Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[CaseyTatumm]

lol yes, it's to hold the blue tarp in place. old tires aren't just a great way to breed malarial mosquitos, they' re kind of an all-purpose utility object in the right hands, almost like a cinderblock.

i wouldn't call this "redneck engineering," because redneck engineering is risky-but-successful.... like piling 10 pieces of furniture on a car roof with a single ratchet strap and then driving on the highway without anything falling off. while i don't love the phrase white trash, i guess "white trash engineering" is the right description for using an old tire to keep a roof tarp over a leak

Oh ew I didn’t think of the mosquitos….

I’ve seen tons of good redneck fixes/builds. My mom built a whole horse lean to with a bunch of random scrap wood, was it ugly? Yup. That ugly thing held for years though!

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Dalton literally looks like this street person from my hometown that people used to call Cowboy
I wouldn’t know that dalton was not a homeless bum without this thread

 

[Got Milk!]

Is the tire in the roof some half assed attempt to stop the leaking roof?

It's for when a tornado flips the trailer it can bounce right side up again. High level engineering/safety equipment.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Dalton has very very bad knocked knees. His legs look hilarious in some positions.

 

[Got Milk!]

Thank you for posting Violet, so I'm not a horrible double poster but petition to make this the thread theme song.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Dalton literally looks like this street person from my hometown that people used to call Cowboy
I wouldn’t know that dalton was not a homeless bum without this thread

I feel like they all kind of look like street people

Dalton has very very bad knocked knees. His legs look hilarious in some positions.

He reminds me of this old meme

 

[Vi0l3t]

I feel like they all kind of look like street people

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He reminds me of this old meme

They do look like that in pictures too lol.

Sammies tiktok is still private, no Facebook updates but she made 3 in her car acting all sad. One video she fake cried, no tears. Its honestly hilarious. Wiping away at dry ass eyes. She looks filthy too, really greasy hair. When she would wipe fake tears shed peer into the camera periodically.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

They do look like that in pictures too lol.

Sammies tiktok is still private, no Facebook updates but she made 3 in her car acting all sad. One video she fake cried, no tears. Its honestly hilarious. Wiping away at dry ass eyes. She looks filthy too, really greasy hair. When she would wipe fake tears shed peer into the camera periodically.
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Is she carrying on about being pregnant and having 2 months to live?

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

They do look like that in pictures too lol.

Sammies tiktok is still private, no Facebook updates but she made 3 in her car acting all sad. One video she fake cried, no tears. Its honestly hilarious. Wiping away at dry ass eyes. She looks filthy too, really greasy hair. When she would wipe fake tears shed peer into the camera periodically.
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Oh good lord.

And where is the headliner?

 

[Vi0l3t]

Is she carrying on about being pregnant and having 2 months to live?

She never talks it's just shitty tiktok music in the back. Or she pretends to be talking during audio clips. Or lip syncing lol. Shes manic shes making a ton of tiktoks.

Kim's trying on wedding dresses lol. Is she even divorced yet? She looks ridiculous with her shaved head.



Happy creepy 666 just in time for October.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

She never talks it's just shitty tiktok music in the back. Or she pretends to be talking during audio clips. Or lip syncing lol. Shes manic shes making a ton of tiktoks.

Kim's trying on wedding dresses lol. Is she even divorced yet? She looks ridiculous with her shaved head.
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Happy creepy 666 just in time for October.

I wish we had a laugh icon

 

[Vi0l3t]

I wish we had a laugh icon

Me too. Sad part is dumb fuck and hick ass will blow money on ugly walmart rings, and a shit wedding then be broke for Christmas and Aidens birthday.

 

[Trombonista]

She never talks it's just shitty tiktok music in the back. Or she pretends to be talking during audio clips. Or lip syncing lol. Shes manic shes making a ton of tiktoks.

Kim's trying on wedding dresses lol. Is she even divorced yet? She looks ridiculous with her shaved head.
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Happy creepy 666 just in time for October.

If she doesn't buy that dress, it needs to be washed or thrown out.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Probably followed her out with a can of febreze spraying.

If she doesn't buy that dress, it needs to be washed or thrown out.

Lol Daltons tiktok has more photos from the dress fitting. You can see in the mirror hes in the same outfit hes always in. I bet they fucking stink.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRH9rpxS/


He also did a lip syncing video and got really into it lol.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRH9BRJA/

 

[GlitterGunt]

Those wedding dresses look ridiculous on her. I pity the sales associate who had to put her customer service face on for those two. They could never afford the dresses and undoubtedly left them crumpled up and smelling of vinegar pungent armpits afterwards.

 

[Got Milk!]

Those wedding dresses look ridiculous on her. I pity the sales associate who had to put her customer service face on for those two. They could never afford the dresses and undoubtedly left them crumpled up and smelling of vinegar pungent armpits afterwards.

Excuse me  sir ma'am. You'll need to put on this wetsuit first before trying on these dresses. It's store policy if I can smell you from over 6ft away. Also, I'm gonna need a non-refundable cleaning deposit.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

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These three are the best seeing Kim in these dresses reminds me of making an ugly sim and dressing them up for the lols.

I’m not sure why she’s bothering, we all know she will probably end up with a secondhand Salvation Army dress. She can’t afford a dress from a legit shop.

 

[Simon]

They do look like that in pictures too lol.

Sammies tiktok is still private, no Facebook updates but she made 3 in her car acting all sad. One video she fake cried, no tears. Its honestly hilarious. Wiping away at dry ass eyes. She looks filthy too, really greasy hair. When she would wipe fake tears shed peer into the camera periodically.
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Her eyes aren't even red!! Lmao, at least rub your eyes and make it look like they're puffy.

And I feel for the women who put on those dresses after Kim.

 

[Trombonista]

If Sammie wanted to make her crying believable, she should have thought about Antonio before filming.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Is she actually putting on those dresses with that funky gut wound that she's been showing off??

I wonder if the owner of the store can legally refuse service to a filthy, smelly, pus-oozing guttersnipe. KNOWING she's not going to buy a damn thing, and will probably get married in a rugratz sweatshirt and flip-flops.

Yuk, yuk, and double-yuk.