Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[A Sunset]

< Andy Warski is a reliable business partner. Godwinson is jealous of Andy's charisma, and the BIG money I'm making. There's nothing funny or retarded about Andy Warski.
< It's ok, guys - Warski has told me he's off the cocaine. I looked through his bank account like we're a gay couple. The Kino Casino is back and better than ever. I am taking Andy back because he deserves to eat.


< There's nothing funny about how fat I am. Anyone who says otherwise is washed, it's simply not something to joke about. I embrace the meme, guys, so I'm not a disgusting Jabba-The-Hutt creature, and it's not funny to make fun of my endless weight gain.

 

[White Pride Worldwide]

Millenial Woes as a co-host is going to be even worse. He was laughed out of the alt-right sphere back in the day for being into crossdressing and other gay shit. At least abortski was straight how is Asston going to cover this up?

 

[Absurdity]

To be fair to Andy somewhat, he only relapsed after Ashtonne gunt-raped him.

 

[pharaohwewuz]

< There's nothing funny about how fat I am. Anyone who says otherwise is washed

Coming from a greasy blob of a man who hasn't been able to wash his sweaty shit-crusted ass for years, being called washed is a compliment

 

[Retribution]

Who the fuck is that new guy?

 

[Elmo]

Who the fuck is that new guy?

If you're referring to the Iranian Jew, that would be JubTheNub AKA @Perspicacity, one of the long standing background planners for the show.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

Who the fuck is that new guy?

Somehow @Perspicacity is even worse than warski.

It's time for the long walk back, Ashton. The long walk back to godwinson.
Repent and give your head a shake, buddy!

 

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

Somehow @Perspicacity is even worse than warski.

It's time for the long walk back, Ashton. The long walk back to godwinson.
Repent and give your head a shake, buddy!

Worse than tardski? Impossible.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Godwinson with another video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0QRehuU26Y

 

[Local Fed]

I guess I'll be the one to deviate from most people here right now, but I watched Friday's episode of Kino Casino and I thought it was a big improvement over the Tardski version. Does that mean that I think it was good? Not really, but far superior than having the retarded monkey on the right hand side of the screen. The show's pacing wasn't too bad, there weren't constant "A-A-ASHTON, HOOOOOOOOOLEEEEE" interruptions and at least @Perspicacity seems to have a little bit of interest/knowledge in the subjects and can provide more commentary than a more retarded echo of what was just said by PPPhatty. It's also nice that it wasn't 6 hours long (partially due to all of Andy's useless interruptions.) I think it was just under a 3 hour show which is far better.

 

[Sammich]

I guess I'll be the one to deviate from most people here right now, but I watched Friday's episode of Kino Casino and I thought it was a big improvement over the Tardski version. Does that mean that I think it was good? Not really, but far superior than having the retarded monkey on the right hand side of the screen. The show's pacing wasn't too bad, there weren't constant "A-A-ASHTON, HOOOOOOOOOLEEEEE" interruptions and at least @Perspicacity seems to have a little bit of interest/knowledge in the subjects and can provide more commentary than a more retarded echo of what was just said by PPPhatty. It's also nice that it wasn't 6 hours long (partially due to all of Andy's useless interruptions.) I think it was just under a 3 hour show which is far better.

They can build on that, I think they just have zero chemistry right now. Just by not pausing every 10 seconds they shortened it up to a much more interesting show.
That semen retention shit was funny as all hell.

 

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I find it oddly coincidental that KiwiFarms lately always goes down whenever Warski embarrasses himself in a big way. First it was when Warski got his <30 second KO from Salt Papi, now it's his getting fired from the Kino Casino.

Is Warski secretly colluding with the troons?

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

I made some Ashtons with Stable Diffusion the other day.


At first it was very bad at deciphering the background, but once I described it in full I was pretty impressed.

Spoiler: img2img base & prompts

Positive: A single very fat man with round glasses, screaming. ((he is sweaty and has bad skin)). ((visible nipples)). short curly brown hair. in the background there is a bath towel with a roulette and playing cards motive hanging on the wall. intricate artwork by Tooth Wu and wlop and beeple. octane render, trending on artstation, greg rutkowski . cinematic, hyper realism, high detail, octane render, 8k

Negative: hands, hand, shirt, clothes, lowres, text, error, cropped, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, artist name

 

[internet friend]

I find it oddly coincidental that KiwiFarms lately always goes down whenever Warski embarrasses himself in a big way. First it was when Warski got his <30 second KO from Salt Papi, now it's his getting fired from the Kino Casino.

Is Warski secretly colluding with the troons?

Warksi doing any form of collusion seems a bit above his mental pay grade

 

[Null]

long live the king

 

[Beef Elemental]

long live the king

I did not consent to this. NRN should be an individual choice.

 

[Smarty Pants]

I thought it would take PPP at least a couple of more years to earn his own board but here I am with egg on my face. Well done Ashton!

 

[WeWuzFinns]

All these retards had to do was laugh at retards and rake in the cash, but history has to repeat itself and tardski destroys yet another free cash cow. These niggas manage to be even more unstable retards than gunt, who can't be aborted unlike Andy jr.

 

[zShirt]

I love seeing comments in their VODs saying Andy was just an OBS slave and that's useless because it's so easy to learn when Asston has shown he's clearly incapable of using any sort of technology. Why do people give PPP a pass for being a lazy retard and crucify Andy for it? Did PPP go around sucking people off 4 years ago in exchange for pretending he's entertaining and I just missed it?

Does that mean that I think it was good? Not really

Is it worth watching at all? I'm 15 minutes in and it seems awful so far. The idea of these 2 no-charisma retards talk about politics is somehow even worse than the idea of them talking about Ralph doing nothing interesting for 5 hours

 

[byuu]

Hey @Perspicacity, how much do you need to get fucked up the ass to get a voice as faggy as yours?