Forget tradwife, how do I become the tradhusband?

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I think you're confusing the meaning of "tradwife". Let me help you out.

See, tradwife is a colloquial term in right wing circles that means "Woman who behaves as both your sexual servant and cheerleader, but also your mother", so a tradhusband would be like an emotionally stunted manchild who's sexually demanding, draining to be around, and is incapable of taking responsibility or growing as a person.

So if you want to become a tradhusband I'd recommend starting to browse /pol/ on 4chan, ask there. Also consider becoming performatively religious on the internet (the current zeitgeist is decidedly secular, so that will prove how special you are and help you get in touch with the spiritual teenager on tumblr inside all tradhusbands).

Hope that helps.
 
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Agent Abe Caprine said:
Here's a guide to the way of the tradhusband.
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This is hilarious. I want a meme dub where instead of making oxygen bleach he makes chlorine gas.

Uberpenguin said:
I think you're confusing the meaning of "tradwife". Let me help you out.

See, tradwife is a colloquial term in right wing circles that means "Woman who behaves as both your sexual servant and cheerleader, but also your mother", so a tradhusband would be like an emotionally stunted manchild who's sexually unfulfilled, draining to be around, and is incapable of taking responsibility or growing as a person.

So if you want to become a tradhusband I'd recommend starting to browse /pol/ on 4chan, ask there. Also consider becoming performatively religious on the internet (the current zeitgeist is decidedly secular, so that will prove how special you are and help you get in touch with the spiritual teenager on tumblr inside all tradhusbands).

Hope that helps.
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Damn, I really didn't know. Well, I knew of course the channy types want porn fetish types more than any real person, but I thought there was at least a little more to it.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
I think you're confusing the meaning of "tradwife". Let me help you out.

See, tradwife is a colloquial term in right wing circles that means "Woman who behaves as both your sexual servant and cheerleader, but also your mother", so a tradhusband would be like an emotionally stunted manchild who's sexually demanding, draining to be around, and is incapable of taking responsibility or growing as a person.

So if you want to become a tradhusband I'd recommend starting to browse /pol/ on 4chan, ask there. Also consider becoming performatively religious on the internet (the current zeitgeist is decidedly secular, so that will prove how special you are and help you get in touch with the spiritual teenager on tumblr inside all tradhusbands).

Hope that helps.
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FALSE it means the butter churning girl from the Townsend and Sons videos

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I m a husband and father. Trad means to me basically self sacrifice. You do everything possible to support your family. And family means marriage and children which also means Christian faith in my case Catholicism. If you dont like the idea of not having time for yourself or trying to avoid hard work and physical labor dont do it do something else.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
See, tradwife is a colloquial term in right wing circles that means "Woman who behaves as both your sexual servant and cheerleader, but also your mother", so a tradhusband would be like an emotionally stunted manchild who's sexually demanding, draining to be around, and is incapable of taking responsibility or growing as a person.
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So Chris and Barb are a trad power couple, interesting.
 
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I m a husband and father. Trad means to me basically self sacrifice. You do everything possible to support your family. And family means marriage and children which also means Christian faith in my case Catholicism. If you dont like the idea of not having time for yourself or trying to avoid hard work and physical labor dont do it do something else.
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Thanks. I think about it sometimes. You might like this recitation- a little sappy, but you can't go wrong with Jim Reeves.
Rich (BB code): 
One night a sleepy little boy knelt beside my bed
He smiled and looked into my eyes and this is what he said:
"Daddy, my daddy, you've taught me lots today
So daddy, my daddy, teach me how to pray."

"You brought me home a brand new kite and showed me how to fly
And there ain't no other kid whose dad can knock a ball so high
I'd like to thank God for you, but I don't know what to say
So daddy, my daddy, teach me how to pray."

I had to turn and leave his room and he began to cry
I didn't want my boy to know but so did I
His best pal had forsaken him but what was there to say?
For daddy, his daddy, had forgotten how to pray.

Swiss46 said:
Get a blue collar job and own a house by 30.
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Get in decent shape, make 150k+ a year so you can financially support a family without that trad-wife needing to work, get married by 25, have 4+ children.

Basically, it's impossible. Wanna come over and play Halo 2 instead? for old times sake?
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It seems unbelievable to have a housewife anymore, and a lot of people would even say sexist. Even though in many cultures that's still how it works, and even anthropologically, biologically how it works. Even on my end, well, I'd want to be very involved in raising a child, and cooking meals, and cleaning the house.

I think I am my own housewife.

Someone once said to me it was neglectful of one's parents for the child to live alone, pay their own bills, and work and/or education fulltime before 20. I was shocked- I consider that being on-pace. I think there's some mass infantilization in my zoomy generation, and I don't believe it's all due to economics. I dunno, I really dunno.
 
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You refuse to go to church.
You refuse to get a job.
You hit the gym and track 5-6 hours/day. Daily.
You prey on weaker men and take their money.
You have sex with as many beautiful women as possible, impregnate as many as there's sperm available, and live on the run so you don't have to grow any kids.
 
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