Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Stochastic Terrorist said:
Because men unironically do not despair over hostility. When a healthy mind man is under attack and has very little or even no hope, he doesn't shoot himself in the head but he stands up and fights like crazy (Sun Tzu warned about this)
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“When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard.”
― sun tzu, The art of War

The quote for anyone wondering as I was.
 
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Brutality said:
"It kinda sucks that I lost him (his father) to cancer a few years ago because I would've loved for him to see where I am today, I only he would've been proud."

What exactly is there to be proud of, Lucas? You using a historical war artifact as a prop in your fart porn? or you aiding a drug trafficker to permanently fuck as many children over for life as possible? Your father is rolling in his grave at what you've been reduced to.
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I can just see how this fantasy would go now.

genie: Lucas you've freed me, you get 3 wishes

keffals: I wish for my dad to be alive again so he can see where I am today.

*keffals dad is resurrected from the grave cancer free* L... Lucas! I'm alive! How have you been?

keffals: Look dad I'm a successful twitch streamer thot! I'm on camera! I have 400 viewers! I'm a useful idiot! *loses balance drunk on cheap sake and percocets, fly undone, tits sagging out*

keffals dad: oh for christ's sake I wish the cancer would take me again

genie: *sends keffals dad back to the grave* that's 3 wishes per family, you got one left Luke

keffals: *swigs sake* I WISH FOR DIPPIN DOTS
 
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Something Awful said:
Listening to the stream in the background. Boring shit.

1) The goal of Drop Kiwi Farms was never to permanently deplatform it. It's impossible to permanently get a site offline, Keffals is very frustrated people don't understand this.
2) Apparently Denims will visit Keffals in Canada at some point for some reason. It will be hilarious to see her on stream together with this goblin.
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I don't get it.. what the fuck does Denims gain from visiting this smelly, hunchbacked freak? It's not even a benefit for her career. If anything it will cause some of her own paypigs to feel disgusted by meeting this greasy bridge troll.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
the goal posts have moved so far back they're no longer on the field. Only thing left is a bunch of coping seething and dilating. They pretend they won just like they pretend they're women. What I find funny is now that Lucas has the public eye he has to put on his imma good boy routine and back peddle and delete all of the edgy things he wants to say while making fun of trannies. He probably wishes he could sign up for the farms where he would get a pink triangle but otherwise fit in and be able to say what he wants and not be a depressed neet.
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He wouldn’t fit in in the slightest and I don’t know why people keep saying this other than because he’s edgy sometimes. The moment someone called him a fag he’d sperg out, PL, and get laughed off the site. He can only keep up with banter on a website where he’s a protected class.
 
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Nykysnottrans said:
LMAOOO, The Quartering giving Kef a taste of his own medicine:

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BTW, here are the Livestream excerpts where Denims admits she hasn't come out to her conservative muslim parents... yet (she might need a little "help" with that):


And here Denims admits that her conservative muslim family doesn't know about her "sex work" on OnlyFans:





BTW, she says that her parents live in New York and that she was living with them, so she's from NY.

So, Keffals, what was that you said about us having to live in fear of you? "When they go low, I go lower", wasn't that what you said, huh Kef?

Well then, I look forward to you discussing all of the above on your upcoming Livestream with Denims. You two have a lot to talk about, it seems. Maybe you can "help" Denims come out to her conservative muslim parents in New York and become and out and proud ex-muslim Twitch/OF thot under your "sex-positive" influence.
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As much as an e-whore as Denims is, does she even actually get naked online? I always assumed she was one of those thots that just cosplays in lingerie and scams idiots thinking next set will definitely show some booba.

The reason why I ask is because many women in the sex workers movement are just camgirls that want easy money yet they victimize themselves as if they were being forced into street prostitution. To these people there's always a way to win the opression olympics.
 
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Trixie Clop 9999 said:
Does Lucas use a voice filter on stream? Because he admittedly sounds fairly feminine.
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Despite having his vocal chord surgery as an adult, he still sounds like an eunuch. Sure, it's higher pitched, but close your eyes and you'll just hear a man. He also uses a pitch and accent similar to the fake Valley Girl speak trannies like to promote, so you can tell it's fake.
 
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Nuns with guns said:
Despite having his vocal chord surgery as an adult, he still sounds like an eunuch. Sure, it's higher pitched, but close your eyes and you'll just hear a man. He also uses a pitch and accent similar to the fake Valley Girl speak trannies like to promote, so you can tell it's fake.
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I Don't often interact with valley girls, suppose you have a more trained ear.
Bango Bongo in the Congo said:
My nigga HOW? In what way? Please elaborate on that.
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Higher pitch, softer tone, though I suppose that's only on stream.
 
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Trixie Clop 9999 said:
I Don't often interact with valley girls, suppose you have a more trained ear.

Higher pitch, softer tone, though I suppose that's only on stream.
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Maybe you’re subconsciously comparing him other trannies. Even if he’s one of the better sounding ones he still sounds like a self conscious middle school boy who’s trying to make his voice sound deeper in front of his sweetheart.
 
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Nykysnottrans said:
LMAOOO, The Quartering giving Kef a taste of his own medicine:

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BTW, here are the Livestream excerpts where Denims admits she hasn't come out to her conservative muslim parents... yet (she might need a little "help" with that):


And here Denims admits that her conservative muslim family doesn't know about her "sex work" on OnlyFans:





BTW, she says that her parents live in New York and that she was living with them, so she's from NY.

So, Keffals, what was that you said about us having to live in fear of you? "When they go low, I go lower", wasn't that what you said, huh Kef?

Well then, I look forward to you discussing all of the above on your upcoming Livestream with Denims. You two have a lot to talk about, it seems. Maybe you can "help" Denims come out to her conservative muslim parents in New York and become and out and proud ex-muslim Twitch/OF thot under your "sex-positive" influence.
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If Denim’s parents are hardcore muslim then first they would give Lucas some diversity by the way of off a high roof and put Denims in a burqa.


Nuns with guns said:
You don't even have to interact with them, just listen to the “voice lessons” trannies give to each other. They always sound like a stereotypical early-2000s movie.
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It’s like listening to a drag version of Clueless only the troons aren’t doing it for camp.
 
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