Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Articles and Nudes]

Which one of you retards started this trend of using "parasocial" all of a sudden.

 

[Something Awful]

Did someone save the stream? Lucas accidentally showed a chat window apparently featuring him, "Chelsea" Manning and someone named "Vaush" in Signal chat, but I did not capture it.

 

[Maginot]

after how manning blew up with greenwald I am not suprised this shit glows like the sun

 

[Lean In Ban]

Did Jersh talk about Keffals on the latest MATI? If yes, can I please get a timestamp?

 

[kludge]

Just a couple of quick snippets from his stream before I dropped out, because his stream is unwatchable, boring as fuck. He still is wearing fucked up makeup, but is back to looking like a basement dwelling slob.

This motherfucker his new intro, sucking of Sinseer's faggotry (the faggot who played 600+ days of fucking Fallout 76, the most cocksucking broken game ever):
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Lucas feeling like a model (or Adderal/Meth movement shit going on, dunno):
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This nigger still believes he won against Kiwifarms (ROFL):
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It's honestly horrifying how ugly he looks at times. It's especially funny when the filters do not work and you can see that semblance of a 5 o' clock shadow peeking through.

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[Markass the Worst]

1) The goal of Drop Kiwi Farms was never to permanently deplatform it. It's impossible to permanently get a site offline, Keffals is very frustrated people don't understand this.

This isn't just regular goalpost shifting. This is shifting the goalposts to the fucking Arctic circle and burying them under an ice sheet.

Did someone save the stream? Lucas accidentally showed a chat window apparently featuring him, "Chelsea" Manning and someone named "Vaush" in Signal chat, but I did not capture it.

It's probably the #DropKiwifarms Signal chat that was discussed in Sinseer's thread too.

 

[Dyn]

If you're not aware swattings have been happening in the metokur/AF/guntosphere for the last several months, all done exactly in the same manner as MTG's swatting. The keffals "swatting" was an email, it's the only documented one from this current batch that was done entirely different. However the keffals email was done exactly how Vordrak has done all of his, who coincidentally operates within the inner circle of the DropKiwiFarms campaign, hates Josh, the website and has been at this a long time. The MTG swatting as well as all of the guntosphere swattings were likely done by the same group of people who are turbo retards/banned users/splinter site users/discord faggots. Obviously this is all speculation but if I had to bet my life savings on someone to be guilty, this would be my educated guess. Keffals is not smart. Keffals is not a mastermind. Keffals can barely plan out a full sentence for a tweet. Lucas has been a pawn in this entire thing and the only reason he was involved was because he had a little public traction following the destiny thing. He literally tripped uphill.

100% agree, Vordrak swatted Keffals and retarded Ethan Ralph alogs swatted MTG, and the painful thing is just how obvious it should be, but retards on twitter are going to eat it up uncritically and retards here are going to honk about it being a tranny false flag.

If those trannies were out falseflagging us we'd be getting blamed for a lot more than two swattings.

 

[AnOminous]

Not a fetish btw

He's got a whole Steven Assanti thing going on. Just from his face I bet the dude is humongously fat. Like Gunt-tier.

What’s it like having less than 400 viewers on a stream after having massive mainstream media support, including CNN and fucking H3H3? Lucas was propped up and it still didn’t do fucking SHIT. LOL pathetic, but no one is surprised - he’s a hack.

Look at his drug-addicted twitching. He looks like a fucking possessed puppet, randomly jerking and darting his eyes around. A fat, dickless puppet.

I think people have troon fatigue, and it shows how utterly out of touch these fake news outlets are that they thought this twitching hunchbacked retard was the figurehead to sell whatever bullshit they were trying to. Any open comments sections attached to these fake news stories seem openly doubtful about it or horrified by Pukas's freakish appearance.

Dude cut off his dick to become the girlfriend and turned into a twisted, deformed (but still very obviously male) hobgoblin.

Did someone save the stream? Lucas accidentally showed a chat window apparently featuring him, "Chelsea" Manning and someone named "Vaush" in Signal chat, but I did not capture it.

So, Jizz-Dong not returning his calls any more?

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

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Middle aged????
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Lol, literal gender blob
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Not a fetish btw
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(https://www.facebook.com/paige.mcloughlin.10)

I know troons come in many shapes and sizes (Mostly disgusting) but dear god this one might be the most miserable/eerie troon I've seen yet. No smiling, just a blank face and a stare. Maybe it's just the blank stare that makes him so fucking eerie to me.

 

[BR-549]

i hearby crown this piece of shit as the The Hunchback of Not-a-Dame

 

[My Name is Mud]

I didn't catch the whole MATI stream, did Josh mention what he was teasing about earlier in the thread about the first page making Lucas shit himself?

 

[HahaYes]

Lol, literal gender blob
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His face looks like it's fucking melting, straight out of Mandela catalogue.

 

[siegemeister675]

Not defending Keffals but I believe he was assaulted by that guy

Why? Everything that comes out of the hunchback eunuchs mouth which isn't a cock should be assumed a lie until proven otherwise at this point. Lucas is the most mendacious bullshitter I have ever seen online, and that is really saying something.

 

[AltisticRight]

"All those Kiwi Freaks are unemployable lol!"

If an employer was given the choice between:
1. Me, an edgy boy who says nigger but has a reliable work ethic.

2. The unhinged weirdo in a dress who looks like they're going to be caught in a janitors closets fucking a small animal to death, who also hasn't had a real job in 10+ years.

Who would they pick? Seems pretty cut and dry to me from an employers perspective.

Unemployable?
Guess I should take that promotion letter I got last Thursday and cry myself to dehydration.

 

[Oliver Onions]

He and she are already third-person pronouns.

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Keffals is now pityseeking because of "depression" and "people are being cruel". Lovebombing in the comments.

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How it started: "The next time you send the SWAT team after me you better make them pull the trigger, because I'm not going anywhere."
How it's going: "Pweez tell me what you like about me because I'm so depressed UwU [Stress Sigh]."

Well, Lucas, I'm always happy to help a pervert in need, and I know nothing cheers an e-celeb up like a bit of fanart so here you go:

With Halloween just round the corner I figured you could use some costume ideas so I made you into a Kappa. You're welcome, fren!

 

[Trianon]

It's honestly horrifying how ugly he looks at times. It's especially funny when the filters do not work and you can see that semblance of a 5 o' clock shadow peeking through.
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Lucas, you look like you slept in your eyeliner and smudged it all over your pillow, PLEASE, stop putting it around your entire fucking eye. It's not "smoky," it's just a messsssss.

 

[Real Name 1973]

Keffals, I know you are sensitive to your appearance both physical and social. I have some recommendations to improve health and wellness:

• You need to shower daily (I hear hair washing is every couple?)
• Watch your weight (losing just 10 pounds is a start!)
• No more edgy jokes on Twitter (you are inviting too much negative feedback that is causing you stress)
• Balding is not an issue, take it gracefully as many women do. (go for a tasteful clean shave before it's too late or an expensive wig, I know you can afford it)
• Apply makeup more tastefully (for one, too much shadow)
• Rigorous drug cleanse (Adderall seems one of the main ones)
• Weed out some bad habits. (such as going to bed at a late hour. turning off electronics will aid in fixing this)
  
  
  Hope this helps!

 

[DrNow]

Zooier Than Thou are still protected by Cloudflare. If I learnt anything from dropkiwifarms it's that judging a collective by the actions of one is entirely reasonable, and if DDoS mitigation is provided to a site it means the DDoS company in question supports that sites idea. Therefore, it isn't too crazy a reach to bundle Keffals and his Clownflare buddy in with Toggle the Rat. Not only does Cloudflare provide them with mitigation, they facilitate criminal methods which are used to prevent people talking about them here.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

The safe word is "I'm sorry" but that will never come out of Keffals' flap trap.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Listening to the stream in the background. Boring shit.

1) The goal of Drop Kiwi Farms was never to permanently deplatform it. It's impossible to permanently get a site offline, Keffals is very frustrated people don't understand this.
2) Apparently Denims will visit Keffals in Canada at some point for some reason. It will be hilarious to see her on stream together with this goblin.

How the hell did you suffer through the whole stream? That's torture in and of itself.