DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lord_Point]

I welcome conversations around how I can make this stream better and beg less..... except all your ideas are stupid and wont work and I can only do exactly what ive always done... also we cant talk about this right now because i have to play the game based on my own arbitrary schedule.

Man I so beleive him! stupid plague tale getting in the way of DSP almost having a profound moment of self improvement.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

We saw yet another unhinged rant about charity recently for those who missed it. Add charity to the list of topics he's disturbingly weird about. I can't be bothered to break it down.

its really dumb his logic is "this is how I was taught" when theres plenty of shit he was taught he doesnt do anymore, he was taught to give up shit for lent and as far as I know doesnt do that anymore

also who is this person hes lying about? small content creators from before he was even doing videos....thats a pretty small window of who it could be...

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

So the trolls are burying him in the algorithm by saying DSP Gaming instead of DSPGaming. Every day we get closer to him ranting about the government stealing his thoughts.

 

[Ortsnay]

What a sad, pathetic, sack of shit.

"I did nothing wrong. I did everything correct."

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

"my detractors call me DSP to intentinally fuck me over in the youtube algorithim!"

"if you say I use pignosis on people you're an insane conspiracy theorist!"

truly the duality of man

hes also talking about that night of the video moist reacted to and I hate this shit. I hate when he acts like he chooses to stay "overtime" out of the kindness of his heart or for the fans, you do it because you havent made enough money dude, fuck off

 

[Poo Twister]

For real though, is this site done or will it survive? I'm not very net knowledgeable and don't really pay attention to what's going on.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

So the trolls are burying him in the algorithm by saying DSP Gaming instead of DSPGaming. Every day we get closer to him ranting about the government stealing his thoughts.

He's going full sovtard here's an excerpt from his next bankruptcy hearing "my name in ALL KAHPS means it's a corporate fiction okay?....also that flag with the gold fringe? UMMMMM NOOOOOOO that's WRONG idiot morahn judge that means this is an MARAHTIME ADMIRAHLTY hearing WHUT? I'm not a battleship or something ack ack ack get the fuck out of here".

 

[Philipp Amthor]

For real though, is this site done or will it survive? I'm not very net knowledgeable and don't really pay attention to what's going on.

Just read Null's posts and decide for yourself. How the fuck should anybody here have more knowledge than Null?

 

[Iron Hamster]

For real though, is this site done or will it survive? I'm not very net knowledgeable and don't really pay attention to what's going on.

mixed bag

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Oh god he’s “built different” because he streamed immediately after getting caught jerking it lol

Back in high school two popular girls asked him how he’s so chill when everyone else is stressed and freaking out because prom is coming up

He just didn’t care…it probably had nothing to do with him being a loser who couldn’t get a date and didnt go lmao

 

[Free Jasper]

I took some time off when ICOclown or whoever landed. Just popped my head back in and see I should still stay away.

It doesn’t make me mad (big fail there ICO boy) it’s just boring watching a grown man hand another grown man money. It’s just like cam girls and I don’t watch them either - there’s more interesting things online.

Glad to have you mentally ill morhans to keep tabs on it with me though. Sometimes I enjoy this site more than pig himself.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

I took some time off when ICOclown or whoever landed. Just popped my head back in and see I should still stay away.

It doesn’t make me mad (big fail there ICO boy) it’s just boring watching a grown man hand another grown man money. It’s just like cam girls and I don’t watch them either - there’s more interesting things online.

Glad to have you mentally ill morhans to keep tabs on it with me though. Sometimes I enjoy this site more than pig himself.

so not mad you had to come post about it

 

[Free Jasper]

Nope, came to say I’m glad the sites back and I currently find the subject uninteresting. That’s what we do round here - talk about what we do or don’t find amusing.

If you think that’s mad you might want to get your blood pressure looked at.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I swear that in the past month or so he's received more attention from bigger content creators than he has in a long, long time, and every week now there's been an insane pre-stream rant/meltdown.

I don't know why now all of a sudden he's on the crosshairs of so many YTers, but I love it. Between this, SF6 salt, the roasting he received on Twitter for his bitchy comments against arcade cabinets guy, and getting banned from Stream Elements(or is it Stream Labs?), I feel like the DSP show is becoming fun to follow again.

 

[NursezillaX]

We saw yet another unhinged rant about charity recently for those who missed it. Add charity to the list of topics he's disturbingly weird about. I can't be bothered to break it down.

I can't believe that I can still get surprised by the gall of this dude. How interesting that the one thing he seems to have been taught that he adheres to all the way to today is some nonsense about how if a single person knows that you did something charitable it ceases to be so. I wonder if these were the same people that he learned about a 'rainy day fund' from? I like how this very clearly cherished and closely held belief of his conveniently serves the purpose of being able to obfuscate if he's ever done anything charitable and essentially prohibits him from ever doing any kind of stream or event for the benefit of someone, or something, else. Nope, the nuns and priests taught him that he can only hold fundraisers for himself!

Oh, and apparently you CAN talk about good and charitable things you've done without negating them as being charitable and good! You can talk about how people contacted you 'behind the scenes' and told you how you were the biggest contributor and were the one who was most appreciated, and on and on, and you can share that with hundred of people. You just have to wait for some arbitrary amount of time to pass, I guess.

You almost have to admire the complete lack of shame it takes to be someone widely seen as one of the most selfish public figures on the internet and to be saying this kind of shit.

 

[Agent Proper]

A big welcome back, yeahhh. From the world's Greatest Intercontinental Champion, yeahhhh. Ain't no he, she, they, them, weirdos are ever going to keep The Macho Man from the mountain top, yeahhhh. It doesn't matter, yeahhh how many times they try and get the One...
Two...
They will never get the three on us, because we are the cream of the crop, and we will keep on rising back up to the top. Ohhhh Yeahhhhhh.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

Funny that not even a week after claiming he isn't paranoid about trolls he hits us with the "trolls don't say DSPGaming" on purpose shit.

How long until Phil believes Jasper is actually a deep cover plant sent by trolls to deplete his funds and cause him misery?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Funny that not even a week after claiming he isn't paranoid about trolls he hits us with the "trolls don't say DSPGaming" on purpose shit.

But surely the silent majority is, right? I mean, he just claimed he's getting new viewers everyday. How would they find him? He contradicts himself again just to play the victim.

 

[Balr0g]

Ok here is the idea for all detractors and trolls: from now on write DSPGayming in your video titles. Because that is the closest we come to the truth. So I repeat: DSPGayming is now in effect

 

[Lord_Point]

its really dumb his logic is "this is how I was taught" when theres plenty of shit he was taught he doesnt do anymore, he was taught to give up shit for lent and as far as I know doesnt do that anymore

We all know its just an obvious cope, but I love the irony that Dave's idea of charity is possibly the most self serving view of charity he could hold. On top of it being a completely retarded and totally made up its still somehow not his fault he holds it to be true because someone told him that when he was a kid.