Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[80's Dad]

wrt trannies pretending like this big titty woodshop teacher thing being fake and it doesn't matter. I'm not caught up on this story being exposed and don't know where the line between truth and fake news is, but I don't think it really matters if the whole thing was faked and staged from top to bottom The twitter trannies reacted as if it were real and overwhelmingly supported a man with oversized prosthetic breasts and skin tight clothing, blatantly exposing his fetish to kids. Those beliefs don't just go away if this story was faked.

Also I saw that hearing aids are available over the counter now. How long till Wedge remembers his Deaf LARP and grifts for donations to get a pair? It must be so frustrating for him to not be able to hear his sissification porn over the sound of his dishwasher running. (that's literally how he describes his deafness, he can't hear things over the sounds of machinery sometimes)

 

[Trianon]

wrt trannies pretending like this big titty woodshop teacher thing being fake and it doesn't matter. I'm not caught up on this story being exposed and don't know where the line between truth and fake news is, but I don't think it really matters if the whole thing was faked and staged from top to bottom The twitter trannies reacted as if it were real and overwhelmingly supported a man with oversized prosthetic breasts and skin tight clothing, blatantly exposing his fetish to kids. Those beliefs don't just go away if this story was faked.

Also I saw that hearing aids are available over the counter now. How long till Wedge remembers his Deaf LARP and grifts for donations to get a pair? It must be so frustrating for him to not be able to hear his sissification porn over the sound of his dishwasher running. (that's literally how he describes his deafness, he can't hear things over the sounds of machinery sometimes)

The principal said "our hands are tied because of pro-trans laws." It doesn't get clearer than that, and most people object to changing sex-based protections into gender-based ones precisely because it makes it impossible to safeguard against trolls and malcontents.

 

[stupid frog]

Does "getting approved" for his bolt ons means his insurance is paying for it? Hell I wish I could get a $10k cosmetic surgery for free just because I said it would make me feel better

lol, you think he's paying for it? Kaiser is.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Kevin knows nothing of woodwork.

He should start with this beloved internet classic to change that:

Does "getting approved" for his bolt ons means his insurance is paying for it? Hell I wish I could get a $10k cosmetic surgery for free just because I said it would make me feel better

Yes sorta, basically he needs someone somewhere in the vicinity of medicine to rubber stamp that it's medically necessary for him to get his tiddys so it will get waived into his state-provided insurance coverage without anyone actually asking if it's medically necessary. This is the horrific gatekeeping of the Ongoing Genocide that takes millions of trans lives every month and has to date prevented Kevin from being able to function among The Cis and Unqueer. It took him this long because he's lazy most people have some minor semblance of ethics rather than just stamping "yep, it's wood necessary" for everyone who comes in for whatever they possibly might want.

I am, of course, opposed to such gatekeeping because I'm not a dishonest communist faggot like Kevin.

 

[AMHOLIO]

The mask is slipping

He hasn't seen recent IRL no filter photos of Kim Petra, Susie Green's son Jackie, or Jazz Jennings. Even if he did, he's faceblind so he'd still not get it.

He's utterly optimistic.

Giga cope

"But I don't want to ruin gays! I qualify as gay!" Yeah, then could you fucking help your fellow gays from being harassed by trans men and trans women who only insist on pure gay men or lesbians, respectively?

Kevin’s “people rarely de-transition for any reason other than transphobia” is so retarded it actually makes my head hurt…

Kevin "If I hear a real detransitioner talk I would autistically screech until the roastie shut up" Gibes. It's long but we can make it fit on a business card.

I love the way he tweets because even though he’s an extremely spiteful, hateful, opinionated asshole he can’t just tweet out a single thought because he doesn’t have enough conviction that he might be saying the “wrong“ thing.

It's funny watching him run in circles in his own hell.

The only thing I really got from his massive diatribe around the big teacher titties is that he’s upset that the teacher got to be around children and have bigtits and not be called a pedophile.

Big talk for a man who'd leave a child in a hot car while going for a pack of smokes and never talking to them again.

Is he actually on mind altering drugs? His tweets are making less and less sense, the ones about sexuality particularly are confusing as fuck.

Maybe gender euphoria fucks with synaptic processing.

I remember other kiwis pulling up some studies showing it might do that in excess amounts (same with testosterone) since hormones are surprisingly delicate. However, he is an unstimulated shut in who deprives himself of learning new things, and smokes a ton of weed. He stays up way past his bedtime and lack of sleep can really hurt. It can't help with his general baseline intelligence being low already.

How do you be so greasy and still have craggy dry skin? It's is such a gross dude thing that it's no surprise MTFs got it bad.

I think the skin generates more oil to keep you moist in some people. His bad genetic luck along with not showering made him this way.

Also I saw that hearing aids are available over the counter now. How long till Wedge remembers his Deaf LARP and grifts for donations to get a pair? It must be so frustrating for him to not be able to hear his sissification porn over the sound of his dishwasher running. (that's literally how he describes his deafness, he can't hear things over the sounds of machinery sometimes)

I'm so proud that you remember this after your weeks/months long dedication to reading the whole fucking thread from the start. My amhero.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Another reason I think Kevin hasn't pursued FFS? If he looked like a real woman (not that it would work) he might be treated, well, like a woman. Not a special brave trans woman who's still strong enough to curbstomp loudmouth TERFs.

 

[FinnSven]

Another reason I think Kevin hasn't pursued FFS? If he looked like a real woman (not that it would work) he might be treated, well, like a woman. Not a special brave trans woman who's still strong enough to curbstomp loudmouth TERFs.

But no one thinks he is strong enough to curbstomp a terf.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

But no one thinks he is strong enough to curbstomp a terf.

One, even with how much of a self-crippled layabout is, I would still be concerned if he decided to get violent with some middle aged lady. Two, doesn’t really matter as long as he thinks he does. Remember his tweets about yelling in his “big girl” voice? AKA, bellowing at women with his man-sized lungs. Kevin and the rest of the Tranch love flexing male power. It’s why they’re always toting guns.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Kevryn thinks it's his "big girl" voice, but it's more like his "big gorilla" voice.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Sure. Fuckers who look 20 years older than they actually are.

Joking aside Oliver "Abigail Thorn" Lennard AKA Philosophy Tube qualifies IMO.

Nah. If you looked at him as if he was an actual woman he looks early 40s. He looks like a janky five years younger Fiona Bruce

(as a man he looks hard to tell with surgery and a load of makeup- but if he actually WAS a woman he'd be old looking)

 

[AnOminous]

The twitter trannies reacted as if it were real and overwhelmingly supported a man with oversized prosthetic breasts and skin tight clothing, blatantly exposing his fetish to kids. Those beliefs don't just go away if this story was faked.

So far as I can tell, it was actually a huge troll, by a shitlord teacher who had been called out in the past for twanzfobic comments and was loathed by the school board of woke retards, and got his revenge by doing this. Source: my ass and some 4chan posts saying that.

 

[FinnSven]

So far as I can tell, it was actually a huge troll, by a shitlord teacher who had been called out in the past for twanzfobic comments and was loathed by the school board of woke retards, and got his revenge by doing this. Source: my ass and some 4chan posts saying that.

So again, it is like Mr Garrison in South Park?

The time he tried to get fired for being gay so introduced Mr slave, then behaved in the most inappropriate and offensive manner he could think of.

It culminates with Garrison himself exploding at an award ceremony for his own bravery at how that tolerance doesn’t mean blind approval and that his behavior is clearly unsuitable for children.

The town responds by sending him to a tolerance camp to learn to tolerate his own behavior.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Nah. If you looked at him as an actual woman he looks early 40s. He looks like a janky five years younger Fiona Bruce

That's where you're wrong - I don't look at him as an actual woman.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

The time he tried to get fired for being gay so introduced Mr slave, then behaved in the most inappropriate and offensive manner he could think of.

You know who was legit? Mr. Slave. Dude enjoyed himself but was absolutely clear that his way of life was neither suitable for kids nor something you wanted to emulate. If more trans were like that, would there even be a problem?

 

[Arcade Gannon]

Kevin and the rest of the Tranch love flexing male power. It’s why they’re always toting guns.

Women can carry guns too. Kevin doesn't, because he's mentally handicapped.

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[Elysian]

Women can carry guns too. Kevin doesn't, because he's mentally handicapped.
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What is he gonna do if any of his “family members” ever actually have to fire the gun? He’s gonna hear the loud bang either way.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Good to know Kevryn's "family" can count on him when the shit hits the fan and the Forces of Earl are overrunning the tranch.

Phil: "Kevryn, doll, I need you to take this rifle and guard the back door. Shoot anyone who tries to come in."
Kevryn: "But Mxtrxxx, noooooooooo!!!! Noises bad!!!!!" [Sobs bitterly as urine starts to soak the front of his too-tight pants]

Such a useless little lump of lard he is. I'm pretty sure he thinks that his complete inability to do anything useful somehow makes him cute and endearing. Can't drive. Can't shoot. Can't cook. Can't clean. Can't put in a day's work.

Man, when the revolution comes, this shirker will be in for a shock when they make him dig his own grave before putting a bullet in the back of his fat wrinkled bald head.

 

[fishercat]

Women can carry guns too. Kevin doesn't, because he's mentally handicapped.
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Silencers exist. Before anyone points out that silencers are also loud just remember that they turn gunshots into someone smacking a pipe with a shovel

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Silencers exist. Before anyone points out that silencers are also loud just remember that they turn gunshots into someone smacking a pipe with a shovel

So does hearing protection.

But I'm sure they half-ass that like they half-ass everything else.

Household of men yelling "WHUT?" across the dinner table.

 

[AfghanBlue]

So does hearing protection.

But I'm sure they half-ass that like they half-ass everything else.

Household of men yelling "WHUT?" across the dinner table.

I thouhgt Kevin was in that video of them shooting while walking like retards across the ruined land? (whilst wearing ear defenders, may i add)