Do you think Jack has a cheese fridge
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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captkrisma
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I wonder how many Kiwis we can get to attend Long Hollow's live stream on Sunday and just flood it with troll shit.
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Murderface is more charming than TamHam.
He was trying to get a spoonful with a bit of everything but failed. As if somehow that would make it taste different.
It's soup. These things have been simmering together for however long. Things start to taste similar when all that happens. And then he had to go back THREE times because he was amazed how good it was. It's almost as if using a pressure cooker for everything doesn't give your flavors a chance to blend properly. Who'd have thunk it that taking the time to prepare something would taste good.
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A thought just occurred to me, why is Jack so obsessed with using that pressure cooker? I always thought it was because he is impatient, but since he's unemployed he could just set a crockpot up to run the night before and have fresh hot food first thing in the morning. It's not like he doesn't have the time to babysit a crockpot and the food would taste better too. I'm guessing he's just so fucking dumb it never occurred to him.
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It's because when he makes food he wants to eat it as soon as possible. So that's why he makes it in the pressure cooker. Two hours of simmering a chili on the stove, a couple hours doing it's thing in a crock pot and that's way too long. It's only 20 minutes in the Ninja Foodie so he can get his feed on right away.
It's not about taking the time to craft something well. It's about making it as fast as possible so he can eat. I swear he's the type to microwave potatoes because it's faster than sticking them in the oven to bake for 45 minutes.
Hungry Homeless Handjob
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This, plus the fact that he feels obligated to use his big-ticket kitchen gadgets as much as possible because he wants to get back at
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It's quantity over quality with Jack. In the time it would take to make a proper soup, he can make 5 batches of "wet vegetables and meat in salt water" in the pressure cooker, eat 3 batches before Tammy gets home, and then pretend he made 2 batches for dinner.
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Taco Bell's Grilled Cheese Dipping Tacos (Birria Tacos)
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I like how Jack went on unrelated tangents about other restaurants in this review. And I feel like he bought more than he showed based on all the different sauce cups that they have.
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Jack somehow made a 4 and a half minute video feel bloated. Wow. Most pop songs struggle to achieve that.
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I like how his super high pitch chipmunk intro ends on a super loud and creepy drum sound.
Exciting the audience with ''barfs'' energetic music but then the sad reality kicks in and a grey, fat pedo with one arm greets you with his low energy and creepy attitude.
(P.S) Jack looks like an elderly Keemstar with that new beard, I can't unsee.
Exciting the audience with ''barfs'' energetic music but then the sad reality kicks in and a grey, fat pedo with one arm greets you with his low energy and creepy attitude.
(P.S) Jack looks like an elderly Keemstar with that new beard, I can't unsee.
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Put a fucking bullet in me if I become Jack.
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It's the tiny audience share he gains from people hoping he fucked with the valve and this is the time it explodes on him.
Crock Pots are like fat person potpourri warmers. Wake up in the morning, whole house smells like soup. It's cozy.
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I try to forget as much as I can from his culinary abominations. The fact he called this a "Romantic Dinner" shows he's got no romance in his heart.
If I plated something like that for Mrs. Sebben as a "Romantic Dinner" she'd laugh and ask where the real food was because even for non-romantic dinners I've made stuff that looks better than that. That literally looks like what a teenager who is trying to impress his date would cook.
That thumbnail looks nasty as fuck. The color. The grease. The fluorescent cheese. How anybody can look at that and say, "yeah that looks good" has no sense of taste. And of course he needs to complain bitterly how small the dipping stuff is. What is he expecting? A fucking soup bowl he can just drink afterwards?
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Special needs person with crippling Cluster B Personality Disorder wastes most of the run time trying to pretend he was the one who brought quesabirria to life, eats fuckload of cheese and grease and gurgles gud in the process as he squeals in rage he could not get more on his wife's dime.
But yeah, as a guy who does like their grilled cheese tacos? They are greasy fuckers that are not what you'd call great. They're tasty, and their burrito's quite satisfying, but you'd not call this "gud" unless you're a glutton who pressure cooks soups so he can chug them down ASAP.
I love the shit fit he threw for them being pricier; it's almost like it's because they put more stuff in a traditional mystery meat taco, give you a sauce, and then upcharge because they can. He so wanted to get a tub of that consomme to drink.
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Is the bucket hat hiding some kind of massive head trauma?
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If you consider having a beluga whale bump trauma, yes.
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Was scrolling through Jack’s channel, and holy fuck is this a hilarious/sad/disturbing/repulsive image…
Literal strokeface. I’m alternating between periods of laughter and speechlessness.
Literal strokeface. I’m alternating between periods of laughter and speechlessness.