because they were violations against the commonly accepted morality. He may be a monster but at least he's not the unquestioning slave of a value system imposed on him by others. So where does Peter Sotos fit in all this?
It turns out that Feral House, the publisher, pulled a fast one on Brady once getting a hold of his smuggled manuscript and without his consent allowed Sotos to write the afterword. An afterword that at 200 pages is nearly the same size of Brady's contribution itself. Sotos' counterargument to Brady's intellectual pretensions is (citing records) accusations that the reason Brady targeted children was because he complained about being physically too weak to take on grown adults, and the reason he sodomized and killed teenage boys wasn't for a cool reason, like to make the rape and murder even more transgressive with the addition of homosexuality, but simply because Brady was just a closeted fag. Sotos didn't give a shit about the victims either (and says as much), he just wanted to say Brady is a wimpy faggot with delusions of grandeur over and over in rage-fueled incoherent sperging directly addressed at the author spread across hundreds of pages.
Ironically, between the two Brady is clearly the better writer, the child murderer eager to show off the breadth of his reading ranging from the greek Classics, Russian literature, Byronic heroes and Nietzche's philosophy, the product of decades of incarceration without anything else to do with his time. His critic Sotos by contrast shows the level of erudition one might expect of a guy who had spent 20 the past years writing about rape, niggers, faggots, buttholes and faggots raping niggers' buttholes.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, Ian Brady did not appreciate this unasked for addition of 200 pages of a-logging into his book by an "illiterate pornographic hack", but because he's serving a life sentence with no chance of parole who's work was smuggled out of prison illegally, there wasn't much he could do about it. Sotos asked "probing" questions given the fascination with Brady-related content between the British tabloids and the morbidly fascinated who the real pornographers are.
Eliot Rodgers is the most lolcowzy killer in history.
Dude wrote an autobiographical manifesto about how he couldn't get pussy and how he was addicted to world of warcraft and hated the pick up artists community.
I visited my mother’s house quite often in the Autumn. To my extreme rage, I discovered that my sister now had a boyfriend, and that she had lost her virginity. She had casually “dated” boys in the past, but never to the serious extent that she did with this one. This one was a half White, half Mexican named Samuel, and I immediately took an intense disliking to him when I was first introduced to him. He seemed like the typical obnoxious slob that most young girls are sexually attracted to. Georgia invited him to my mother’s house all the time, and it angered me to watch him lurking about, eating my mother’s food and drinks, and making use of my mother’s house. He was freeloading off my mother, and she didn’t even realize it.
I eventually grew to hate him after I heard him having sex with my sister. I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin. I hated her boyfriend as well. My sister said that he’s been with other girls before her, and I’m sure he lost his virginity at a much younger age. It is such an injustice. The slob doesn’t even have a car, and he is able to get girlfriends, while I drive a BMW and get no attention from any girls whatsoever. My sister even showed me a picture of one of his ex-girlfriends, a pretty brunette white girl.
This guy tried to take over the Mormon Church after quitting his job as a stockbroker to collect a NEETBux tugboat due to bipolar disorder, claimed he was a sorceror who lead a group called the "Children of Thunder", and murdered several people in order to fund his group's domestic terror activities
If we're talking about Peter Sotos we should bring up Buyer's Market too, an album of children talking about how they were sexually abused and other things. It's one of the few things I genuinely have no desire to ever engage with, the idea of exploiting abused children for shock value makes me sick to my stomach.
All the writings of the supreme gentleman are pure gold
He left his entire collection of cringe for us, for laugh at his pathetic existence even after death
Thank you Elliot, you insufferable virgin cunt
Michael X, an OG race baiting grifter from the UK who was hanged in Port of Spain for killing a Conservative's MP's daughter. He was the muscle for a London slumlord while simultaneously conning people out of money for his black power commune (he was bailed out by John Lennon on more than one occasion). In an incident that gained him notoriety he accosted and beat a businessman, dragged him to his commune and forced him to wear a spiked "slave collar" while extorting him.
He's a character in the film The Bank Job, which may or may not be based on fact.
Probably Leopold and Leob count as this. These two were two homosexual lovers who were extremely intelligent and went to a prestigious university (Leopolds IQ was tested at 200). These two where obsessed with Neitzches idea of the "ubermensh" and they were both obsessed with the idea of their own superiority. So much so that they went over and killed a 14 year old boy in an attempt to commit "the perfect crime".
They did a shitty job at hiding the body and they were both caught the day after. Despite their intelligence these two were such foolish dopes. These people are the ultimate midwits.
Lawrence Bittaker, a serial killer who was declared a vexatious litigant for filing over 40 frivolous lawsuits against the State of California. This included one that claimed "cruel and unusual punishment" for being served a broken cookie.
Luka Magnotta was a total lolfag. He couldn't handle people ignoring his gay escapades so he murdered kittens, puppies and some poor Asian man. He got caught in a German internet cafe cause he was a dramawhore, lmao.
John Hinckley shot Ronald Reagan so he could impress Jodie Foster. It obviously didn't work.
Edmund Kemper comes to mind. Describing the disposal of one victim's body, he said he buried, face up, the severed head of a girl in a flower garden right outside his mother's bedroom window because "she always wanted someone to look up to her." Recounting the mutilation of his mother's body after killing her with a hammer as she slept and hacking off her head, he described how the garbage disposal couldn't break down her tongue and larynx and ejected them back into the sink: "That seemed appropriate, as much as she'd bitched and screamed and yelled at me over so many years",
I feel like ladies are underrepresented in the tread! Meet Shayna Hubers, a beautiful girl and batshit crazy.
She is serving a life sentence for the death of her boyfriend, Ryan Poston in 2012 and during the happy confession, told the cops that she gave him the nose job he always wanted. What a catch!
Prosecutors argued that Hubers shot Poston in his Highland Heights apartment because he tried to end their relationship. NO NO NO! Her sweet words on the 911 call
“I knew he was gonna die or have a completely deformed face, He’s very vain…and wants to get a nose job. Just that kinda person and I shot him right here. I gave him his nose job he wanted.”
Claimed self-defence, she shot him 6 times, due to domestic violence (Jodie who?) and even sang Amazing Grace and danced in the interrogation room while left alone.
While in prison, her life got interesting again, and she married a tranny named Unique Taylor/Richard McBee, but they were divorced before their first anniversary. SAD!
Watch out guys she could be eligible for parole in 2032!!!
The Port Arthur shooter was a massive lolcow. If social media had existed during his time he would have been bigger than Chris and Drachenlord combined.
I don't remember his name, but he was a real tall, fat white dude who had a foot fetish and would kill teenage and 20-somethings women for their feet. He would take pictures of the corpses' feet wearing different kind of shoes and made them pose in different angles... which sometimes took hours for him to do. Afterward he would cut one foot off and keep it in the freezer, along with their shoes.
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