Where Do Other People Come From? - Scientific Facts about the Human Species

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Good morning. Do you ever look around and think, "whys there all these people? where did they all come from?!" Today in class I will teach you all about how the people you see in the world have come to be there.

It has been known as far back as many years that as the human lives, eat, walk, sit, exist, he discards dozens of particles of Skin. he doesn't do it on purpose, it's just because of a mystery of life that it happens! The skin floats down to the ground* until enough of it has accumulated together into what scientists call a "microdermis" that blankets the floor. As human beings and other creatures walk about, their movement rolls the microdermis into large balls (Human Motes) which eventually become so filled with all kinds of Cells that they begin to think maybe they should go somewhere else and avoid getting stepped on all the time by everybody. As the mote rolls along the floor it collects more and more of the microdermis, adding to its cells. The mote then finds a cool, dry place to hide and form. In time, a brand new human will turn the corner from that hiding place and integrate itself into society.

Bonus Scientific Factoid: the combined microscopic material gathered alongside the microdermis as it rolls away (other discarded biological material, matter, dirt, waste, and other contaminants) determines the eventual personality of the new human!

Words, Letters, And Their Importance

Chapter: Context
"The scientist conceived of a robot that would help paralyzed patients"
"The scientist conceived of a robot that would help paralyze patients"

*it is unknown why objects float to the ground
 
Oh, this pseudoscientific nonsense again. This whole idea of human motes was disproven years ago by scientists from MIT. Talk about being behind the times! I guess I will entertain this discussion though.

It's very convenient how nobody can explain how floating works. It really doesn't even make sense that a thing could float, like what, it'll just hang there in the air? In defiance of gravity? With nothing fueling it? Plus let's face it, the fact is people aren't even real. I'll bet none of you have even met a person before, I've never met or interacted with one single person in all my years of life.

I'll admit the human skin ball theory at least has more merit than the ludicrous outdated sexual reproduction theory, that fell out of style back when miasma disease theory did I think (you'd think they'd have figured it out earlier since nobody's ever once had sex in all of recorded history from what I understand) but still, science moves on. I can understand wanting to hold on to the human skin ball theory, it's a very optimistic view of things that I wish was true, but at some point a man has to grow up and realize that people aren't real. That's just how it is.
 
I have a theory.


...that's all, I'm not going to actually write it all out ffs, we could be shut off by another hysterical tranny any moment, ain't nobody got time for me to type out a fuckin' thesis here.
 
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Can you be more concise? I don't quite understand what you're getting at.

I'ts really is just all About, that timless unanswed question i believe, a little certain actor, called: william shakespear, once said: "how become a man?" and other ancient quesions such as, "where does it come from".hhhhhhhh

dont ever forget there there are many microorganism in the world
 
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