Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

mlanguishi said:
He just dyed his beard and hair a few weeks ago. He looks unbelievably bad with all the grey.
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Consider he's pushing 50 that doesn't surprise me but I'm shocked at the amount of hair he has left given his diet and lack of any form of healthy lifestyle. His hair dye job isn't fooling anyone so he should give up.
 
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Re Boogie, I'm just shocked he didn't do what some woman did immediately after getting WLS and stuffed their maw with fries. She actually choked to death as her new stomach backed up with fries.

But yeah I bet he was pumping his gut with Mt Dew (what's his fascination with that shit anyway, it tastes fucking vile) and anything liquid (ie milkshakes) the minute he got out of the hospital. I've heard of a few horror stories of people 'cheating' the WLS by taking most of their calories by liquid. No wonder they need a psychological review before approving the surgery.
 
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xerxes said:
Re Boogie, I'm just shocked he didn't do what some woman did immediately after getting WLS and stuffed their maw with fries. She actually choked to death as her new stomach backed up with fries.

But yeah I bet he was pumping his gut with Mt Dew (what's his fascination with that shit anyway, it tastes fucking vile) and anything liquid (ie milkshakes) the minute he got out of the hospital. I've heard of a few horror stories of people 'cheating' the WLS by taking most of their calories by liquid. No wonder they need a psychological review before approving the surgery.
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It’s addictive

t. Former addicted fatty. Now I’m ripped and can eat whatever I want because I hit the gym enough.
 
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His career is so fucking over, even his brainless twitter followers have turned.

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YaBoi said:
He's referred to Twitter or even being online as his job several times. Dude even said that checking Reddit was part of his job :story:

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So many lols in those screenshots. Love it how it appears that he boasted about making 6 figures to own the trolls in the last couple of screenshots.
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And it "being his job" is even more ridiculous when he throws a tantrum and says he's just shit posting and that he doesn't care about or stand by what he posts.

Also I know it's been said a million times before but it's always hilarious to me how many lolcows want to inspire others and be role models but are too lazy to actually do anything inspiring.
Hell, for Boogie to become "inspiring" he didn't even have to do anything well or right; he just had to stop doing things wrong and he couldn't even manage that. He'd be put on a pedestal and praised as a success just for doing what most of us do naturally (caring for ourselves and our households) and he was handed every single trick and tool to do so, hell he was even given some IRL cheats for it.
Instead he just went on eating, whining and blowing all that goodwill cash on hookers. Really he just solidified the idea in a lot of minds that most spoiled, ungrateful, greedy man children are incapable of change and will always come back begging and crying for more.
He doesn't even work as an anti-inspiration (or I guess a cautionary tale would be a better way to put it) like he tries to push sometimes because he still consistently gets his way and has never really suffered any real consequences. He coasts, and continues to coast and will always continue to coast. I know HE thinks he's got the hardest life on record and is one of the Most Abused Kids in History* (TM) but in reality he's still living an incredibly easy life just bouncing from one pleasure to the next.

I know I've used this example before but listening to someone who is surrounded by toys in a house with heat, running water and clearly more than enough food talk about how hard their life is because people tell him to fuck off when he accuses them of raping him / causing his divorce / causing his felony / driving him to suicide for the 30th time that week is like when that rich kid in school complains that he got the wrong colour sportscar for his birthday and hates his dad for it.

(* I never responded to this claim before because obviously it's just incredibly ridiculous. I'm not going to start listing off real life examples, but the spoiled, over fed man child and all his siblings made it to adulthood, that alone shows they weren't. It just further proves that he can't be grateful for anything and his suffering is always the worst, and by god he'll keep exaggerating the story until you agree!)
 
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SpaceAce said:
Hell, for Boogie to become "inspiring" he didn't even have to do anything well or right; he just had to stop doing things wrong and he couldn't even manage that.
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The only "inspiring" thing Boogie could do is die and take a bunch of other worthless lardasses with him.
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Maybe you should stop eating McDonald's everyday you fat faggot
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He will. When he DIES. I hope he dies choking to death on a Big Mac.
 
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Kheapathic said:
Even at the bare minimum of "five figures a month," that's $10,000 a month; or $120,000 a year. Even if we are to cut that in half for state and federal taxes, that's $60,000 a year. Now I don't know the specifics, but he lives in Arkansas, and from what I understand the South has a far lower cost of living than let's say my hellhole of California. If the dude is legitimately broke, like DSP, he did it to himself.

That aside, if he wants a job a mentally deranged and disabled fat piece of shit like him can do; he can function as a calibrating weight on industrial scales.
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You can live very very comfortable on 1500-2000 a month here, you could live like a king on 2500-3000. he could easily put away half his income without any real problem. I live close enough to booger that prices would be very similar.
If he wasn't such a fucking moron, he could easily invest in some precious metals or some pretty spicy stock market fund. He has no excuse for what has happened to him other than just retardation. Even if you wanna fuck around in crypto/day trading if you take 10 percent of your savings and play with it you could still have some fun with the wild side of things.
 
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Sammich said:
You can live very very comfortable on 1500-2000 a month here, you could live like a king on 2500-3000. he could easily put away half his income without any real problem. I live close enough to booger that prices would be very similar.
If he wasn't such a fucking moron, he could easily invest in some precious metals or some pretty spicy stock market fund. He has no excuse for what has happened to him other than just retardation. Even if you wanna fuck around in crypto/day trading if you take 10 percent of your savings and play with it you could still have some fun with the wild side of things.
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That's what kills me about these YouTube quasi-millionaire types who end up broke. I understand it's the whole curse of the lottery thing; where an influx of money only amplifies problems and they often end up broke. But there are a myriad of ways to turn money into making money; whether it's renting properties, stocks/bonds, and other stuff. If you're comfortable where you are, and you start getting an extra zero or two on your monthly income; nothing wrong with buying an extra new toy or moving up some maintenance or other stuff; but for fuck's sake, turn it into something that makes you money in the long run.
 
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