Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Muh disabilities, muh privilege, muh poverty. Others expect me to actually do things, wahhhh life is so hard, pity me. PITY ME. GIVE ME YOUR SYMPATHY.
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Who could have guessed that cutting your cock off, shooting hormones, and being morbidly obese would have effects on your health?

"I'm often in bed with chronic pain and fatigue. I have Morgellons, EHS Disease & Captain Trips. with a lot of luck and hard work, I built a platform that allowed me to escape poverty. That open wound I have is just great though, no problems there. Now give me money so I can fatly wander around Europe."
 
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Do you though? 🤔
 
I have a hunch that Steven and Luke agreed to come to a ceasefire in private conversation.
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So you really think Destiny would make a wholeass stream boldly announcing his intent to sue just to recant?
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Muh disabilities, muh privilege, muh poverty. Others expect me to actually do things, wahhhh life is so hard, pity me. PITY ME. GIVE ME YOUR SYMPATHY.
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"I'm often in bed with chronic pain and fatigue. I have fibromyalgia, depression & ADHD.", hey there self-diagnosed Tumblrina, you forgot to mention your self-diagnosed autism. I know you're a pathological liar but hey, at the very least try to keep the list of all of your fake self-diagnoses consistent, FFS.

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He managed to get away with a $100k donation fraud and still claims to be "depressed". Ungrateful POS.
 
How is a true and honest woman supposed to shine brightly if she can't make jokes about slamming the wombs of her opponents' mothers?

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You're trending because you have personalized trends turned on. For someone who tweets so much, he doesn't understand how Twitter works.

...I think he still believes half of North America reads his tweets because he doesn't understand what total tweet impressions are and how they differ from unique visitors.
idk why they're complaining, this is two men conversing
 
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Muh disabilities, muh privilege, muh poverty. Others expect me to actually do things, wahhhh life is so hard, pity me. PITY ME. GIVE ME YOUR SYMPATHY.
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I hate when people use their disabilities as a shield and act like not only can they do nothing wrong ever, you're also not allowed to criticize them without getting bitchsmacked with the label of "ableist."
 
Yeah, shit like this shows that "leftism" just means "gibs for me" to these leeches. I'm not a right-winger like many Kiwi Farmers are, but it's easy to understand why they hate "leftists" when you see this mindset.
But according to them (Kef specifically) you are by association. Didn't you know, this was a Neo nazi, alt-right website?!?!
 
Keffals overestimated his ability to stream for a whole day. It's because he's struggling with "fibromyalgia".
Oh fuck you bitch. These grifters love to say they have every fucking disease under the Sun and it's typically only three things that can help:

1. Money. It's always money.
2. Weed. Fibromyalgia symptoms can be treated with THC or CBDs. Guess which one they choose?
3. Food or some form of delivery.

Fibromyalgia, depression and ADHD.

I simply cannot believe she didn't say she has long covid.
Too soon. When he's been back for another month or two and when the hoopla dies down he'll pull that one out.
 
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Oh no, he has a fake disease and stuff that a lot of people deal with. Am I supposed to be sympathetic to him? This doesn’t nullify any of the criticism against him. What a faggot.
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I actually was going to post about this because I was really curious what his "disabilities" were exactly and he said he would talk about it on stream, and I thought it might be funny but no one was talking about it.

I 100% believe the autism or some kind of Tourette's due to the head movements. The way he swerves, swivels and shakes his head chronically sets of my autismdar majorly. Serious uncanny valley territory. Plus the ABSOLUTE STATE of his hygiene and the pathetic attempts at memes and humour.


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I don't know why he doesn't get it diagnosed. All he has to do is show these pics to a doctor.
 
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PS. If anyone wants to edit Lucas onto Hitler tweaking at the Olympics I'll... give you nothing but hey it'll be funny.
Marilyn Manson effectively did that in this painting, but it was a pre-op Keffals.

In other news, some PhD wrote an outline for the JK Rowling book about KiwiFarms, LMAO:

THE CHRONICLES OF KIWIFARMS (Book aka Thread 1)
A humble trünshine merchant Lucas Roberts peddling his wares to boys in the village accidentally stumbles onto the legendary Sword of Trün at the lake of Třûň. The Sword of Trün carries the right of lordship to the Trün Kingdom.
https://twitter.com/AlaricNaude/status/1582925726990635009 from: https://archive.ph/kKvYa

Accurate!

The Sword of Trün has immense power and transforms the merchant into Kęf-ůlż who then proceeds to wage war on the small city-state of Kiwifarms. The Kingdom of Kiwifarms has a long history of oppressing the people of Trün by producing a deadly weapon known as mirrors.

LMAOOO, he even worked in a plot-line about black trannies going after whiteboi Keffals:

Kęf-ůlż is not safe as the people of Trün begin to question where all the gold went and civil unrest begins in Trün.
Finally, a civil war between the Night Trün Clan and their allies and the Day Trün Clan erupts due to the disdain shown by Kęf-ůlż to people who are Night Trün.
LMAO, oh yes, I remember that civil war between Day Trun and Night Trun:

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Oh no, he has a fake disease and stuff that a lot of people deal with. Am I supposed to be sympathetic to him? This doesn’t nullify any of the criticism against him. What a faggot.
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I actually was going to post about this because I was really curious what his "disabilities" were exactly and he said he would talk about it on stream, and I thought it might be funny but no one was talking about it.

I 100% believe the autism or some kind of Tourette's due to the head movements. The way he swerves, swivels and shakes his head chronically sets of my autismdar majorly. Serious uncanny valley territory. Plus the ABSOLUTE STATE of his hygiene and the pathetic attempts at memes and humour.


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Kiwi Farms will gladly support the marginalized trans POCs against the bigotry of a racist cracker.
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Queen Jai needs to come in here and speak her truth. This honkey cracka needs to be dealt with. Jai, if you’re reading this, imagine the seethe if you dropped dirt on Lucas on here. KF may have a bad rep in the trans community but Lucas lied about basically everything, except the site hosting his fart porn :crocodile:

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Muh disabilities, muh privilege, muh poverty. Others expect me to actually do things, wahhhh life is so hard, pity me. PITY ME. GIVE ME YOUR SYMPATHY.
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Jesus Christ what a crybaby fucking bitch. A month ago if that, this nigga talking about how he’s gonna get everyone on Kiwi Farm’s life ruined, Josh Moon will be homeless, LARPing like a psychotic mob boss in DMs to Winter…..

Now he’s all alone at home, bitching and moaning about fibromyalgia LMFAO. “I’m not perfect guys, you can’t expect that”. Nigga you’re trash. Your only disability is retardation. And you don’t even have Down Syndrome or something that created adversity you can’t control, you’re just a fucking retard that had every opportunity as everyone else, but chose to chop off your own dick and be a parasitic fucking cunt.

You can keep trying to get this shit taken down, but this thread will stay up forever as a monument to your never-ending terrible decisions. Remember when you were talking down to Josh Moon and posting pics of his mother, thinking you were the new media darling? What was that, a few weeks ago?

LMFAO keep crying bitch, when you go to pick up tissues and a wheelbarrow of Adderal , don’t forget to pick up some Rogaine. That bald spot is an emergency situation.

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