Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I cannot imagine something more disgusting than a man’s saggy, chemically stretch pecs, filled with fat and gristle to resemble a woman’s natural beauty, being stuffed into a bra and paraded around on camera to a bunch of stinky incels who’ve also cut off their penises.

I’m being genuine, what a repulsive image. How is this real life?

Also, Lucas will never, ever, EVER look anything like a doctored, posed, edited photo in real life. Everyone has seen what he looked like at Twitchcon when the filters are off. He’s a fat hunchback, simple as.

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Just look at this fucker’s rolls. There’s no hiding them big rolls, boys. His fucking gut is tucked into his pants. Look at the size and definition of that roll. Pure fucking fat. OBserve his hunchback poking out from behind his hair, as well.

Who the fuck is this tub of goo trying to fool? Lucas get on a treadmill, tubby. No one wants to see your gut.

Here’s a happy thought, though - many pages ago I dared Lucas to show his gut on his livestream to prove he wasn’t fat. Well, guess what. You fucking did it, and you are fucking fat, fatty. LMFAO what a clown
 
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Ever since the Farms took a break Keffals has been having a dysmorphia arc - the photos I've seen have been hilarious, photoshopped to oblivion, where he not only doesn't look like Keffals but not human. And his stream "look" now is basically a parody of a woman with multiple filters that don't compliment each other. It's embarrassing.

I don't think KF "broke" him, I think Twitchcon did. The inability to control the image showed everyone how bald/fat/disgusting he really was, and stuff like that gun range stream did no favors. As soon as he moved into his new place of sadness this started with the photoshop and the light makeup on stream but went off the rails fast.

I don't know if he actually wants an Onlyfans thing because it might crush his ego to have few subscribers - he could just be going slowly crazier and think that making himself look like a fake cartoony woman is a good thing. The problem is that he can never do anything outside of his home again without the illusion collapsing.
 
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Farms are back. Quick message to Lucas:


Some notable things I picked up from his streams:

  • Lucas is very bad at vidya. He is currently Bronze 5 in Overwatch 2. Claims to have been Platinum in Overwatch. He plays Reinhardt due to the fact he can’t aim.
  • Apparently filmed something with Vice. This made him tired.
  • The level system in the Discord may be removed.
  • Said troon on stream.
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  • The legal document that the thread came to believe was fake was supposedly taken down because his lawyer yelled at him to remove it.
  • In regard to DIY HRT, said the “legal route” should be taken first. 🤔
  • Said that if the Farms weren’t the sole reason for the three suicides, it doesn’t matter.
  • Stated that Destiny supposedly sent “unhinged essays” to journos. Seems based to me.
  • Leaked DMs with Ian Miles Cheong for no reason.
  • He nuked all his VODs when this thread was created.
  • Seems to be going to Arizona to do stuff with a tank likely with InRangeTV.
  • Not a stream note, but it seems TMZ purged his interview after he was a fucking retard and leaked the link and restreamed it.
  • He has a tendency to blame his team when he loses in Overwatch.
  • Inconsistent to poor stream quality recently. Overheated his router due to the Ditto plush. Overheated his camera due to being ugly.
  • Gets pissy whenever someone asks him to do anything similar to #DropKiwiFarms. Refuses to do politics because the Farms broke him.
 
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The only thing I learned from this tweet is that Josh has a mother and didn’t just appear one day, out of thin air.

What was this tweet even supposed to do.?
pog said:
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null and his mom are so cute ? i 've never seen his mom in a pic before lol . it's wholesome
anyways i hate keffals like everyone else. not much of meaning to add other than i hope he 41% very soon
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sevenproxies said:
The only thing I learned from this tweet is that Josh has a mother and didn’t just appear one day, out of thin air.

What was this tweet even supposed to do.?
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It's a personal army request, just like when he goes "haha ratio XDDDDDD". It's pathetic and how powerless people make themselves feel powerful through the internet.
 
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A1 Steak Sauce said:
  • Seems to be going to Arizona to do stuff with a tank likely with InRangeTV.
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don't know inrangetv...but geez. is this his new thing like his time at the shoorting range?
DOn't steal Phil's thunder keffie. It's all he's got and he's on the edge.I fyou displace him, his blood will be your your hands Keffie...yo will be a literal murderer by troonlaw
 
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