Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[F13 Key]

He looks like a 50 year old fent addled gypsy who's been sitting in a shelter for two months without a shower. Who needs to photoshop him to look ugly and deranged, when he does it on his own so well.

 

[Nuns with guns]

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What the FUCK is this, a zombie halloween costume? Oh, this is what happens when the filters are off.

lmao if you need any further proof Lucas religiously reads this thread, we were discussing make up earlier this week and now he (for the first time probably) has horribly applied some eyeliner. Truth is, you just look like a high school goth or metalhead. The hair, the horrible makeup, if he was wearing his staple Twitch black shirt™ Keffals would look as if he just walked out of a heavy metal concert.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Seriously, how the hell did Keffals manage to become the single greatest threat Kiwi Farms has ever faced - a harbinger of the end, to freedom on the internet - only to lose all progress and revert back to internet laughing stock in just a few weeks.

That and "Keffals" getting "called out" shows that "poetic justice" really is still a thing in Current Year Mega Clown World 2020+.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

Didn't Keffals not even receive that much of a flood of attention on Twitch as well? He was only getting I think 300 or less viewers while the whole Drop KF stuff happened (I think, I refuse to watch his boring ass streams to try to confirm this). Despite all the popularity from MSM, Twitch itself, and even twitter users circle jerking him, Keffals livestream viewer numbers were and are still pretty low.

People think you can buy your way into a successful twitch channel through promotion but that just isn't the case. If your streams don't have anything engaging for the viewers they aren't gonna stick around. There have been cases where some small streamer gets raided by a bigger one and they suddenly explode in popularity, but that is because they are entertaining but were unknown. That isn't Keffals.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

ETA: Eagerly awaiting @I'm Just A Worm's artistic rendition of goblin Lucas. Big fan.

 

[repentance]

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What the FUCK is this, a zombie halloween costume? Oh, this is what happens when the filters are off.

He was wearing that same jumper yesterday.

 

[Aria]

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What the FUCK is this, a zombie halloween costume? Oh, this is what happens when the filters are off.

Yes that's who he really is a failed imitation of a woman.

 

[Nuns with guns]

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He looks like a 50 year old fent addled gypsy who's been sitting in a shelter for two months without a shower. Who needs to photoshop him to look ugly and deranged, when he does it on his own so well.

More on Keffals hair: I was thinking why in God's name would he cling to that awful, balding hair parting. I know Lucas does the bare minimum, but it doesn't require a lot to realize the obvious solution is to do a comb-over and flip your hair one side. Then I realized that Keffals can't do that, and it's for the very same reason as to why he never wears his hair behind his ears. Thinning as he is on the middle, the sides are likely gone and deep into an M shape. You can see a peek here:


My guess is that he's on stage 4 in the Norwood scale. Really shitty genetics lottery considering he's not even 30.
Now let's wonder how long until he tries to get a hair transplant. He can certainly fund it and it goes in line with his other comsetic surgeries. However, hair transplants use your own hair, and Lucas' is thin and ugly. Even his “good” hair seems to have trouble growing, and I doubt he's had a haircut in a loooong time. My advice? Invest first on your spine and weight.

 

[Trianon]

lmao if you need any further proof Lucas religiously reads this thread, we were discussing make up earlier this week and now he (for the first time probably) has horribly applied some eyeliner. Truth is, you just look like a high school goth or metalhead. The hair, the horrible makeup, if he was wearing his staple Twitch black shirt™ Keffals would look as if he just walked out of a heavy metal concert.

Yeah, very rarely should you line your entire lower lid. It kind of looks like he's had it on all day and it has melted a bit. That tends to happen when you put too much in the exact spot where your eyes will naturally water all day.

Lucas' eyes are also naturally downturned, so he should want to always keep his eyeliner high and swept up to balance it out.



The eyeliner on the bottom here does go in pretty deep, but it's a chocolate brown color instead of a deep black, which lightens the lower lid considerably. The point is that it is darker on top and directs the eye upward.

I kind of thought you guys were being mean about his hair part before, but it definitely does look worse than it used to and clearly isn't just lighter roots growing in. Some sort of root touch-up spray would probably hide it a bit.

 

[Brutality]

Emote Worthy?

 

[Backinpogform]

Even Chantal used hair fibres for fuck’s sake Lucas

 

[Dickens Cider]

He could get roncos GLH - as seen on TV!

 

[Gish]

Keffals really has the Neanderthal aesthetic nailed down. All he needs is an oversized shank of meat or a wooden club and he's set!

 

[RobertDole]

Pretty good summary. The screenshot at 31:22 caught my eye. It's a DM from Keffals sent to Hunter Avallone's wife. It was sent sometime before August 2nd, which means it was sent before the swatting, before Ireland, and before #DropKiwiFarms:

In this DM Keffals confesses to what we all know: he hates KF because it has links to his embarrassing porn, his deadname, and his sordid personal history. That's the actual reason Keffals wants KF gone. The whole trans suicides, swatting, etc narrative hadn't been invented yet, so Keffals had no other option but speak the truth -- "I posted a bunch of regrettable stuff online and people made fun of me for it".

 

[Nuns with guns]

Pretty good summary. The screenshot at 31:22 caught my eye. It's a DM from Keffals sent to Hunter Avallone's wife. It was sent sometime before August 2nd, which means it was sent before the swatting, before Ireland, and before #DropKiwiFarms:


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In this DM Keffals confesses to what we all know: he hates KF because it has links to his embarrassing porn, his deadname, and his sordid personal history. That's the actual reason Keffals wants KF gone. The whole trans suicides, swatting, etc narrative hadn't been invented yet, so Keffals had no other option but speak the truth -- "I posted a bunch of regrettable stuff online and people made fun of me for it".

What's with Keffals reaching out to wives? Seriously.

 

[PaladinBoo]

What's with Keffals reaching out to wives? Seriously.

Because, like Ralph, he is too much of a coward to face a man. He was even too afraid to face Destiny of all people which is why he went and harassed his wife. You know Lucas, since I know that you read your thread, only a man who is a little bitch would aggressively confront the wife of a man you have a beef with. You truly do live up to being a no dick loser.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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LOL holy shit, what the fuck? Look at that. It doesn’t even look real. He’s going to look like a medieval monk soon.

Everyone's focusing on the eroding hairline (for obvious reasons) but can we take a minute to appreciate the severe 5 O'clock shadow he's got going on in all these screenshots too. And this is apparently him with makeup?

 

[Procrastinhater]

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What the FUCK is this, a zombie halloween costume? Oh, this is what happens when the filters are off.

Look at that hair lol

To add to this I thought men didn’t get fibromyalgia. According to google I was wrong. And the list of the symptoms makes the concept of being around Lucas even fucking worse. I wonder how IBS and stinkditch go together…

>excessive gas.
Guess thats why he's called Keffals, but why did he fake his fart porn?

 

[Punished Neco]

'Behold the hand of God'- Moses just prior to parting the sea

Also is this really how they're going to stream from now on? Just a closeup of their face and revealing only a beige wall behind them?

 

[Blasterman]

'Behold the hand of God'- Moses just prior to parting the sea
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Also is this really how they're going to stream from now on? Just a closeup of their face and revealing only a beige wall behind them?

Look at this pathetic POS. He looks like he just got surrounded by police.