Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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"Did I cut my hair? No, I did not cut my hair. I'm getting a haircut later..."
<twitching intensifies, goes on a break to do a line, comes back>
Hey, I need it because of my fibromyalgia, I have no energy otherwise. This is hard to talk about, you wigglers.
 
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Trianon said:
Yeah, very rarely should you line your entire lower lid. It kind of looks like he's had it on all day and it has melted a bit. That tends to happen when you put too much in the exact spot where your eyes will naturally water all day.

Lucas' eyes are also naturally downturned, so he should want to always keep his eyeliner high and swept up to balance it out.

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The eyeliner on the bottom here does go in pretty deep, but it's a chocolate brown color instead of a deep black, which lightens the lower lid considerably. The point is that it is darker on top and directs the eye upward.

I kind of thought you guys were being mean about his hair part before, but it definitely does look worse than it used to and clearly isn't just lighter roots growing in. Some sort of root touch-up spray would probably hide it a bit.
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I cannot explain the sheer entertainment I get from watching this fat retard learn how to use makeup for the first time (at 30 years old), not from his mom or female friends, but from female detractors on his Kiwi Farms thread. That is fucking surreal lmfao.

He really does look like a bizarre goblin in this stream. I’m glad I tuned in for a minute to see his weird hair and cap his fucking autistic chat full of dickless, mentally ill NEETs.

Do we know why he’s so twitchy? It was really bad when I tuned in. It’s like his eyes can’t focus on one thing, rapidly darting around. He seemed like he was on something.

RobertDole said:
Pretty good summary. The screenshot at 31:22 caught my eye. It's a DM from Keffals sent to Hunter Avallone's wife. It was sent sometime before August 2nd, which means it was sent before the swatting, before Ireland, and before #DropKiwiFarms:


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In this DM Keffals confesses to what we all know: he hates KF because it has links to his embarrassing porn, his deadname, and his sordid personal history. That's the actual reason Keffals wants KF gone. The whole trans suicides, swatting, etc narrative hadn't been invented yet, so Keffals had no other option but speak the truth -- "I posted a bunch of regrettable stuff online and people made fun of me for it".
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Good catch. Confirmed - Lucas tried to take down Josh Moon, and the Wayback Machine, and the infrastructure of the Free Internet…. because of archives of his fake Fart Porn. :crocodile:

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ETA: Eagerly awaiting @I'm Just A Worm's artistic rendition of goblin Lucas. Big fan.
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That is a fantastic idea lmfao, I’m on it.
 
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"Did I cut my hair? No, I did not cut my hair. I'm getting a haircut later..."
<twitching intensifies, goes on a break to do a line, comes back>
Hey, I need it because of my fibromyalgia, I have no energy otherwise. This is hard to talk about, you wigglers.
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His hairloss has escalated.
Now it's coming out in clumps.
Its even worse than it was at Twitchcon.
 
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Keffals said during the latest stream he will go back to the U.S. to "shoot a tank". Apparently it costs $1,000 per shot, but he will do it anyway because "it's funny".

Glad he got over his fake PTSD after allegedly having guns pointed at him, now there's no more need to use that $100k to "seek justice" and he can fund a jet-setting lifestyle instead.
 
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Something Awful said:
Keffals said during the latest stream he will go back to the U.S. to "shoot a tank". Apparently it costs $1,000 per shot, but he will do it anyway because "it's funny".

Glad he got over his fake PTSD after allegedly having guns pointed at him, now there's no more need to use that $100k to "seek justice" and he can fund a jet-setting lifestyle instead.
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He probably realizes the grift is up and everyone knows how full of shit he is, so why pretend he’s a victim anymore. Of course that won’t ever make the mainstream news articles about him go away. A guy can dream though.

Luke probably already blew through that 100K easily, back to poverty and sitting alone in his greasy apartment.

Youneek Username said:
lol at this frumpy mf putting on makeup and shit after being roasted here.
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I really think the next step is to get him to shave his head. Can we get female Kiwis to make him think that shaving his head is the best beauty option?
 
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Something Awful said:
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"Did I cut my hair? No, I did not cut my hair. I'm getting a haircut later..."
<twitching intensifies, goes on a break to do a line, comes back>
Hey, I need it because of my fibromyalgia, I have no energy otherwise. This is hard to talk about, you wigglers.
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Holy fuck that part us out of control
 
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Something Awful said:
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"Did I cut my hair? No, I did not cut my hair. I'm getting a haircut later..."
<twitching intensifies, goes on a break to do a line, comes back>
Hey, I need it because of my fibromyalgia, I have no energy otherwise. This is hard to talk about, you wigglers.
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he looks so fucking fried LMFAO. He looks like he's been painstakingly refreshing this thread 24/7 for the past month and a half. Hey Lucas you ugly fat eunuch faggot
 
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Subtlety said:
I've never gotten so mad so quickly than at Mothraelita93 having the gall to suggest Keemstar "allowed" Shadman to draw pornography of his daughter, like what kind of brain thinks that thought because Kween Keffals has designated Keemstar enemy of the week?
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It's some proper Ministry of Truth, 'we have always been at war with Eurasia' shit, right?

Null spent years railing against Shadman for generally being a sick fuck and drawing porn of Keem's daughter, meanwhile over at Keffals HQ the party line is Keem was totally cool with it and encouraged Shadman to do it.

Kind of shows why the Farms is such a valuable resource, so you don't end up saying retarded shit like that in Twitch chat.
 
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