Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Shamelessly stolen but Rick (fat) finally admits he is a hack. The healing can begin now.
 
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Meat Target said:
But will he cough up for the Blue Check? He has alreasy spent 100k on it.
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He’s tweeted several times whining about how he shouldn’t have to pay for it when the prediction is that it will be available to anyone who verified their identity. Where is his special prestige if any old pleb can get one?
 
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artilleryfroth said:
He’s tweeted several times whining about how he shouldn’t have to pay for it when the prediction is that it will be available to anyone who verified their identity. Where is his special prestige if any old pleb can get one?
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I knew the Blue Check was a status symbol, rather than a verification of your identity, when some tards were demanding people have their checkmarks revoked for wrongthink.
 
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Divine right to rule said:
This haircut really doesn't do his headshape, fatty cheeks, weird mouth and double chin any favors. Grow a beard man. One besides Thicc Nikki.
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Combine that with the too-small t-shirts and skinny jeans he favors and there you have the reason why he looks like a sausage getting squeezed out of its casing.

You'd think Nikki or somebody would help clue him in on better fashion choices for a man of his portly physique, but (obviously) Pat's not in the market for clues.
 
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Shucky Ducky said:
You'd think Nikki or somebody would help clue him in on better fashion choices for a man of his portly physique, but (obviously) Pat's not in the market for clues.
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Have you ever seen Thicc Nikki wear anything but capris, semen-stained hooded sweatshirts, flip flops, and sunglasses? I'm not sure she's the right person to go to for fashion advice, brother.
 
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artilleryfroth said:
He’s tweeted several times whining about how he shouldn’t have to pay for it when the prediction is that it will be available to anyone who verified their identity. Where is his special prestige if any old pleb can get one?
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That's not going to stop him. He paid $5K twice to recover access to Twitter. He won't be able to resist.
 
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bisonwarlock said:
The questions we must ask ourselves are the following:
  1. Is Patrick Sean Tomlinson a morbidly obese blob of gargantuan proportions?
  2. Would anyone engage him in carnal knowledge of any kind?
The answers are, of course, yes child he is and no child they wouldn't. This concludes my status update.
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FTFY

sad to know quasis hard earned money is going to be going to Elmo Musk (professional writer, folks) but that's still better than crappy normie vacations and childrens toys.
 
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